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    Killer whale nearly takes a mans head off

    1st one a Killer whale nearly take a mans head off

    http://www.bolt.com/mmaximus25/video/1068990



    the second one is not for the faint of heart
    shark attacks big whale

    http://www.bolt.com/mmaximus25/video/1068944

    mods if any of these are too bad I'll remove....

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    The shark attacking the whale-OMG, I can't believe I kept my eyes open!

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    Dude that second one is funy as fuk hahahaha!!!

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    I go to the food and begin the EAT. then I go to the GYMs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mmaximus25

    the second one is not for the faint of heart
    shark attacks big whale

    http://www.bolt.com/mmaximus25/video/1068944

    mods if any of these are too bad I'll remove....
    LMFAO!!!!!!!! ..

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    That second one is just plain wrong on so many levels.


    thanks.. I just threw up a little...

    ~Old

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    Thank you for that second one

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    hahahahaha! i think it is funny

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    The second just makes me want to do cardio

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    u son of a bitch, i opened the second one and my sister walked into my room ><
    u fackin bastard

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    Quote Originally Posted by BARLOW
    u son of a bitch, i opened the second one and my sister walked into my room ><
    u fackin bastard
    im sorry dude but that image just made me laugh... tha whale screaming, your sister sreaming, thinking whats my brother into

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    grit n eggs ahh tha pre-workout meal of champions...

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    shouldn call them killer whales... they should be called orcas

    anyway... that orca breaching certainly hurt that guy
    i didnt see his head come off, though...

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    LMAO.....aww man

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    Quote Originally Posted by stunner5000pt
    shouldn call them killer whales... they should be called orcas

    anyway... that orca breaching certainly hurt that guy
    i didnt see his head come off, though...
    Orca ...thats me being ignorant... I forget stuff like that
    but really why does and orca fly outta tha water like that if not to strike or kill. that whale is at lease 4-5x as big as that guy in tha kayak

    i would have shit my pants twice... once when the whale came outta tha water and 2nd when I realize I'm still alive but coulda been lunch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mmaximus25
    Orca ...thats me being ignorant... I forget stuff like that
    but really why does and orca fly outta tha water like that if not to strike or kill. that whale is at lease 4-5x as big as that guy in tha kayak

    i would have shit my pants twice... once when the whale came outta tha water and 2nd when I realize I'm still alive but coulda been lunch.
    i dont think orcas have ever attacked humans for food...
    breaching is supposedly to assert dominance... or maybe to kill fish or to signal other whales? i dont think there s a conclusive ansswer

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    thats so great ****, totally fooled nice.

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    shark attacks big whale ROFL

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    yuck u bastard

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    I found all the screaming in the Shark vs. Whale clip to be especially disturbing. That was a very detailed harpooning.

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    I'm speachless.

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    Bait and switch....man it worked

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    i was like.. SHARKS DONT ATTACK WHALES!!!


    but after seeing 2nd video.. i know not what to believe...

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    i was like.. SHARKS DONT ATTACK WHALES!!!


    but after seeing 2nd video.. i know not what to believe...
    Sharks are brave I am not

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    I will send you the bill for my seeing eye dog since I had to rip my own eyes out...
    btw... someone else wrote this, I just dictated

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    i was like.. SHARKS DONT ATTACK WHALES!!!


    but after seeing 2nd video.. i know not what to believe...
    yes they do
    great whites will go so far as to attack smaller whales and dolphins

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    LMAOO!!!!!@ shark attacking whale...that whale kinda turned me on :-x ROFL

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    Quote Originally Posted by playboii
    LMAOO!!!!!@ shark attacking whale...that whale kinda turned me on :-x ROFL
    lot's of motion on that ocean

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    Quote Originally Posted by playboii
    LMAOO!!!!!@ shark attacking whale...that whale kinda turned me on :-x ROFL
    I know what you mean



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    I think they took off the whale thing... i had it marked private so no one from bolt could have seen it... I thought it looked like a joke but i guess someone took it wrong from here... im not made for society i guess

    im gonna go cry in tha corner a bit.

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    My biggest fear is the deep ocean. Friggin giant squids living miles underneath the ocean. They supposedly average at 100-200 feet long and their eyeball is the size of a beach ball. They eat sperm whales...

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    Quote Originally Posted by kihop
    My biggest fear is the deep ocean. Friggin giant squids living miles underneath the ocean. They supposedly average at 100-200 feet long and their eyeball is the size of a beach ball. They eat sperm whales...
    its the OTHER WAY AROUND silly sperm whales eat giant squid
    get your marine biology facts straight
    sperm whales weigh 80 tons while a giant squid weighs much less i dont know how much

    they have found squids in the stomachs of sperm whales

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    the site stopped it from coming up... any way someone can send shark attacking whale???

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    it wasn't the squid that swallowed the sperm?

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    whoever got offended by it is a pxssy

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    Quote Originally Posted by j3374
    it wasn't the squid that swallowed the sperm?
    nope

    the sperm swallowed the squid

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