I thought it would be funny to hear how you guys finish the sentance, Ill start a few....
YOu know your a Meat/head when....
Your t-shirts are so small they become cutoffs.
I thought it would be funny to hear how you guys finish the sentance, Ill start a few....
YOu know your a Meat/head when....
Your t-shirts are so small they become cutoffs.
You have a hard time wiping your ass
It looks like your wearing your little brothers t-shirt
when you are lifting something awkward shaped and you say you need help and everyone thinks your kidding.
You take up two airplane seats...In a good way...
you are outta breathe after bending over to tie your shoes......
except Tai, his are velcro...![]()
when you have a piece of steak where your head should be, and it has a small opening, and out of this opening, mutters the words (huh ha huh hah huh ha i'm a meat head)
The Gym owner tells you to stop doing barbell curls, because you are bending the bars...
the stewardess brings you over 2 extra meals and says "it looks like your still hungry"...i didnt even think twice...
when doing incline press a guy looks at you and says "wouldn't it be easier to just go out to the parking lot and use a car"...
when you have to throw away the sugar free jam so you can fit all the chicken breasts and eggs in the fridge that you need for the week
when you shit steak
you are never seen with out a lunch box with chicken.
and or you rock a hardcore fanny pack around yoru waste, never seen ronnie with out one except on stage.
you wear matching sweat suit becuase your quad donet fit in any regular jeans
HA jokes on YOU i dont even wear shoes anymore since everytime i lean over to velcro them my helmet would fall off!Originally Posted by WEBB
you know your a meat head when every car looks like a meals on wheels
....you cant see your dick for GH gut
actually GH make dong bigger TOO!Originally Posted by Timm1704
hmmmm i will be invincible!!!!!Originally Posted by taiboxa
Originally Posted by USfighterFC
lol...or tuna, with oats![]()
When you can't itch your back anymore
When you can't fit in the tanning bed.
When you go in the bathroom at work, take off your shirt and evaluate your body.
When you lift weights, juice, wear tight ass tee's, tan, shave and go to bars to pick up women.
When you walk by a mirror and have to stare at your body.
When you think you're too small while other people think your big.
Yep yep. I cant really fit in an airplane seat..I cant imagine what most guys here deal with on an airplane..cuz i aint even bigOriginally Posted by Smak
Originally Posted by taiboxa
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Tai bro, that made me laugh so f'n hard. HOLY SHIT LMAO.
i got this problem when i walk through doorways i always brush both sides if not BUMP into them... NOT ONLY THAT but i knock shit over w/ my ass all the time ><
Now picture me saying that in the ASK NINJA question VOICE!Originally Posted by C_Bino
NOW thats funny!!!
Fvckin shit myself i thinkOriginally Posted by taiboxa
Those are greatOriginally Posted by Smak
they were ok. liked the one with the straight arm tho best hit of the vid
Originally Posted by taiboxa
you mean your red ninja helmet?
... when you bring your own puke bucket to leg day
When you can't reach your face, because your muscles get in the way.
when you go on this site everyday
Is it bad if 4 out of those apply to yourself??? hahahOriginally Posted by Smak
hahahaOriginally Posted by DamnYouMSN
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when your arms fall asleep after a hardcore arm pump
When you have to go grocery shopping 4x/week and buy the same damn shit
HAHA Damn rightOriginally Posted by DamnYouMSN
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You know your a meathead when you buy everything in bulk...![]()
You know your a meathead when your own co-workers look at you all pissed off because the kitchen shelves in your office look like there's at home all stocked up...![]()
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You know your a meathead when all the pictures in your cell phone are of you posing....![]()
when you take pictures of your full shopping cart
lol apart from one pic of a gigantic turd i made, i am guiltyOriginally Posted by ManWhore
j/k
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