When It Comes To 2 Year Old Shaniqua, Lorenzo...

[Dave321]

You are NOT the father!















Quality entertainment...

[AnabolicAndre]

Ill say, maury is the shit.

But he can't top Jerry's final thought..

[Dave321]

Ill say, maury is the shit.

But he can't top Jerry's final thought..

I can't stand Jerry's final thoughts... I get that embarrassed feeling when I watch the TV... haha..

[AnabolicAndre]

And when he does find out he's not the father he runs of the stage away from the camera cause he feels bad and doesnt wanna celebrate in front of the camera.

But every once in a while you'll get the one guy who jumps out his chair in joy and is all like,"yeahhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhh, I told you that bitch was fukin mah Best friend, that lil crackhead baby dun even look like me." Which always amazes me cause I cant really tell who babies look like, but they're all like dun got mah nose, look at dat babies big ol lips mine aint that big, blah blah blah.

In short yeaa entertainment.

[Dave321]

And when he does find out he's not the father he runs of the stage away from the camera cause he feels bad and doesnt wanna celebrate in front of the camera.

But every once in a while you'll get the one guy who jumps out his chair in joy and is all like,"yeahhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhh, I told you that bitch was fukin mah Best friend, that lil crackhead baby dun even look like me." Which always amazes me cause I cant really tell who babies look like, but they're all like dun got mah nose, look at dat babies big ol lips mine aint that big, blah blah blah.

In short yeaa entertainment.

bwaaaaaaaahahaha..... dat baaybee's got permed hauuuir... he ain't even got guud teef and dark chocolate skeeein... I am 1 Million Percent Surethat Dante is tha fatha

[AnabolicAndre]

btw I live by Dane Cook

[AnabolicAndre]

sometimes Ill start telling people One time I was at the airport and watching the time screen and all, and up out of no where some guy steps in front of me, turns around, and say to me, "dont get on te plane," and walks away. Im all like THANKYOU! THANKYOU angel wearing jeans!

and they believe me im all like yea ture story, when in reality I wanna tell em about a giant talking bowl of fruit punch, and the BK Lounge, more specifically the WHOppER Lair

[Dave321]

sometimes Ill start telling people One time I was at the airport and watching the time screen and all, and up out of no where some guy steps in front of me, turns around, and say to me, "dont get on te plane," and walks away. Im all like THANKYOU! THANKYOU angel wearing jeans!

and they believe me im all like yea ture story, when in reality I wanna tell em about a giant talking bowl of fruit punch, and the BK Lounge, more specifically the WHOppER Lair