What are my chances of getting an STD from an unprotected blowjob with a prostitute?

[Anabolic Beast]

I need you guys' advices here pretty quickly....at least before 11:00 pm when im supposed to meet a prostitute at a motel and get a scheduled blowjob (including ass, scrotum lick) for 20 dollars. I met this really hot, young prostitute at a motel a few days ago by accident on my way home from the gym. My car ran out of gas, so I rolled into this motel...and we met this way. I dont know if I should use a blowjob condom...or just go raw. It's only Oral sex..and I have no cuts or open sores on my dick (its just a little red from whacking 4+ times a day). so..what would u do??? She is hot, and I cannot refuse this offer

[steve0]

is this guy for real ?? well if you are a BJ with a condom sucks, if she is young she is prolly new to the game, so you may be in the clear why dont you just bang her with a condom ?? and pass up the bj

[timvds]

You can get herpes and HPV from that.. Good luck!

Nice way to make a name for yourself too by the way.

[Lavinco]

does your wife know about this?

[DADDYDBOL]

your funny

[SnaX]

This guy is retarded...lol...

Not only does he sound like that guy who was talkig about amonia and cocaine for a workout.... but he sounds like just some straight out low life crackhead with no shame....

WHY ASK US, WHEN YOU KNOW YOU'LL DO IT ANYWAYS. It's your life pal.

[305GUY]

I need you guys' advices here pretty quickly....at least before 11:00 pm when im supposed to meet a prostitute at a motel and get a scheduled blowjob (including ass, scrotum lick) for 20 dollars.

WTF!?!? LMFAO!!! If you like your asshole licked guess what :Your GAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

BTW if she doesnt tell you to put a condom on for the BJ FVCK IT! but if shes experienced she would.

[KrooC]

get your balls licked then give her monopoly money and smack the hoe

[KrooC]

what would chuck norris do.... hed get his balls licked and just roundhouse her instead of the monopoly money

[305GUY]

I need you guys' advices here pretty quickly....at least before 11:00 pm when im supposed to meet a prostitute at a motel and get a scheduled blowjob (including ass, scrotum lick) for 20 dollars.

Still LMFAO!! This was your 8th post and thats what you ask us.

[spywizard]

they are very high..

sharp objects, smooth skin.. jumping about, and warts.........

oh well, i'm sure your future wife won't mind the genital warts..

or what ever..

you got off.. you go dog..

[KrooC]

or sleep with her then clorophorm her and leave... i would do it for sure then not pay her somehow

[KrooC]

ignore these fools go for it bro just be like leme see your snatch and check it out real good

[305GUY]

Krooc its only $20 for gods sake. The womans just trying to make a living. lol. Chuck Norris is a krooc.

[alphaman]

This guy is retarded...lol...

Not only does he sound like that guy who was talkig about amonia and cocaine for a workout.... but he sounds like just some straight out low life crackhead with no shame....

WHY ASK US, WHEN YOU KNOW YOU'LL DO IT ANYWAYS. It's your life pal.

That is a good point, right there.



Chances are high enough not to do it. Period. You came on here hoping someone would tell you what you want to hear.....


So yeah- you can't get stds from blowjobs, go ahead jackarse

[305GUY]

Not only is this guy gonna do it. But shes gonna say "how bout another twenty and i'll let you fvck me" and hes gonna jump all over that too. BAREBACK.

Right after he gets his rim job

[alphaman]

Not only is this guy gonna do it. But shes gonna say "how bout another twenty and i'll let you fvck me" and hes gonna jump all over that too. BAREBACK.

Right after he gets his rim job

No doubt!

[Lavinco]

Not only is this guy gonna do it. But shes gonna say "how bout another twenty and i'll let you fvck me" and hes gonna jump all over that too. BAREBACK.

Right after he gets his rim job

this chic may even be a dude. Hard to tell anymore. Maybe he will pull out his wanker right in the middle of it all and ask you to return the favor.

[KrooC]

tell her only way she gets the 20 if you can skeet in her butt

[steve0]

im thinking the samething all you guys are WTF if you cant find a girl to give you a blowjob then you dont deserve to pay for one

[KrooC]

chuck norris knows best and he said do it.... there it is... the bottom line

[BlInDsIdE]

lol get a gf whos not a whore and not only will u not have to worry about catching some nasty std's but u won't have to pay the b!tch to get ur dick sucked......

[steve0]

but then again alot chicks hate giving head i hear my buddies complaine all the time that there wives/girls only just go down for a min or 2 and do dab there a dab here, and half the time chicks suck at giving head to start with most of them need a leasson i have never had a girl make me bust while receving a BJ so mst of time i dont even bother i just go straight for the muff

[spywizard]

i have never had a girl make me bust while receving a BJ

so????????/ what are you saying??

are you trying to come out to us tonight??

because there's nothing wrong with that.........

























jk man...

I didn't find a woman that could get me off till i was in my 30's.. and then i found 4 different ones..

married one of them.. and after 9 years it's still going strong..

