whats the laziest thing u have ever done ?

[farrebarre]

lol i was just disgusted by how lazy ive become so i wanna hear ur stories..

anywho heres mine

i was lying in bed, the keyboard was about 1m away on a table, i wanted to log in on MSN, but i was so lazy so instead of reaching for the keyboard i started copy n paste letters using the mouse only

[Kale]

I often get somebody else to jerk me off, is that being lazy

[WEBB]

Kale, thats not lazy....thats just smart

[Kale]

Kale, thats not lazy....thats just smart

and I get my Avatar to do it

[Mizfit]

i'm not overly lazy.. but one thing i do that i know is bad.. is i don't like doing my own laundry and ia ctually drive it to my sisters house and have her do it for me.

Yes she does it.. SWEET huh

[chest6]

Oh man Im extremely lazy. I'll come back to this thread lata today if I remember with something lazy ive done

[oldman]

I'm so lazy I paid some one to type this for me.


~Old

[MAXIMA5]

I'm so lazy I don;t think I can fin.......

[Evil Predator]

my girlfriend is lazzzzzzzzzzzzy... she's a sweetheart, but ive never met anyone who likes to sleep so much

its 10am, she aint up yet... in about another hour, i'll hear "baby, can you make me some breakfast" and she'll pout a little bit and i'll make it..

She's been in bed well over 12 hours now.. Hell, yesterday she was hungover, woke up and went to take a shower, then fell asleep in the shower, i woke her up, she finished showering, went to her room to get dressed, i walk in 10 minutes later, she's passed out cold in socks and undies... (so i woke her up to have sex, she didnt fall asleep during that, thankfully )

[Timm1704]

hahaha i was seeing a girl once who was lazy. i went to hers for the weekend, we didnt even leave the house, apart from when she wanted a mcdonalds. the only other time she would leave her room was when she needed a cigarette or food. hot as hell tho, so i didnt mind stayin in bed with her

[resonator]

lol I've done that before. It's innovation not laziness! Be proud!

[Evil Predator]

its 10am, she aint up yet... in about another hour, i'll hear "baby, can you make me some breakfast" and she'll pout a little bit and i'll make it..

not only was I right, I had it down to the hour

[Fletch3138]

Kale, I have that same problem too!!

[Timm1704]

not only was I right, I had it down to the hour

hahaha, well done mate

[MatrixGuy]

lol i was just disgusted by how lazy ive become so i wanna hear ur stories..

anywho heres mine

i was lying in bed, the keyboard was about 1m away on a table, i wanted to log in on MSN, but i was so lazy so instead of reaching for the keyboard i started copy n paste letters using the mouse only

You lazy bas*ard

I can't talk really. I sometimes sign into MSN upstairs and ask my brother to make me a drink who is logged onto MSN messenger downstairs.

[StoneGRMI]

A couple nights ago my remote batteries died as I was channel surfing and it stopped on the a Public Access channel. Not only did I watch it for 2 hours I fell asleep and it was still on in the morning.

[OSTIE]

I had surgery on my foot on summer and was on crutches....

So I was at my guys house playin drinking games about a week later and I had them make me a makeshift bedpan to pee underneath the drinking table so I didnt have to get up and take my crippled ass to the bathroom

[cfiler]

I make my girlfriend pretend to be pregnant, so that we can park in the prego parking spots near the door of supermarkets.

[helium3]

..............................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzz

[chest6]

Only thing Ive done lazy today is pressed the handicap button on the door so it opens automatically for me . I'll sit there and wait for it to open all the way and ppl behind me r like ugh im late

[n4529359]

i once got into a conversation that i could'ent be bothered continuing or even be bothered to say i no longer wanted to talk , all that came out was a mumbled "no more words"

[hotstuff]

i don't know if system admin is lazy or just really focused, but when we lived together every morning whatever channel i left the tv on is the same channel it would be on when i got home from work. whether he liked it or not.
one day just to see if he would actually get up from the computer and change it i turned it on the spanish channel and turned it up really lout.
i called him during lunch and it was STILL ON!!!
oh and btw.... the remote and where he sits at the computer are only like 15ft away from each other!

