>ROUGH SEX!!!
>DON'T READ THIS IF YOU'RE GONNA GET OFFENDED:
>
>A hug leads to a kiss...a kiss leads 2 a finger...a finger leads to a
>a hand...a hand leads to a lick...a lick leads to a suck...a suck leads 2
>a ****. So tell me how many people are you gonna hug after you heard
>this cuz sex is like math...u add the bed...subtract the clothes...divide
>the legs...leave your solution...and pray you dont multiply!
>Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.
>Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and
>it whitens your teeth
>Having nice sex burnes 358 calories.
>Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.
>Take off her clothes with her consent................12
>cal without..........187 cal
>Take off her Bra
>With two hands..........................8 cal
>With one hand.........................12 cal
>With mouth.............................85 cal
>Put on Protection
>hard ........................... 6 cal
>soft..........................315 cal
>Foreplay
>Looking
>for target...................8 cal
>Finding G spot ......................92 cal
>I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal
>Entry
>Holding her..................12 cal
>On the floor.................8 cal
>With Different Position
>Missionary..........................358 cal
>Doggy...........................316 cal
>69 lying...............................286 cal
>69 standing.............................512 cal
>Italian hanger.........................912 cal
>Orgasm
>Real................................112 cal
>Faking................................315 cal
>After "O"
>Lying in Bed............................18 cal
>Hop off the bed............................36 cal
>Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal
>Get dressed
>Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
>Rushing.........................98 cal
>Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
>Heard her dad/2 yr old baby sista at the door.............1942 cal
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