[steve0]

yeah they have no idea till they get into there upper 20's and 30's i think there should be like a group of pornstars that hold classes to teach woman how to give BJ's

[Raven8264]

Assuming you're for real... I'd follow the above advice. Take one with you, and if she asks you to put one on, then you should be safe. Just convince her you are, too. Hmm, but maybe others have done the same, and who knows how honest they were? Unless you're the first to convince her, in which case it's all good. But really, how would you know that you were the first to convince her?

On second thought, just flip a coin.

[Raven8264]

Here's what I would do. Take a condom with you and insist on using it. And tell her she only gets the 20$ after you blow your load. She'll be spending the next 30min trying to make it happen (which should be fun in itself), then you can say sorry but you're running late, you didn't know she would take so long and you gotta go.

[*Narkissos*]

Chuck Norris says: Stick it in her pooper!

There it is...bottomline.





Woot!

[*Narkissos*]

Just realised i need 8 more posts to reach 5400...some don't mind me if i whore on tru...

get it?

Whore on?

O..never mind

[*Narkissos*]

So this one time at bandcamp...

[*Narkissos*]

Is everyone asleep?

O well...i thnk i'll just post for those couldn't be here

[*Narkissos*]

I think imma gonna switch threads...




Whore...out.

[Lavinco]

well I guess we won't forget what nark looks like

[NotSmall]

LMFAO!
I don't know what is funnier, the original post or this:

get your balls licked then give her monopoly money and smack the hoe

[NotSmall]

Hey Anabolic Beast, I see back you lurking in here!
- What's the time there? - Did you let that $20 hoower stick her tongue in your crevice?

[Anabolic Beast]

Well...guys I've good some great news for you! I took your advices, and I didnt even bother for the BJ..I just put the bag on, and went right for the pooper. It was an incredible experiece..very tight and erotic feel to it. My bag had shit stains all over it haha. Now...it is NOT..I repeat...N O T gay to have a very strong desire for a girl to lick your asshole..dont forget that. As a matter of fact, having your ass and scrotum licked is a FANTASTIC experience..of course if she's a hot one. I used to always tell my ex before the sex..to stick her tongue in my ass, and try to find the prostate gland (there's a g-spot up there..seriously man). She used to do this, and it was a fantastic foreplay..then she would work her way to my tiny scrotum and take care of my boys...all the while not sucking my actual dick, as it rested on her cute, small face. Then I would actually blow the biggest load you all would have ever seen in your life right on her cute face, without even having her suck my dick once! Talk about Peter North style...oooh yeah..Peter m'fing NORTH! PFFFT PFFFT PFFFFT whaam baaamy bam! Keep an open mind when it comes to sex...you wont regret it. I wont even go to tell you how great golden show...e...r.. ahh leave that for another post!
Enjoy whoring and flaming!

[SnaX]

You guys know that song "Me so Horny"

How does it go...

guy: What can i get for 20 dollars?
Viet woman: N-E-Ting you want
guy: anything?
viet woman: N-E-Ting


then it goes into "uh so hony.. uh uh so honey"

lol... know what im talkin about? it's some rap song lol

[NotSmall]

Well...guys I've good some great news for you! I took your advices, and I didnt even bother for the BJ..I just put the bag on, and went right for the pooper. It was an incredible experiece..very tight and erotic feel to it. My bag had shit stains all over it haha. Now...it is NOT..I repeat...N O T gay to have a very strong desire for a girl to lick your asshole..dont forget that. As a matter of fact, having your ass and scrotum licked is a FANTASTIC experience..of course if she's a hot one. I used to always tell my ex before the sex..to stick her tongue in my ass, and try to find the prostate gland (there's a g-spot up there..seriously man). She used to do this, and it was a fantastic foreplay..then she would work her way to my tiny scrotum and take care of my boys...all the while not sucking my actual dick, as it rested on her cute, small face. Then I would actually blow the biggest load you all would have ever seen in your life right on her cute face, without even having her suck my dick once! Talk about Peter North style...oooh yeah..Peter m'fing NORTH! PFFFT PFFFT PFFFFT whaam baaamy bam! Keep an open mind when it comes to sex...you wont regret it. I wont even go to tell you how great golden show...e...r.. ahh leave that for another post!
Enjoy whoring and flaming!

Good for you Beast! - It's important in life to stand up for what you believe in, whether that be saving the environment, pulling out of Iraq or in your case - getting your bobhole licked and backdooring hookers!

[IronFreakX]

WTF!?!? LMFAO!!! If you like your asshole licked guess what :Your GAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

BTW if she doesnt tell you to put a condom on for the BJ FVCK IT! but if shes experienced she would.

NAH , if its done by a female its kool and feels damn good ....when u want a guy to do it and stick certain parts in it then yeah ur gay...

[stocky121]

NAH , if its done by a female its kool and feels damn good ....when u want a guy to do it and stick certain parts in it then yeah ur gay...

i'am with iron on this one. If a girl rimm's you it's all good. But if you get it done by a man then maybe it might be a little gay