very disturbing story

[rgecko23]

So I am listening to the radio on ym way to work this morning. They were talking about this guy in MT. Vernon, Ohio (close to Colombus) who hides in mens restrooms and waits for little boys to go the bathroom. Then when they are done he would dip a cup into the toilet and drink it. I was like holy crap what the hell is this world coming to? People like that just need to be shot in the head. I can't believe there are such sick people out there.

Then they were talking about a guy who followed this lady to a rest stop on the highway and he crawled into the sewer and when she looked in to the toilet before she peed the guy was standing there looking at him. It was like a box you sit on and basically you just go to the bathroom in a pit. Why would you go into the sewer to watch a chick pee or have her pee on you.

Sick F's out there. Just shoot them all in the f'n head!!!!

[rgecko23]

in the second part the guy was in the sewer looking up at her thru the toilet. i typed that wrong.

[WEBB]

no offence but how can you see up through a toilet?

But i do believe the basic idea behind it. there was a story out of Edmonton, AB where a guy was arrested fro hiding in the girls bathroom and once the woman was done taking a dump he would pop out under the stall and reach into the toilet and grab her scat before she flushed it down.

[rgecko23]

the way i believe he did it was you know how the crappers are in a port o john? i guess the bathrooms were set up like that. its still nasty!

a guy would reach in and grab the poo? thats foul!! A turd burglar!!!!!!!

[WEBB]

oh, ok i get ya now, not that that makes it better.

TURD BURGALAR, LMFAO!!!!

[Timm1704]

sweet, looks like i made the news again

[G-Force]

coprophilia:

An abnormal, often obsessive interest in excrement, especially the use of feces for sexual excitement.

its what they do with the poo after that is truly disturbing

[WEBB]

yeah they said when the cops arrived he had his hands down his pants with all the poo, and there was a lot of rubbing and smearing going on.

[Timm1704]

they are lying. i ate it

[G-Force]

they are lying. i ate it

are you bulking or cutting?

[Timm1704]

bulking. thats when i can get away with eating shit

[G-Force]

bulking. thats when i can get away with eating shit

ha ha good shit
i set u up for that one

i wander what it tastes like?
chicken probably

[WEBB]

yeah i heard you could have peanuts when your bulking!! HAHAHA

[Timm1704]

ewww grim. not sure what faeces would taste like. altho im guessin itd taste like shit

[WEBB]

would it not depend on what they ate before, JMO.

[Timm1704]

hey, right im not weird honest, but this is a theory my brother insists is true! if you were to eat nothing but cinnamon, and lots of it, after afew days or weeks, your semen apparently tastes just like icing sugar. ok, thats the oddest post i think ive ever made, but come on, if that doesnt encourage your girl to give head more, nothing will!

[WEBB]

pineapple and garlic are supposed to make your semen take better. hey its worth a shot if it means getting more blow jobs.

[WEBB]

how much cinnamon would you have to eat, and if you only ate cinnamon wouldn't you die?

[Timm1704]

i have no clue, and me personally wouldnt try it. for a start i dont like cinnamon, and id rather be big and in shape, as thats what starts the blowjob in the first place usually lol, they dont know if u have nice sperm or not lmfao

[WEBB]

i ma with you 100%. i couldnt care if it tastes like...semen. i'm not putting it in my mouth, LOL. if there was something they could do to make there stuff taste better, would they?

[Timm1704]

nah, doubt it, alot of women are pretty selfish. but i like the way a pussy tastes, you, know, aslong as its pretty clean. i spose clubbers crotch after a hard nite out wouldnt taste that great, but id still be willing to try it lol

[rgecko23]

actually, they make pills you can take that can make your semen taste like different flavors.

[Timm1704]

actually, they make pills you can take that can make your semen taste like different flavors.

your ****ing joking!!!!!

[WEBB]

really, i haven't heard about those pills either.

I am sure we have all made the mistake of going down on some girl from the club after she has been dancing and drinking all night.

[rgecko23]

ouch! never the first time you meet!

yeah they sell them at the ambiance store in my town. its one of those "adult" stores.

[WEBB]

allright, well iguess i am alone on making that mistake then.

[Timm1704]

no ur not dude, ive made it afew times. no regrets, pussy is pussy

[WEBB]

those are the words i live by, pussy is pussy!!!!

[WEBB]

hey rgecko, would you let a girl go down on you the first night you met?
if so what is the difference?

[rgecko23]

oh im sure more than one of us has made that mistake.

[Anna Bollick]

EWWWWWWW!

Love
Anna

[Myka]

a whore thread about slutty poop...

[sp9]

The Turd Shark is on the loose. When I worked construction a long time ago, some idiot would crap next to the seat, so when you would go in the porta john there would be a big turd sitting there. We named this unknown person the Turd Shark.

[gymnutt]

Unfortunately I can top this story.... In the mid 90's in central Cali sheriffs and Fire were dispatched to a row of portable toilets at a coastal public park. It seems a rather emotionally distraught woman had dialed "911" after entering the porta-pottey, dropping her pants, and said that before sitting, she felt uneasy for some strange reason..she peered through the toilet seat into the smouldering and steaming abyss below her to see a man staring back at her smiling wearing only a rubber rain slicker covered in fecal material while frantically masturbating beneath her. A sheriff I spoke with said they needed a decon team to extract the gentlemen and drew straws to nominate the lucky crew. From a few written and oral accounts they blasted the fellow for a good while with cold water before taking him into custody. Hope I didn't ruin anyone's apetite.

[WHOADY4SHOADY]

I was pissed when they did that, they ruined my jacket.