I bet those work everytime![]()
you could get any girl with those
One of my old favorites was when I asked a girl to dance and if she said no, then I'd shout out over the music" I said you looked fat in those pants, I didnt ask you to dance"
"hi babe, hey, what winks and shags like a tiger?" then wink at her
"i love you" try it.
LOL!Originally Posted by stayinstacked
LOL... That was funny. Nice pick-up lines.![]()
That's funny stuff.
"Your'e kissing me on the mouth or I'm punching you in the face. Ready?" Oh man
haha"hi babe, hey, what winks and shags like a tiger?" then wink at her
im so trying that
blocked site .. damn
studies say that 60% of the time, they work EVERY time!
If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg were Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?
im kind of a plumber so i just say "i heard there was a pipe to be cleaned"
Mizfit...I want to swim in your eyes..Originally Posted by Mizfit
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My favorite was "we should have sex".![]()
Ask her if she wants to play army. When she doesn't know how to play army you tell her it's when you lay down and she blows the hell out of you.
Then there is always the good old "what's got two thumbs and loves BJ's?"
"THIS GUY RIGHT HERE!"
LMAO. The first one is the best for sure. Punchin you in the face hahahahha.
-Bino
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