A Good Story From Tai!TRUE BAR FITE!

[taiboxa]

yes this is not bs by any means but after seeing so many BULL shyt hero stories/ hump hot chick threads and they appear to be total LIES i figured i would give u all a factual true story! i got bored and bolded stuff

it started long ago 4 years to be exact at a buddy's brother's bachelor party
(NOT A PARTY just 4 of us going out to drink beer LOL, we poor) we goto some whole in the wall bar (really nice actually) it had a few people in it who were i guess Frequents/friends of bar owner.
we drink its late they are closing and my friend gets roudy. they dont like him (btw he is a very pimp old wrestler dood, very ugly i may add) well before i know it he and two of the locals are getting into it... i just sit there thinking man this beer sucks.

well i turn back around to watch the tv which had some neat infomercial on it and next thing i hear is some yelling and comotion.. EVERYONE JUMPS UP and im kinda like (im so going to get knifed or shot) well everyones attention is on jeffy'poo and he is a larger boy and is going ape on two guys (apparently he was all upset kuz they wouldnt serve him another beer kuz they were closing).

well he starts slinging some dood around w/ nother chump on his shoulders and another guy running up to do who knows what.. well i pop the guy that was running at him and then clock the other guy that is monkeying on jeffy's bak (i was only 185lbs at the time and this is when i was fighting under the USMTA). i dont knwo if he hed butted the guy he had to just flung him but he hurt him. Jeffs brother and his friend actually BOLT outside. the lady behind hte counter is yelling shit saying she has already called the police (i thought BULLSHIT scare tactics) by this time the other 2 guys in the back that were helping clean up come runningout to.. help? well jeff grabs some pool balls and starts HURLING them at them and chasing them around (IM LAFFING) and then all of a sudden cops come in...

mind you i didnt hear any sirins or see any lights (door is a steal door) they come in, i kinda hold my hands up and shrug like a big tard then i point to jeff they mace him im like WTF!? (still laffing) and then being a wrestler he locks up w/ the arm of the cop who tried to cuff him (he is blind cant tell its a cop) and starts POUNDING THEM in the face.. im like DOOD STOP ITS A COP! he is like THE **** IT IS!! keeps going to town then the other cops gets him to the ground and they cuff him... needless to say he got into a lot of shit on that and they charged us w/ breaking and entering...

[chest6]

hahaahaha im cracking up on the (still laughing) Thats some shit. How u gonna get in trouble for beating the cop for not knowing it was him if the damn cop was the one that blinded you in the first place??

[taiboxa]

hahaahaha im cracking up on the (still laughing) Thats some shit. How u gonna get in trouble for beating the cop for not knowing it was him if the damn cop was the one that blinded you in the first place??

i dont know whole thing behind it but his first sgt got him outta it.. he was in the army at the time and i was new to the airforce we were back for exodus leave. basically they accused him of breaking and entering (BREAKING DOWN THE STEAL DOOR) and some other shit. he really ****d the cop up though

[mmaximus25]

I spew a little but I though since I got plenty of knock out stories I'd give you a group knock around... not just me and my lonesome,,, excuse my terminology when I say gay and faggot... I have lots of homosexual friends and even they know what mean... I dont want some one taking it wrong here,,, good... ok...

I got one for you… actually I got a lot of them for you but this one is still talked about in my ring of friends as one of the best little smack sessions…

It was a time ago about 11yrs to be more like it… It was Friday or Saturday night and me and my friends did what we did then and went down town… Now I will tell you I was at one time a bit of a punk… but I didn’t start the majority of the fight I got into… anyway
I’m in my jeep loaded up my girl friend at the time riding shotgun two bros in tha back and in a second car I had five more friends’ right behind me… (We did like to ride a little rowdy then)

