I Just Drank My Own Piss This Morning! :o

**AnabolicBoy1981** · 11-10-2005, 04:50 AM

AHKG! IM SUCH AN IDIOT!! AHKG!

See, i usually go pee once in the middle of the night. But i dont have my own bathroom , so i usually just grab an empty water bottle go in there. That way i dont have to get up and walk into my brothers room to pee since the upstairs bathrooms in his room. I have been doin this for months and never had a problem,but this morning i guess i put the one water bottle with pee too close to my drinking water bottle, so then in the darkened room i grabbed the wrong one, and washed my two Redkats and Tamoxifen down with a nice swig of piss!YUMMY! I almost didnt notice it was piss, but it just had the extra "tang", if ya know what i mean. Not to bad reallly. The ammonia burned my throught a little, but not as bad as i thought it would. I chugged downed a good 4 ounces of it until I realized something was amiss. then i stopped, held the rest in my mouth, hastily turned on my lamp and looked at the color of the water.My eyes nearly came out of my head when i realized what i had just done. then i spit the rest back into the bottle. After washing up, i drank a whole bottle of water to dillute it. Then after cursing myself ten times I just started laughing at myself.
Good thing i drink enought water that my piss is weak and not concentrated. I only have a slight tummy ache now.

Do you think ammonia decreases tamoxifen and Redkat absorbtion?
Oh well. You all have a great day. I just had to share that with you.

**MuckDog** · 11-10-2005, 05:08 AM

i did that same thing the other morning but with my poop

**farrebarre** · 11-10-2005, 05:11 AM

**Myka** · 11-10-2005, 06:15 AM

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**SHRED** · 11-10-2005, 06:18 AM

If it were my piss it would have tasted like tuna!

**needmorestrength** · 11-10-2005, 06:56 AM

LMFAO thats too funny many hahahhaha

RA · 11-10-2005, 07:02 AM

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**edmen2** · 11-10-2005, 07:38 AM

**stayinstacked** · 11-10-2005, 07:45 AM

Dude, you may not have realized it, but you just gave yourself a shot of jet fuel. Recent studies have shown that drinking urine improves muscle endurance and increases the amount of fast twitch fibers in your muscles. Some are reporting gains of up to 6-10 lbs in just the first wk!!!

**Pinkvelvet** · 11-10-2005, 08:00 AM

Originally Posted by stayinstacked

Dude, you may not have realized it, but you just gave yourself a shot of jet fuel. Recent studies have shown that drinking urine improves muscle endurance and increases the amount of fast twitch fibers in your muscles. Some are reporting gains of up to 6-10 lbs in just the first wk!!!

I think someone on AR should be a Guinea pig...and be a test subject.

Any volunteers?

And, no...not me...and not StayinStacked (just in case we ever hook up...I'm not getting near those lips after this theory!)

RA · 11-10-2005, 08:02 AM

Originally Posted by stayinstacked

Dude, you may not have realized it, but you just gave yourself a shot of jet fuel. Recent studies have shown that drinking urine improves muscle endurance and increases the amount of fast twitch fibers in your muscles. Some are reporting gains of up to 6-10 lbs in just the first wk!!!

Bro, there is a reason your body rids itself of that stuff.

**singern** · 11-10-2005, 08:45 AM

Can we save money by injecting piss, or should we just keep drinking Winnie...

**kloter1** · 11-10-2005, 09:07 AM

nice one lol

**Hackamaniac** · 11-10-2005, 09:08 AM

that's just nasty

**copenhagen** · 11-10-2005, 09:15 AM

piss guzzler!.......hahahahaha

**chest6** · 11-10-2005, 09:26 AM

mmm yummy

**oldandgrim** · 11-10-2005, 09:29 AM

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**anaBROLIC** · 11-10-2005, 09:30 AM

i prolly woulda puked everywhere...

**El Jugo Buen0** · 11-10-2005, 10:30 AM

lol ALLLLLLLMOST did that myself once, just almost. I have to do that occasionally too(piss in a bottle) if I am too lazy to walk downstairs. Anyway I was drinking a lot of water for the few days prior to this, so when i took a leak in the bottle(a pellegrino green water bottle) there was no difference that could be seen. Anyway I woke up the next morning thirsty as hell, took the cap off about to have a swig and

the smell saved me lol. how did you not smell the piss bro? lol

**punchrf** · 11-10-2005, 11:32 AM

could have been worse. i pissed in a orange gatorade bottle and then put orange food coloring in it before my buddy went to sleep after a night of drinking and put it by his bed. when i woke up i noticed half of it was gone and it was still by his bed. never did tell him but me and his roommate got a good laugh about it.

**diponyou** · 11-10-2005, 11:44 AM

damn we got some lazy ass dudes in here,too lazy to walk down the stairs and piss, so you would rather have piss jus chillin next to your drinking water.man that sounds dirty....

