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    The "do you look like you lift weights" test

    Ok, here is the test. It's pretty simple actually, you walk into an Abercrombie and bitch store and try on their biggest shirt size, I believe it's a double or triple X. If this shirt isnt tight as shit and so uncomfortable that you wouldnt possibly buy it, you need to lift more weights, because you have yet to achieve a big look. This is just something I thought of as I gathered old clothes to take to Goodwill earlier.

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    woot i passed!

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    I can't even fit into the store let alone their whack ass clothes!



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    wait a minute... that would mean other people would see me in the store... i'd rather never know

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    I can't even fit into the store let alone their whack ass clothes!



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    haha

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    oh man I hate that shit. I grew out of those "XXXXL"'s a long ass time ago. I hate that it says like 10XL but its actually a fvckin small..

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    i'm a girl and we dont have that store here..

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    I went in there and thought sweeeeett a xxxl shirt...so i grabbed a few different styles and i thought hey i need jeans too....so i go to that section, and the largest size they have is a 34 waist...WHAT THE F***...so i need a xxxl shirt and a 34 inch waist????...then i grab the shirts and go in to try hem on...hahahaha...i ripped one of em trying to take it off....then i asked them if they have jeans bigger than 34 and he looks at me, and says uhhhmmmm no....douche bag with his 30 inch waist and pink flip up collar shirt....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    i'm a girl and we dont have that store here..

    Yes we do.. or if it's not here yet I know it's coming.. way uptown.. Yorkdale I think.. Not worth the trek. LOL

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    never even heard of the store

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katelette81
    Yes we do.. or if it's not here yet I know it's coming.. way uptown.. Yorkdale I think.. Not worth the trek. LOL
    I live right beside yorkdale.. and not there..

    and the mall is definately worth the trek

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    Well, I did say I think... I'm never up there but a gf of mine mentioned somethig in passing... didn't mean to piss you off. I meant the store wasn't owrth the trek..not the mall.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katelette81
    Well, I did say I think... I'm never up there but a gf of mine mentioned somethig in passing... didn't mean to piss you off. I meant the store wasn't owrth the trek..not the mall.
    It has miss sixty, parasucco, **** (U know what i mean..)..

    And it's growing so i wouldn't doubt it's coming

    U didn't piss me off

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    honestly i wouldnt have to courage to go in and actually try on clothes, i would feel so out of place/stupid/gay...

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    the problem is they actually have nice clothes...same as most places but some cool camo stuff i liked, and the t shirts were nice.....but when you walk in you tell you dont belong there...

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    Quote Originally Posted by WEBB
    the problem is they actually have nice clothes...same as most places but some cool camo stuff i liked, and the t shirts were nice.....but when you walk in you tell you dont belong there...
    Camoflaug rules i got this wicked skirt.. but most of my camoflaugh i get at one off shops

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    yeah i got a tight pair of G-Unit camo shorts...the camo is made up of different color gorilla's....i hate gettin camo at retail, then everyone has the same thing...

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    i'm a girl and we dont have that store here..
    Theres one at Sherway Gardens

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    I can't even fit into the store let alone their whack ass clothes!



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    hey...i work there ... i almost cant fit in the clothes anymore either

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    Quote Originally Posted by WEBB
    douche bag with his 30 inch waist and pink flip up collar shirt....
    ...i work with so many of those

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    Abercrombie is such a horrible store. I think I realized how bad that store was when I looked their yearly catalog and none of the guys had clothes on.... really good marketing right there..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deluge1
    Theres one at Sherway Gardens
    yah i just read up on it.. it just opened..

