>> "Hello?"
>>
>>
>> "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"
>>
>>
>> "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Ted."
>>
>>
>> ***Brief Pause.***
>>
>>
>> "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Ted."
>> "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."
>>
>> ***Pause.***
>>
>>
>> "Uh, okay then. This is what I want you to do. Put the phone down
>>on the table, run upstairs And knock on the bedroom door and
>>shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."
>>
>>
>> "Okay Daddy, just a minute."
>>
>>
>> A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
>>"I did it Daddy."
>>
>>
>> "And what happened honey?" he asked.
>>
>>
>> "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on
>>and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on
>>the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
>>
>>
>> "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Ted?"
>>
>>
>> "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all
>>scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool.
>>But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to
>>clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."
>>
>>
>> ***Long Pause***
>>
>> ***Longer Pause**
>>
>> ***Even Longer Pause**
>>
>> Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool?................ Is this 486-5731?"
>>
>>
>> Oops!!
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