[stunner5000pt]

i'm not overly lazy.. but one thing i do that i know is bad.. is i don't like doing my own laundry and ia ctually drive it to my sisters house and have her do it for me.

Yes she does it.. SWEET huh

can she do my laundry too?

[USfighterFC]

i once got into a conversation that i could'ent be bothered continuing or even be bothered to say i no longer wanted to talk , all that came out was a mumbled "no more words"

LMAO that made me burst out laughing

[WEBB]

on long drives i would just pee in an empty mcdonalds cup or 1 litre pepsi bottle, so i wouldnt hav eto stop and lose time on the road, or get outta my truck...

[USfighterFC]

My tv is about 5 feet away from my computer and i watch tv while on the comp. Anyway I left the remote across the room so I used a broom stick to change the channel for the whole day.

[~fuelforfire~]

when i was 16 or so, in the summer break from school, i didnt do a single thing, went to sleep at about 3 or 4 in the morning, woke up inbetween 12-3 in the afternoon, i would go on the computer until 6 which then id go to the gym, come back at 8 go on the computer til about 3 or 4 in the morning...haha thats not even a joke.

[stunner5000pt]

when i was 16 or so, in the summer break from school, i didnt do a single thing, went to sleep at about 3 or 4 in the morning, woke up inbetween 12-3 in the afternoon, i would go on the computer until 6 which then id go to the gym, come back at 8 go on the computer til about 3 or 4 in the morning...haha thats not even a joke.

productivity at an all time high at that time in your life, eh?

[~fuelforfire~]

productivity at an all time high at that time in your life, eh?

haha you know what the funny part was, id have people calling me all the time to go to the beach to do shit n stuff, and id say im already there theyd look for me call back and all the hahah, i just ditched everyone that whole summer, then theyd see me at the gym start asking me all these questions lol, that was the summer of my life, i loved it.

[J.S.N.]

one time i rode the lawnmower to the mailbox because i was too lazy to walk like 40 yards.

[stunner5000pt]

one time i rode the lawnmower to the mailbox because i was too lazy to walk like 40 yards.

i wish my yard was big enough to require a lawn mower like that!

[stunner5000pt]

has anyone backed out of their driveway using cruise control?

Becuase thats the HEIGHT of laziness

[rbehniwal]

I'm in my room and my dad is like 20 ft away in the other room laying on the couch and what does he do...he calls me and tells me to get him a glass of water (the kitchen is right next to the couch by the way). I never see him get off that thing.

[Anabolios]

my girlfriend is lazzzzzzzzzzzzy... she's a sweetheart, but ive never met anyone who likes to sleep so much

its 10am, she aint up yet... in about another hour, i'll hear "baby, can you make me some breakfast" and she'll pout a little bit and i'll make it..

She's been in bed well over 12 hours now.. Hell, yesterday she was hungover, woke up and went to take a shower, then fell asleep in the shower, i woke her up, she finished showering, went to her room to get dressed, i walk in 10 minutes later, she's passed out cold in socks and undies... (so i woke her up to have sex, she didnt fall asleep during that, thankfully )

i feel your pain dude..i love her but im in the exact same situation! haha

[Anabolios]

oh yeah..and i have this seat built into my shower so sometimes i sit down and wash up hahahahaha

[mwolffey]

I make my girlfriend pretend to be pregnant, so that we can park in the prego parking spots near the door of supermarkets.

ive done the same...except with the handicap spaces ....jk

[Teabagger]

I've been too lazy to fish.

[farrebarre]

My tv is about 5 feet away from my computer and i watch tv while on the comp. Anyway I left the remote across the room so I used a broom stick to change the channel for the whole day.

you remind me of homer

[Doc.Sust]

i was driving one time and found i was to lazy to reach down and change the radio station so i just left on some pop station i didnt care for. i just fel it was to much effort to look for another station let alone even reach for the buuton

[cfiler]

I was too lazy to make a post work out meal. So I went to mcdonalds, bought a chicken grill, and then threw everything out except fot the chicken breast and tomato. I threw that growse chicken burgen a half hour later.