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  1. 02-21-2006, 07:02 PM #1
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    Talking Consumption of Alcohol INCREASES testosterone levels dramatically!!!

    A new breaking study has shown that alcohol causes a massive SURGE in testosterone levels temporarily! It has concentration levels of testosterone in the blood increases with the consumption of alcohol. This is great news to the newbies that want to do steroids...hold off the steroids, and along with dieting properly, training right, and sleeping a lot, DRINK massive amounts of beer to compliment your physique! God..im so happy with the latest news on alcohol. Oh well...im heading off to the liquor store now to buy some 40's and a pint of Jack Daniels. Ill drink a bottle of beer with every meal to help aid in a positive nitrogen balance and aid in protein synthesis, and post workout, ill down a 40 or 2 to recover the test levels lost from my workout...
    god im so happy....things are finally looking good in life!
    By the way...my name is Dexter and I will be a fellow member on the steroid forums
    Here is the study link:
    http://www.bierengezondheid.be/index...alc_en_lichaam
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  5. 02-21-2006, 08:12 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anabolic Heart
    A new breaking study has shown that alcohol causes a massive SURGE in testosterone levels temporarily! It has concentration levels of testosterone in the blood increases with the consumption of alcohol. This is great news to the newbies that want to do steroids...hold off the steroids, and along with dieting properly, training right, and sleeping a lot, DRINK massive amounts of beer to compliment your physique! God..im so happy with the latest news on alcohol. Oh well...im heading off to the liquor store now to buy some 40's and a pint of Jack Daniels. Ill drink a bottle of beer with every meal to help aid in a positive nitrogen balance and aid in protein synthesis, and post workout, ill down a 40 or 2 to recover the test levels lost from my workout...
    god im so happy....things are finally looking good in life!
    By the way...my name is Dexter and I will be a fellow member on the steroid forums
    Here is the study link:
    http://www.bierengezondheid.be/index...alc_en_lichaam

    A recent study among post-menstrual women would appear to have again demonstrated that the concentration of testosterone in the blood increases with consumption of alcohol.

    This supposes a correspondence between the reactions of rats and those of humans.

    Are you a rat or post menstrual woman?
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  6. 02-21-2006, 08:13 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    Your name wouldn't happen to be AX Bouncer would it?
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  9. 02-21-2006, 08:31 PM #9
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  10. 02-21-2006, 08:33 PM #10
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    Oh so Coleman drinks before he lifts huh? Is that how hes so big and strong?

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