WTF is up with wives?

[Grappler13]

Comes home drunk from some lobb event and is my sweet wife with drunkin' attitude. We lay around and talk for about 30 min and then she says "carry me up to bed, I'm tired." So when we get there, I play some VERY soft jits holds and she doesn't want to participate: she scratches, bites, and then mdeclares my banishment from the bedroom. If I was drunck, I'd wanna fight/roll.. Why don't wifes want to play rough?

[Grappler13]

Company is desolving and life is uncertain.

[taiboxa]

drunk women are DUMB i mean DUMB .. like
u take drunk redneck dumb.. multiply that by RosieMcDonald and subract the smart from it and BLAMO.. u get ur answer!
but dont take my word for it ASK NINJA!

[firmechicano831]

you should of taken her to the shower so she would of waken up then the bed to play. lol