Would you have anal sex with a clone of yourself if you could?

[Will of Iron]

The future is right around the corner, and cloning is not far from today's technology. I think it would be pretty cool to clone myself into 3 copies of myself, and just basically have anal sex with multiple clones of myself all of the time. I would have 1 clone of myself in the kitchen so I can get him (the clone of myself) to grill the chicken for me while I have anal with the clone. I would also get another clone to be giving me blowjobs while I watch TV, and a third Clone of myself to wipe my own ass for me.
The advantages of f ucking your own clone you ask? No risks of STD's, after all you are f ucking yourself. No strings attached bullshit that normally comes with f ucking a bitch, and last but not least, it would be FREE! There would be no dating costs, there would be no ass-kissing comments needed to be made to get into pants! What would you guys do if you had an exact clone of yourself walking around the house?
I know I'd f uck it hard! After all im on a cycle right now, so I really would f uck anything that has 2 or 4 legs and that breathes....shit it could be dead for all I care hahaha!
So..let me rephrase the question:
Would you f uck a mutated clone of yourself if you could?

[StoneGRMI]

uhhhh...wtf

[GunTotingHipGangster]

i think we should initiate a pledging process to join this board

or atleast an application

[Bojangles69]

hmm.. i think thats still considered having sex with a man though, a sexy one, but still far from a woman

[Myka]

Ill have anal sex with you right now...but when I cum: ITS OVER

[WelshWarrior]

Why not just shag an animal, then?

Methinks you will be banned soon.

[Myka]

but seriously...do you have something wrong with you...? Or are you just messing and have a strange sense of humor?

[Bojangles69]

withdrawing previous statement

[Bojangles69]

but seriously...do you have something wrong with you...? Or are you just messing and have a strange sense of humor?

yeah seems a little too thought out imo

[SwoleCat]

Wow, first you think you're going to be Mr. Olympia in a few months, now your thrusting your own sewer.

1-800-I'mF*ckingWacko

~SC~

[BOUNCER]

1-800-I'mF*ckingWacko

~SC~

Should we open this again and let the flamefest begin?.

[BOUNCER]

Opened by popular demand..

Baton down the hatches, this will be a nasty one!.

[Myka]

Hey Will Of Iron...All I wanted to do was screw your brains out...but it looks like somebody already did...

[Myka]

How would you make sure that you didnt become the lower level person? What happens when the other two clones get up and gang rape you in every hole???...and then if they want to cum on your face...

youd be

[LX-1]

[Anabolios]

...i dont find the humor in this or are you coming out of the closet?

[BARLOW]

This brings a whole new meaning to this t-shirt I bought that says " I know I'd do me too."

[Puffader]

WTF...!! You need to get laid by a woman first then decide to go Fuk yourself..

[Myka]

...nah thats too sick

[Rob]

jacking off = ****ing yourself

[BOUNCER]

Fvck, I wouldn't wait for the clone. If I could turn around quick enough I'd fvcking mount myself!.

[chest6]

so uh..hows the cycle going..

[C_Bino]

I must say although Will of Iron may be clinically derranged the thread is interesting. I mean I would never have sex with my clone, but just thinking of all of the other interesting possibilities, I wonder if this will ever be reality.

P.S. you are all sick fvkers lol.

[Stackt007]

Clone me Jessica Simpson , Eva Longoria , Jennifer Walcott that would be my 3's company .

[BOUNCER]

I'd fvck my clone, yea sure, but I wouldn't kiss the fvcker.

[chest6]

I'd get in a fight with my clone for sure..see who would win. That would be interesting.

[Myka]

chest me and you can trade clones well do em both

[Bojangles69]

upon further investigation i concluded somethings..

just basically have anal sex with multiple clones of myself all of the time. I would have 1 clone of myself in the kitchen so I can get him (the clone of myself)

you made it crystal clear by using the word clone twice that you were talking about you, so is the parenthetical reassurance meant to convince us... or you?

to grill the chicken for me while I have anal with the clone. I would also get another clone to be giving me blowjobs while I watch TV, and a third Clone of myself to wipe my own ass for me.

if you remove "myself" or "clone" and replace with "a guy" the above 2 statements would be by far the gayest thing ive ever read in my entire life.

No strings attached bullshit that normally comes with f ucking a bitch

thinking of reasons to not **** women is not functional to your evolution as a normal healthy heterosexual male.

After all im on a cycle right now, so I really would f uck anything that has 2 or 4 legs and that breathes....shit it could be dead for all I care hahaha!

whether overlycreative, comedic, or unable to predict how people would respond due to an altered state of mind from the juice, i still declare there is more to this thread than meets the eye. As a psych student ive learned sometimes people have impulses they are ashamed of and manifest extreme and detailed fantasies closely related to thier desires but altered in such a way as to ensure social compliance and acceptance of such a behavoir.
~The Nile is not just a river my friend.

[Myka]

sometimes people have impulses they are ashamed of and manifest extreme and detailed fantasies closely related to thier desires but altered in such a way as to ensure social compliance and acceptance of such a behavoir.

well said

thinking of reasons to not **** women is not functional to your evolution as a normal healthy heterosexual male.

yep...I would say something is definately wrong with the guy/gay

[Carlos_E]

Considering I have an identical twin brother I find this thread EXTREMELY DISTURBING!!!!!

[C_Bino]

Considering I have an identical twin brother I find this thread EXTREMELY DISTURBING!!!!!

HAHAHHAHA, oh man I can see how that would be utterly disturbing. I mean you are prolly gonna have nightmares about this now. Does your brother do bodybuilding as well tho?

[Carlos_E]

HAHAHHAHA, oh man I can see how that would be utterly disturbing. I mean you are prolly gonna have nightmares about this now. Does your brother do bodybuilding as well tho?

He's a fitness model an actor, straight and natural. 5'6" 160 to my 215. He's been in Men's Health, Men's Fitness and a bunch of other magazines. He's very photogenic, I'm not. I'm a deer in headlights in front of a camera.

[BajanBastard]

That's some sick shit tho. Hell i wouldn't even fuk a female version of me!

[chest6]

That's some sick shit tho. Hell i wouldn't even fuk a female version of me!

damn thats just scary

[doctorherb]

Now if I had a Vida Guerra clone, sure, I'd beat the shyt outta that cooch

[firmechicano831]

Vida Guerra and J-Lo, salma Hayek, halle Berry, Jessica Simpson, Tyra Banks, Id buy all the clones and **** their brains out.

[extreme22]

Wow, first you think you're going to be Mr. Olympia in a few months, now your thrusting your own sewer.

1-800-I'mF*ckingWacko

~SC~

lol SC u make me laugh all the time

[AllGearedUp]

Im so good i dont think id be able to handle myself. Id prolly be a 2 pump chump.

[Kale]

Wow, first you think you're going to be Mr. Olympia in a few months, now your thrusting your own sewer.

1-800-I'mF*ckingWacko

~SC~

ROTFLMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!

[Kärnfysikern]

jesus christ. This is worse than the "would you make porn with your mom" thread