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    Dont rent the movie "The Cave" it ****ing blows

    one of the poorer flicks I've seen in awhile. Wasnt scary for shit, and put me to sleep

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    not sure how bad it really sux but while we're on the subject of suckie movies never see "the pledge" with jack nicholsan or some other movie with Jim Carry (think it has sun in the title) i guarantee these to be the worst 2 movies ever made in the history of the united states of america. no joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stayinstacked
    one of the poorer flicks I've seen in awhile. Wasnt scary for shit, and put me to sleep
    i wish i knew this before i saw it in theatres

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    man you want to see a good movie? check out menace II society. that sh_t is raw and violent as hell

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    I just saw Revolver, what a dissapointment after Lock, Stock & Twos Smoking Barrels and Snatch.

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    snatch was a good movie

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tren Bull
    snatch was a good movie
    If you liked that you should get hold of Lock, Stock & Twos Smoking Barrels, I love it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NotSmall
    If you liked that you should get hold of Lock, Stock & Twos Smoking Barrels, I love it.

    yea il check that out

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    i think The Descent has a similar take as the cave(in some respects,it takes place in a cave )but its much better,it freaked me out.

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    movies just dont scare me anymore cause i know that they are fake.

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    "The Cave" was a piece of garbage and "The Descent" was pretty boring until the monsters started showing up.

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    The Cave sounded like sh!t I dont know where they come up with this sh!t anymore, its all sad and pathetic..they will probably make a sequel...

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    The cave STANK!!! I watched it at the station one evening on the satellite... oh man, thats almost 2 hours of my life I'll never get back...

    Red

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    Def a shitty movie

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    horror movies must be the hardest movies to make because 99% of them is shit

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    For real. It had good sp effects but predictable and boring.

    I have a worse movie for you... Ultraviolet. It was the most horrible movie I've ever had the misfortune to see.
    The same guy directed Equilibrium, which was badass, so I thought this one would be good. My mistake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MAXIMA5
    For real. It had good sp effects but predictable and boring.

    I have a worse movie for you... Ultraviolet. It was the most horrible movie I've ever had the misfortune to see.
    The same guy directed Equilibrium, which was badass, so I thought this one would be good. My mistake.
    Yeah, Ultraviolet was horrible but Mila Jovovich is hot as hell, dunn. I don't really know how it ended because I fell asleep but I remember it being BORING.

    The first 15 minutes of Equilibrium was boring as hell, too. When it picked up, though, I really enjoyed it!

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    Mila Jovovoich is OK, but no one could have made that movie good.

    Want to see a sweet movie - go rent The Island. Good Movie and Scarlet Johansen is soooooooo hot. want to touch the hiney.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MAXIMA5
    Mila Jovovoich is OK, but no one could have made that movie good.

    Want to see a sweet movie - go rent The Island. Good Movie and Scarlet Johansen is soooooooo hot. want to touch the hiney.
    Agreed about Ultraviolet. Stank like shit...

    I saw The Island. I really liked it! I can't ever imagine something like that happening in real life, though.

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    what are you talking about? It could happen in real life. Actually, I'm a 3 year old clone that was born in a giant plastic breast implant.

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    Yeh the cave is shit, boring pile of crap!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MastaAce
    Yeh the cave is shit, boring pile of crap!
    Yeah, I think it's unanimous

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    Quote Originally Posted by MAXIMA5
    what are you talking about? It could happen in real life. Actually, I'm a 3 year old clone that was born in a giant plastic breast implant.

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