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  1. 05-01-2006, 05:54 PM #1
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    Funny Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    Ok a girl goes to a priest for confession, the conversation goes something like this:

    Priest- Why are you here today?

    Girl- I have sinned, I called a man a son of a bitch today.

    Priest: Thats not good why did you do that?

    Girl- Well father he touched my shoulder.

    Priest- Like this? and he touches her shoulder

    Girl- Yes father.

    Priest: thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch.

    Girl: But father he also touched my back.

    Priest: Like this? and touches her back.

    Girl- Yes father

    Priest- Well thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch either.

    Girl- Well father he fondled my boobs.

    Priest: Like this? And rubbs her boobs

    Girl- Yes father

    Priest: Thats no reason to call a man a son of a bitch.

    Girl- he also took off my clothes father.

    Priest: Like this? and he takes off her clothes.

    Girl- yes father

    Priest: thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch.

    Girl- but father he put his you know what, in my u know where.

    Priest: Like this, he sticks his you know what in her you know where.

    Girl- Yes Father, Yes, yes, like that father oh YESSSSSS.

    Priest: thats still no reason to call him a son of a bitch.

    Girl- But father he has aids.

    Priest:THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  2. 05-01-2006, 08:11 PM #2
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    ROFL thats some ****ed up shit there
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  3. 05-01-2006, 08:15 PM #3
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    sounds like the girls that go to my church
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  4. 05-01-2006, 08:55 PM #4
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    wow, how gutted would you be. excuse me sir, u have aids
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  5. 05-02-2006, 11:14 AM #5
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    hahahaha
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  6. 05-02-2006, 11:43 AM #6
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    thats so wrong in so many ways lol
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  7. 05-02-2006, 11:45 AM #7
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    how can something so wrong be so funny at the same time???????
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  8. 05-02-2006, 12:43 PM #8
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    Ahahaha!
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  9. 05-02-2006, 02:45 PM #9
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    I have a joke which some may find funny..

    What do fat people do during the summer?
    Stink.
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  10. 05-02-2006, 02:46 PM #10
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    HahAHahaha, just read Steves joke!
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  11. 05-02-2006, 02:55 PM #11
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    i heard that one about a girl going to see the doctor.
    he had an explaination for why he was rubbing her neck (check for abnormalities) rubbing her chest (checking for cancer) and when he asked if she knew what he was doing when he was having sex with her she replied..."getting herpes...that's why i'm here"
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  12. 05-02-2006, 05:11 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flagg
    I have a joke which some may find funny..

    What do fat people do during the summer?
    Stink    .
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
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