Tai Beat da hell outta 2 doods..
and now im wondering when im going to get charges pressed on me
Anyways here is an intriguing story for you all to enjoy
in consists of Me, my woman rhonda, rhonda's sister, rhonda's sister's BF, and his GOOD friend Who just got outta jail. (btw its a 2 day process)
DAY 1 The Sin is committed. (and if u can read this first part w/o getting ROYALY PISSED OFF then u are a bad bad person)
R's Sister gets off work goes down to meet her bf and his friend at the dock.. and gets on his boat w/ em. (they are kinda drunk) He tells his friend to go ahead and throw her overboard being funny. the guy does it, and she starts skreaming and kicking and fighting it. its dark and she is the only sober one. well the guy who threw her over (her BF's bud) is a ROUGH mean SOB old BIKER bastard who just got outta jail (i hate both of em). ok anyways she is kicking skreaming (she is like a buck'O'Five WET) and he chunks her over the boat SHE HITS THE SIDE OF THE BOAT w/ her lower back and under arm then BOUNCes off the boat smacking her HEAD on the underside. AND THEY STILL HAVE THE MOTER GOING and are Yelling at her .. bah you kan just swim back to the dock! well she finally gets back into the boat bleeding from her fvcking head and slaps the guy who threw her over the boat (her BF's Friend) when she did this HER BF got in her face and started YELLING at her! so she slaps him.. then his friend the biker GRABS HER BY THE HAIR and YELLS AT HER like a dog saying DONT YOU DARE DO THAT SHIT AROUND ME!
Day 2 Prt 1 Tai Passes Judgement.
ok.. well heres where it all boils down. Rhonda goes to play tennis w/ her sister and see's her sis all ****d up. She tells R' what happened and they continue to play tennis then rhonda comes home to me and her sis goes home to her EVIL BF. well rhonda starts TELLING me (its kinda late like 9) what happened to her sis so of course im getting enraged more and more (even though i really dont like her sis at all, there are 2 things i will not tolerate w/o proper repentance- Animal cruelty and causing harm to a chica) as she tells me what happened to her sis ... and of course im like she should do the smart thing and just move out. well right on que rhonda gets call after she tells me story. Her sis is trying to leave but Not only is her bf drunk and in her face giving her shit but his friend is over there too, harassing her and preventing her from leaving.. i mean come on HOW GAY do u have to be.
well rhonda is trying to keep her sis calm telling her JUST ignore them and u kan leave tomorrow but hell i kan even hear them yelling at her on the cell phone and im like 3 ft away from it. SO .. i think to my self.. WWTTD (What Would "The Tick" Do) so i yell out "Eating kittens is just plain... plain wrong! And no-one should do it, ever!" no.. no.. that wasnt it.. it was.."I'm taking off the kid gloves, and putting on the very mad gloves." yeah .. that was it.. SO I YELL OUT THAT! and rush to my car.. rhonda is totally against me getting involved kuz i guess she skared i will get hurt but I don't know the meaning of the word "surrender". I mean, I know it, I'm not dumb... just not in this context.
Day 2 Prt 2 THE ARRIVAL AND PENTANCE
Heres where the action takes place. we get there 10 minutes later rhonda fallows me up to the door i knock.. and her BF opens it.. i say xcuse me n' kinda barge in. and lo'n'behold they are both pretty drunk (not shit faced but in the I HATE EVERYONE Drunk state and im always right and u kant kill me) well her bf is asking WTF am i doing here and i turn look at her sister and HOLY SHIT it looked like someone took a St.Louis Slugger to her she was wearing lil tank belly shirt thingymajig and had bruises on her back head arms and thighs. SHE SAYS all from the boat but ... im not sure wat to believe. so i turn back to mr.cock'n'mouth and slap him.. w/ my lets fight slap (see tai has two types of slaps- first there is the DONT Fvckv w/ me, i will kill u slap that i use on drunks at bars and shit. This slap is an all mighty slap thrown JUST like i would a traditional Hook; i pivot heal, whip the hips, and snap the shoulders | the second slap is hurt a lil piss u off make u throw the first PUNCH slap its just all arm and this is actually the second time i finally got to use it!) ok enuff bout tai's glorious slaps and back to the action! kuz a NICE HOT BUFFETTE of STEAMING hot JUSTICE with a side of righteousness must be served! he rears back to throw a punch, pretty fast for a drunk too, i tilt head to side swing my arm around his lock up real hard real close then i begin to head butt him, i believe on the left cheek or left eye some where around there many times real fast (i kant help it headbutting is like so instinctive for me) and he starts to go down right then oh BikerBoy charges me from his chair he was sitting in and bulldogs me. outta habit (bad habit mind you) i drop my elbow as hard as i can as fast as i can on the back of his neck and lets out the MOST wimpish/girlish scream?whimper?murmur? some weird noise that made me think of a female dying Giraffe. SO now they both kinda ****d up (and i so wanted to kick them while they were down) i drag them back to the guest room and tell them to "SIT", and i do the WHOLE point my finger at them and shake it like they are bad dogs. while rhonda and her sis pack her shit up and help her move out. and that is that.
hope u enjoyed
Originally Posted by Mizfit
No need to spank em more. You can give them a good thrashing if they come back around
just call me "The Sage"
