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  1. 05-31-2006, 10:08 AM #1
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    Exclamation Talk About AWKWARD!...

    My father still having aneurism type symptoms in the head.. they have done every scan possible can not find ANYTHING he is stressed out..
    My MOM... comes starts talking to me and i ask if he is going to be ok because he is going to the doctor again for the 3rd time and she is ilke yeah ... its just after everytime we have sex he gets these symptoms and they think it is blood pressure ><
    then she is like 2days ago.. after we had sex his headache presisted so thats when i took him to the ER.. im like MAHHHhh><
    then the day after that he still continues to go at it the next night so thats why we went hte second time.. then today..
    ur father comes home and i have a head cold dont feel like it at all and he WANTS TO FOOL AROUND which gives him another headache..
    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SHUT UP MOM! ><

    my parents are like 58 or so.. ><

    DOOD my parents have MORE sex than me
    and then she is like
    EVER since u got your dad that Test he has been an ANIMAL in bed

    OMFG OMG SHOOT ME, KILL ME, RIP MY EARS OFF ANYTHING TO MAKE IT STOP

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  2. 05-31-2006, 10:14 AM #2
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    Bwaaaaaaaaahahaha... your mom/dad is showin' you up dude... hey, at least they're happy!

    I would fukin' hurl though
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    those are the words i fear to hear the most
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    when i have kids, im purposely gonna tell them all the sex me and there mother have
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    lol, ur momma loves the c0ck! hehehe just playin
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    go for it old folks
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    bro i know what u mean...my dad will flirt with my mom and start kissin her...shit is so gross...ugghhhhh....just the thought of that makes me sick...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rob
    when i have kids, im purposely gonna tell them all the sex me and there mother have
    hahaha..make it known!
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  11. 05-31-2006, 07:47 PM #11
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    hahaha thats mad. good on them haha
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    Think I just threw up in my mouth.......just a little bit
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rob
    when i have kids, im purposely gonna tell them all the sex me and there mother have
    damnit i was gonna say that, but yeah im gonna do that for sure haha
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    its ok buddy... we're in the same boat.... my mom says "I should be happy that they have such an active sex life"
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    Way To Go Dad!
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    I was crackin up when I read this.
    Sorry that they're gettin it on more than you Tai....
    But good for them

    I feel for you dude.
    I walked in on my wife and her mom discussing sex - It was her 77 year old mom talking about her 78 year old boyfriend!!

    Oh the shrivel image stamped in my mind!!
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    does your dad jelque too tai?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rob
    does your dad jelque too tai?
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    lol, similiar situation, my gf found her mom's crotchless panties...so i know about awkward
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    Quote Originally Posted by crash187ct
    lol, similiar situation, my gf found her mom's crotchless panties...so i know about awkward
    dear lord!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rob
    does your dad jelque too tai?
    HOW THE FAWK WOULD I KNOW!? >< >< ><
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rob
    when i have kids, im purposely gonna tell them all the sex me and there mother have

    lol...me too
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    My wife found pics of her parents having sex. She was 8 at the time. I feel sorry for her, because her parents are pretty nasty looking.
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