Guess WHO!!!
Did you miss me???
Got home last night. I'm so glad to be back in the U.S. You take sooo many things for granted. Taking a shower without shoes, walking 5 steps to the bathroom instead of 500 feet....in another building, a quiet meal, home prepared food...
Theres no place like home.......theres no place like home!
Take care all and expect to see lots more of me!
C.B.
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!