OK! after reading cfilers thread about the poor 12yrOLD X3tard

i decided to share one of my most memorable movie going experiences...
.. bout a year ago i went to movies w/ me woman and there was this tard in down in front row.. w/ a lighter and his 2 friends .. he kept lighting it up like he was going to light up a cig or a joint... and one of them was like trying to make him quit messing around with his lighter... well after dicking around and playing w/ his lighter for 10 min HE REALLY DOES IT he LIGHTS UP HIS cig/joint!!
im like one row behind him in a balcony thing- its hard to explain the seating kuz its such a giant nice theater.. well i get up w/ my GIANT diet coke and walk down to row of chairs right behind him and come up on him w/ my giant coke and poor it on his orange glowing cig thingy (i think it was a joint) all of it all 44oz's of this lushes ice cold diet cola...!
he freaks out yells WAT THE FVCK MAAAAN! as im returning ever so calmly to
my seat. i turn around and go "SHHHHHHHhhh MOVIEEEEEEE" like im a 3rd grade teacher.. he stands up and yells "FVCK YOU BITCH! FVCK YOUUUU" and walks out briskly and that was that..
and no there was No cheering like cfilers thread no applause just my woman saying "UR A FVCKING IDIOT! he could of had a gun and shot u!!"
