This is how myspace ruins lives......

[guest589745]

Ok, I meet this chick on there right, shes ok lookin, not hot but, good enough to hit a couple times. So, we get tomessaging eachother back and forth and eventually we decide to go out one night....

I pick her up at her house but, she decides to take her car instead. We go out to a movie and eat, blah blah blah (keep reading, it gets beter) then we drive back to her place......

We are parked outside her house for about 5 minutes kissin when all the ****in sudden the mother****er jumps out of the bushes and starts punching her car, I jump out and Im like "Oh ****, alright here we go..." and he gets in my face and starts yellin "what the **** you doin with my girl!" An I go "Look man, I didnt know she was with anyone, chill the **** out, dont try anything stupid on me man" and upon taking a closer look at him, ITS A KID I WENT HIGHSCHOOL WITH! He sees its me and, I kinda think he got a lil discouraged when he learned it was me (yea yea Im real tough ) cause he kinda calmed down and directed all of his words towards the girl. THey start arguing and I go "Look, this is too weird and ****e dup for me" and I leave. Friggin weird though. I started laughing my ass off as I drove away.

She just messaged me and said they broke up, he beat her up and she is driving drunk on the highway right now..........nice huh?

[C_Bino]

Thats why you never meet girls over the internet. And if you do you dont get in any cars with them etc. You meet somewhere and have sex, that is all.

[J-Dogg]

lol, the way you posted that I had to read part of it 2 times because I though her MOTHER jumped out of the ****ing bushes and start punching her car, lol.

Funny story though, probably will make you laugh telling that one to people for years!

[guest589745]

Thats why you never meet girls over the internet. And if you do you dont get in any cars with them etc. You meet somewhere and have sex, that is all.

I guess I had to learn the hard way, I feel bad in a way but it is also halrious in a sick ****ed up way. Shes the one who lied so hey, whatever.

[guest589745]

lol, the way you posted that I had to read part of it 2 times because I though her MOTHER jumped out of the ****ing bushes and start punching her car, lol.

Funny story though, probably will make you laugh telling that one to people for years!

Lmao! That would have been even better!

[J-Dogg]

So is she coming over or what?

[guest589745]

Lol, maybe MY house! Theres no bushes in my yard.

[spywizard]

yep.... ya get what ya pay for..

high school.. good times, good times..

[firmechicano831]

that ****en sucks skull, don't worry I've had worse. Yes women lie and give us drama.

[chest6]

ohhh I thought her mom jumped out..that woulda been interesting. U should have asked the kid if he wanted to share her w u

[guest589745]

I dont have to ask. He obviously wont do anything about it.

[klubhead]

hahahaha thats a good one!

[PhishStasH]

Haha, that's hilarious, bro. I'd prob had laughed my ass off if I were you in that situation...I laugh at everything.

On a side note about myspace...some weirdo ****tard sees me on the site, finds my AIM, and propositions me for a sexual favor w/ complete seriousness that I will not mention here.

Who the hell does things like that? Parents have GOT to stop beating their children, or something.

[guest589745]

Parents have GOT to stop beating their children, or something.

Or at least raise them right.

[guest589745]

Oh whoa, Im an anabolic memebr today. Just realized that. Cool.

AN I AINT NO WHORE EITHER!!

[zimmy]

meeting girls on the internet who you don't know from real life is not the smartest thing to do. Most of us are pretty big on this board...but you are not invinsible.

[Temptation]

Oh my.... what a crack head she is! :P

[SVTMuscle*]

lets see
what is weirder


A) Pyscho ass gf drives around drunk and fools around with guys she met online
B) Pyscho ass bf who hides in bushes like hes ****ing bugs bunny waiting for his gf to get home...

[steve0]

lets see
what is weirder


A) Pyscho ass gf drives around drunk and fools around with guys she met online
B) Pyscho ass bf who hides in bushes like hes ****ing bugs bunny waiting for his gf to get home...

i whould go with A

[IronReload04]

Lol, maybe MY house! Theres no bushes in my yard.

ya thats the spirit!!!

[SwoleCat]

lets see
what is weirder


A) Pyscho ass gf drives around drunk and fools around with guys she met online
B) Pyscho ass bf who hides in bushes like hes ****ing bugs bunny waiting for his gf to get home...

I say C.

The person who drove off leaving A and B arguing.



J/K!!!

~SC~

[mesomorph]

I say C.

The person who drove off leaving A and B arguing.



J/K!!!

~SC~

Yeah, I am sure Scull didn't know that was going to happen. But the whole thing would have have turned out better if the dude took him on & he got a chance to pound some sense into the low life.