Now the thing that you gotta know is in Austin 5th street is like a mad traffic jam at times right around this club Paradox (which is now some meat market for the new kids)…

anyway it’s a jam we’re in a line and I’m trying to get into the middle lane. The same time we ran out of beer in my jeep (I was drinking and yes driving…) so anyway, we ran out of beer and I asked my girl to run back and grab some beer for us from the other car… (What I didn’t know is this white Chevy super cab loaded with about 10 faggots were yelling at my girl while she was getting the beer… My friends told her not to say anything cuz I’d get mad) She jumps in and I pop open a cold one… right then an opening frees up and me and my blinker (which was on for a damn near 15min break, it seemed like,,, were like fuk yeah…)

I go to make my switch when this white truck damn near takes my front fender off… as they passed the yelled out some shit… I didn’t quite get it cuz they just turned on my switch… I was pissed,,, fukers almost hit me and are laughin I thought…
The fuked up thing is these guys probably though nothing was gonna happen… I say this because after they passed I yelled out my normal cuss of I’m gonna fuk up bitch… and the driver leaned out his window and waved me to come over…

Now traffic was barley moving and every time he stopped he would lean out and wave again… I told my girl get ready to drive cuz if leans out one more time he’s mine… You know happened…
He leaned out waved and looked forward… by the time he went to lean out again I was in full swing into his face, I grabbed that little b^tches polo and loaded his face up with his own blood… Around this same time his boys got out… I was so amped and going ape shit I didn’t notice someone had a tire iron about to knock me one… (queer thing is some of their friend didn’t even get out to help them, fuking sad.. they just threw bottle from the back of the truck) fortunately my friends got out too… cuz I didn’t notice I only cared about breakin this guys face… and as I was getting done my bro Jose tackled the bitch with that iron… and went to twon on him but with his hands… no beater stick

Ok… almost over but the end is the best part… I think my guy had enough and at the same time I look back and people actually got out of their cars to watch all of us fight… the 5th street corner block right at paradox… it was fuking funny… anyway down town they had these bike cops and you could hear this faggot ring-ring sound… I said let’s go let’s go…
As I started to go one more guy takes a sad swing at me (bad decision) as he turned to do so My boy Ernie got a start I guess cuz he tackled him into the side of the truck and when that dude hit he hit hard… cuz his light were knocked the fuk out… my girl told us Ernie knocked him a good three feet and his head bounced when it hit the ground… so he was out well before he hit the ground…
I get in my jeep my friends their car and we pull forward… no traffic in front those dudes couldn’t leave cuz I broke the drivers face good… It wasn’t meant for him to take multiple punches to his gay face… and their boy was down… We turned the corner and as we did the bicycle cops were getting on the seen… I don’t know if they got in trouble but I just assumed they did… I thought man that must suk… you got your ass beat and arrested… damn

[kloter1]

[firmechicano831]

good story maximus an tai

[Kale]

Tai I am pissing myself laughing here, that is a great story. And your grammer and spelling are just getting better and better bro

[chest6]

good story max..i know what u mean about those bike cops..i think theyre kinna funny. Theres always a bunch of fights when the clubs get out on 6th street

[mmaximus25]

good story max..i know what u mean about those bike cops..i think theyre kinna funny. Theres always a bunch of fights when the clubs get out on 6th street

That ones true there bro... I thought Tai was being true... was he not... I'm gonna be pissed.... That happened to me when I was 19-20... I like to fight but I'm not a kid anymore. I've been boxing a little lately but I starting 14-15yrs old... I have a great right hook, a very decent left upper cut too... I think I should have went into boxing... but I'm 30 now... (think for my height at 5'10-11", 76" span, endurance I coulda been decent)

I really haven't gottin into a fight fight in about 5yrs now... I've hit a guy and been trying not to go to jail but almost every guy I know that has any kinda of honor has an assault charge...

I still do my shadow boxing in tha morning now and then but haven't hit on a bag in maybe two...

I dont go to the east portion of 6th and 5th anymore... I'm older now dude I can't be going to jail and besides I know if I ran into the kinda guy I use to be... me and him are going to town... now days I think I'll be shot... In Laredo its got much worse... no more fighting they will just shoot you bro... its easy... all you do it pull a trigger and then run across....

My dad lives in Laredo

I'm getting tired... I read what I wote and had to edit... got a little jared up there