    I guess there is word about a yorkdale store but not open yet

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    There are no clothes in that store that fit me...........or that I'd wear for that matter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stayinstacked
    Ok, here is the test. It's pretty simple actually, you walk into an Abercrombie and bitch store and try on their biggest shirt size, I believe it's a double or triple X. If this shirt isnt tight as shit and so uncomfortable that you wouldnt possibly buy it, you need to lift more weights, because you have yet to achieve a big look. This is just something I thought of as I gathered old clothes to take to Goodwill earlier.
    Af people

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    in reality thought, they started doing this rediculous xxxxl xxxxxxl thing a few years ago. I have a sophmore in college now, and I started wearing AF in freshman year of highschool. and i still have shirts from the early years of highschool that are do-able for me to still wear. however, even shirts with a "bigger size tag" from senior year, have gone to good will because now, it looks like a braw on me. and i am talking like multiple xl

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    wow i must be small be cause i shop there

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    i actually like that store.....

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    my woman went there.. tried to get me some bathing short trunks.. they were 3xl.. i couldnt get em psat my thighs!!!!!!!!! let alone my child bearin hips!.. ****IN SQUATS.. now i will never be one of the cool people

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    tai i still think your cool...no matter how fat err... i mean huge you are

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    my woman went there.. tried to get me some bathing short trunks.. they were 3xl.. i couldnt get em psat my thighs!!!!!!!!! let alone my child bearin hips!.. ****IN SQUATS.. now i will never be one of the cool people
    Did she then beat you for not wearing them when she told you to?

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    U think the shirts are bad? Try on a pair of pants...I tried on some 34s the other day and they got to about my lower knee

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    Ya, no use for me to even walk in a real 3xl is actually snug on my shoulders

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    Quote Originally Posted by WEBB
    I went in there and thought sweeeeett a xxxl shirt...so i grabbed a few different styles and i thought hey i need jeans too....so i go to that section, and the largest size they have is a 34 waist...WHAT THE F***...so i need a xxxl shirt and a 34 inch waist????...then i grab the shirts and go in to try hem on...hahahaha...i ripped one of em trying to take it off....then i asked them if they have jeans bigger than 34 and he looks at me, and says uhhhmmmm no....douche bag with his 30 inch waist and pink flip up collar shirt....
    Try shopping in Spain. The XXL fits like an American medium. I was trying on a pull over long sleeve shirt and got stuck in it with it over my head and one shoulder and couldn't get if off. I had to come out of the dressing room like that to get help getting the shirt off. The sales girl ended up ripping the shirt trying to pull it off.

    Another store I went to the owner stopped me at the door on the way in and said there is nothing here that will fit you. You need to go some where else.
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    im not going to lie i have gone in there in the past thinking i could fit into a xxxl what a joke i could barely breath and the back of the shirt was mid back, fing abercrombie what a joke there are so many fags the work there it makes me sick, pink shirts with their collers popped

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    I can't even fit into the store let alone their whack ass clothes!



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    hahahha ya

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    wish i had those problems ....... not fitting into a xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx L shirt like u guys. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by WEBB
    I went in there and thought sweeeeett a xxxl shirt...so i grabbed a few different styles and i thought hey i need jeans too....so i go to that section, and the largest size they have is a 34 waist...WHAT THE F***...so i need a xxxl shirt and a 34 inch waist????...then i grab the shirts and go in to try hem on...hahahaha...i ripped one of em trying to take it off....then i asked them if they have jeans bigger than 34 and he looks at me, and says uhhhmmmm no....douche bag with his 30 inch waist and pink flip up collar shirt....

    dude so true lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    Another store I went to the owner stopped me at the door on the way in and said there is nothing here that will fit you. You need to go some where else.
    Damn thats harsh..thad piss me off

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    Quote Originally Posted by stayinstacked
    Ok, here is the test. It's pretty simple actually, you walk into an Abercrombie and bitch store and try on their biggest shirt size, I believe it's a double or triple X. If this shirt isnt tight as shit and so uncomfortable that you wouldnt possibly buy it, you need to lift more weights, because you have yet to achieve a big look. This is just something I thought of as I gathered old clothes to take to Goodwill earlier.

    haha thats funny. i haven't gone into an A&F store in days, but the other day i went into nordstrom rack. every single shirt i tried on barely fit me around the shoulders and back.

    but honestly, i think i got much more work to do, and many more cycles to do before i am anywhere nearly content with my build.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WEBB
    i ripped one of em trying to take it off....


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