[Temptation]

I called a friend on their cellphone for no random reason and they said they were drunk, going 70 on a country road and planned on driving their car off a cliff about a few miles away... it kind of reminded me of what that girl did. I made them stop the car and get a grip but... what do you say to something like that??

[guest589745]

what do you say to something like that??

What SHOULD you say or what did I say?

[Temptation]

It was a rhitorical question But you could answer both!

[guest589745]

I told her to come over of course. Makes her safe and me happy

[Tren Bull]

Ok, I meet this chick on there right, shes ok lookin, not hot but, good enough to hit a couple times. So, we get tomessaging eachother back and forth and eventually we decide to go out one night....

I pick her up at her house but, she decides to take her car instead. We go out to a movie and eat, blah blah blah (keep reading, it gets beter) then we drive back to her place......

We are parked outside her house for about 5 minutes kissin when all the ****in sudden the mother****er jumps out of the bushes and starts punching her car, I jump out and Im like "Oh ****, alright here we go..." and he gets in my face and starts yellin "what the **** you doin with my girl!" An I go "Look man, I didnt know she was with anyone, chill the **** out, dont try anything stupid on me man" and upon taking a closer look at him, ITS A KID I WENT HIGHSCHOOL WITH! He sees its me and, I kinda think he got a lil discouraged when he learned it was me (yea yea Im real tough ) cause he kinda calmed down and directed all of his words towards the girl. THey start arguing and I go "Look, this is too weird and ****e dup for me" and I leave. Friggin weird though. I started laughing my ass off as I drove away.

She just messaged me and said they broke up, he beat her up and she is driving drunk on the highway right now..........nice huh?

oh god. you never know when some crazy drama is about to blow up like that. thats pretty funny though, like some soap opera sh_t.

[guest589745]

I say C.

The person who drove off leaving A and B arguing.



J/K!!!

~SC~

lol.

[Tren Bull]

lets see
what is weirder


A) Pyscho ass gf drives around drunk and fools around with guys she met online
B) Pyscho ass bf who hides in bushes like hes ****ing bugs bunny waiting for his gf to get home...

HAHAHA bugs bunny!! thats great bro. honestly though, i think the boyfriend is more like elmer fudd waiting for bugs bunny to come home...


im hunting wabbit!!!!

[Tren Bull]

I called a friend on their cellphone for no random reason and they said they were drunk, going 70 on a country road and planned on driving their car off a cliff about a few miles away... it kind of reminded me of what that girl did. I made them stop the car and get a grip but... what do you say to something like that??

jesus girl, thats no good. but im glad you called your friend before they did it. ive always believed things happen for a reason. this story makes me believe that even more

[~fuelforfire~]

Thats why you never meet girls over the internet. And if you do you dont get in any cars with them etc. You meet somewhere and have sex, that is all.

exactly bro.

[~fuelforfire~]

HAHAHA bugs bunny!! thats great bro. honestly though, i think the boyfriend is more like elmer fudd waiting for bugs bunny to come home...


im hunting wabbit!!!!

shhhhh, be vewwwwwwyy quiet, im hunting wabbits

[Tren Bull]

shhhhh, be vewwwwwwyy quiet, im hunting wabbits

haha, i can almost see elmer fudd with some dumb grin on his face hiding behind a bush holding his double barrel shotgun.

that would really suck if the jealous boyfriend was the type to blast on someone. think you're lucky getting play so easily, then get gunned down later.

[SVTMuscle*]

HAHAHA bugs bunny!! thats great bro. honestly though, i think the boyfriend is more like elmer fudd waiting for bugs bunny to come home...


im hunting wabbit!!!!

i was tryin to think of his name but Bugs Bunny came out first

[Growingpains]

This is by far one the FUNNIEST threads I have ever read!

keep up the good work.

GP

[BARLOW]

alll girls i met on net, have issues......why !? lord why?!! no more myspace pimpin for meh

[helium3]

the internet is the only way bunnyboilers can pick up their next victim.wouldnt meet anyone off the net.

[Carlos_E]

This is by far one the FUNNIEST threads I have ever read!

keep up the good work.

GP

Check your PMs.

[Tren Bull]

the internet is the only way bunnyboilers can pick up their next victim.wouldnt meet anyone off the net.

i heard guys off myspace were e-mailing girls, gaining their trust, then theyd get the girls to meet them. once they got her where they wanted, theyd rape and kill her. thats messed up.

[Tren Bull]

haha, awhile back, my friend (whos a girl) met this guy off myspace and me and her went and kicked it with him and his friends. i was feeling paranoid so i brought my .45 and a few spare clips with me. he would have been sorry if he had tried something. truth is though, all the guys there were scrawny as hell. i could have taken all of them myself without the gun.