**305GUY** · 11-10-2005, 12:14 PM

WTF! by the first 1/2 sip i would have known something was up. I think you enjoyed the taste of urine, you kinky bastard! LOL

**Dally** · 11-10-2005, 12:22 PM

Originally Posted by Pinkvelvet

I'm not getting near those lips after this theory!)

men get used to piss covered "lips" all the time....dont worry, little spit cleans that right up.

***doctorherb*** · 11-10-2005, 02:13 PM

Good stuff

**Prime** · 11-10-2005, 02:15 PM

Thats gross but funny too!

**Pinkvelvet** · 11-10-2005, 02:19 PM

Originally Posted by Dally

men get used to piss covered "lips" all the time....dont worry, little spit cleans that right up.

Thats just vile Dally...

**Dally** · 11-10-2005, 02:22 PM

Originally Posted by Pinkvelvet

Thats just vile Dally...

eh....im not the one with piss covered lips

....but I dont mind...im a dirty dirty man....and once I get goin, well, a little wizz aint gonna stop the DHALLUS.

**diponyou** · 11-10-2005, 07:02 PM

Originally Posted by Dally

men get used to piss covered "lips" all the time....dont worry, little spit cleans that right up.

thats gross bro

**taylor26** · 11-10-2005, 07:17 PM

wow just reading your story made me dry heave. That sucks bro.

**steve0** · 11-10-2005, 07:33 PM

Originally Posted by Dally

men get used to piss covered "lips" all the time....dont worry, little spit cleans that right up.

hahahahah aint that the truth

**collar** · 11-10-2005, 07:38 PM

Originally Posted by MuckDog

i did that same thing the other morning but with my poop

ROFL.........

**Squatman51** · 11-10-2005, 10:08 PM

How's it taste motha fuker.....

***Narkissos*** · 11-10-2005, 10:25 PM

Originally Posted by Squatman51

How's it taste motha fuker.....

THose two smileys together are priceless

**juicy_brucy** · 11-10-2005, 11:29 PM

Originally Posted by NewKid

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I agree:hahahhahahahhaahahahahhahahahhaahahahahhahah ahhaahahahahhahahahhaahahahahhahahahhaahahahahhaha hahhaahahahahhahahahhaahahahahhahahahhaahahahahhah ahahhaahahahahhahahahhaahahahahhahahahhaahahahahha hahahhaahahahahhahahahhaahahahahhahahahhaahahahahh ahahahhaahahahahhahahahhaahahahahhahahahhaahahahah hahahahhaahahahahhahahahhaahahahahhahahahhaahahaha hhahahahhaaha

**bigron62** · 11-11-2005, 12:01 AM

squatman that aint right

**Anna Bollick** · 11-13-2005, 09:46 AM

OOOOhhhhh, Baby, that sounds so deliciously KINKY! So what other body fluids do you like? Share the love! Let's hear the stories!

Love
Anna

Originally Posted by AnabolicBoy1981

AHKG! IM SUCH AN IDIOT!! AHKG!

See, i usually go pee once in the middle of the night. But i dont have my own bathroom , so i usually just grab an empty water bottle go in there. That way i dont have to get up and walk into my brothers room to pee since the upstairs bathrooms in his room. I have been doin this for months and never had a problem,but this morning i guess i put the one water bottle with pee too close to my drinking water bottle, so then in the darkened room i grabbed the wrong one, and washed my two Redkats and Tamoxifen down with a nice swig of piss!YUMMY! I almost didnt notice it was piss, but it just had the extra "tang", if ya know what i mean. Not to bad reallly. The ammonia burned my throught a little, but not as bad as i thought it would. I chugged downed a good 4 ounces of it until I realized something was amiss. then i stopped, held the rest in my mouth, hastily turned on my lamp and looked at the color of the water.My eyes nearly came out of my head when i realized what i had just done. then i spit the rest back into the bottle. After washing up, i drank a whole bottle of water to dillute it. Then after cursing myself ten times I just started laughing at myself.
Good thing i drink enought water that my piss is weak and not concentrated. I only have a slight tummy ache now.

Do you think ammonia decreases tamoxifen and Redkat absorbtion?
Oh well. You all have a great day. I just had to share that with you.

***Narkissos*** · 11-13-2005, 10:04 AM

ewww.

**Red Ketchup** · 11-13-2005, 10:12 AM

Originally Posted by oldandgrim

American beer?

Red

**Lavinco** · 11-13-2005, 10:31 AM

too funny.

is that your Idea of PeeCT?

***Narkissos*** · 11-13-2005, 10:49 AM

Originally Posted by Lavinco

too funny.

is that your Idea of PeeCT?

THAT...is priceless

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