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    omg on msn.com "How to spot a juicer"

    http://health.msn.com/dietfitness/ar...25732&GT1=8307

    wow
    all i can say is what kind of ****ed up stuff do these people say.

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    completely ignorant statements:

    "Steroids seem to trigger a process called hyperplasia, in which the body produces new muscle cells."

    since when is GH a steroid?

    steroids increase the size of your head?? Ive heard of the jaw enlargement with GH use.

    but the way they say means that anyone who is relatively muscular is on the juice. It suggests taht naturla bodybuilders are all liars.

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    what a gay article

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    euphoria and boundless energy, oh please~! lol

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    i was dying at the part that said "look for traps and big shoulders thats a sure sign of it". its just so much bs i wish i could write this guy over an email and slap his ass for being such a jackass

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    The people that wrote that article are a bunch of idiots!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stunner5000pt
    completely ignorant statements:

    "Steroids seem to trigger a process called hyperplasia, in which the body produces new muscle cells."

    since when is GH a steroid?


    steroids increase the size of your head?? Ive heard of the jaw enlargement with GH use.

    but the way they say means that anyone who is relatively muscular is on the juice. It suggests taht naturla bodybuilders are all liars.
    AAS can cause muscle hyperplasia as well.

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    Even the jokes are childish.

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    The only one I smiled at was the joke with McCovey Bay

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    how to spot a person lookin for a person juicin....look for a person walkin round with a c__k in their arse

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    I just saw this article and was going to post it. Guess I didn't need to. Funny stuff and absolute bullsh*t.

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    Spotting a juicer is easy. Just be sure to squeese his as a bit when spotting him in the squat and make a remark about how nice he looks in those 80's baggy pants. That way he wont roid rage on you since your beeing such a nice guy.

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    more ignorance

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    what a fvcking clown.
    according to that article, i am a juicer.
    Only juice I get on is the occasional glass of O.J.

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    That was the funniest article I have read in a while. lmfao.

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    Quote Originally Posted by C_Bino
    AAS can cause muscle hyperplasia as well.
    They can? I was always told that no matter what anabolic steroids can not lead to the development of new muscle fibers or cells.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slob
    what a fvcking clown.
    according to that article, i am a juicer.
    Only juice I get on is the occasional glass of O.J.
    Hahah... easy on the Orange Juice superman

    We dont want you to get too big!

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    Yeah..look for bigger delts and traps..that makes no sense

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    they forgot to mention when u "assume" u make an "ass out of u and me"

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    Penis: Waldo goes wild, even while his two nutty friends turn into shrinking violets. Steroid users often develop voracious sexual appetites (despite the fact that they're actually producing less sperm), along with feelings of euphoria and boundless energy

    LOL i have neither EUPHORIA or BOUNDLES ENERGY
    obvisouly tren isnt included in this vitamin S he speaks of

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    I try to make it easier on everyone at the gym and just leave a syringe sticking out of my ass.

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    he hit the waldo part right.....atleast for me.

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    This articles very disturbing and you people should realise the significance and danger of it. They are attempting to ostricize anyone who looks like they might be on juice, effectively trying to single out people who have developed their bodies to a point beyond the majority of the fat lazy slobs of the USA.

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    and would they feel the same about their favorite movie stars that aren't necessarily that big

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    Quote Originally Posted by thegodfather
    This articles very disturbing and you people should realise the significance and danger of it. They are attempting to ostricize anyone who looks like they might be on juice, effectively trying to single out people who have developed their bodies to a point beyond the majority of the fat lazy slobs of the USA.
    YUP and than at the end they say it causes "euphoria"

    so if i was a teen, i'd be like, ok where the juice!!!!! Give me some euphoria!!!

    either that,, or they're trying to not just bring down the Athletic looking people, but also happy people too..

    He's too happy he must be on Juice.. I guess being a Manic Depressant and Fat or ultra skinny are the only acceptable things in society today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shortie
    I try to make it easier on everyone at the gym and just leave a syringe sticking out of my ass.
    lmfao!

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    Yeah how to spot a juicer- look for the guy that is bigger,stronger, and better looking than everyone else.
    they neglected that one

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pooks
    YUP and than at the end they say it causes "euphoria"

    so if i was a teen, i'd be like, ok where the juice!!!!! Give me some euphoria!!!

    either that,, or they're trying to not just bring down the Athletic looking people, but also happy people too..

    He's too happy he must be on Juice.. I guess being a Manic Depressant and Fat or ultra skinny are the only acceptable things in society today.
    good god man, you are so right! if someone is muscular and healthy looking, and has enthusiasm and a nice positive outlook, doesnt smoke, drink or stuff white shit up their nostrils, then hell, they are weird and sad, have no life. god forbid if they actually MONITOR WHAT THEY EAT!?

    meanwhile, we have the fat, lazy junkfood-encrusted people, heck, they are hip and modern, isnt it cool how they dont care what others think, and atleast they arent vain, like those horrible bodybuilder-types. oh look, theres the disturbingly underweight party animal who digests pills, coke, and buckets of poison called alcohol, good lad, your the shit! Bring on the manic depressives, who cry at everything, moan, bitch, and bum everybody out. but hey, thats cool, its an illness, and they are so open about it, telling anybody who listens that they are depressed and misunderstood. whilst the ones who really are manic depressives dont brag about it, because its far from being fun

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timm1704
    good god man, you are so right! if someone is muscular and healthy looking, and has enthusiasm and a nice positive outlook, doesnt smoke, drink or stuff white shit up their nostrils, then hell, they are weird and sad, have no life. god forbid if they actually MONITOR WHAT THEY EAT!?

    meanwhile, we have the fat, lazy junkfood-encrusted people, heck, they are hip and modern, isnt it cool how they dont care what others think, and atleast they arent vain, like those horrible bodybuilder-types. oh look, theres the disturbingly underweight party animal who digests pills, coke, and buckets of poison called alcohol, good lad, your the shit! Bring on the manic depressives, who cry at everything, moan, bitch, and bum everybody out. but hey, thats cool, its an illness, and they are so open about it, telling anybody who listens that they are depressed and misunderstood. whilst the ones who really are manic depressives dont brag about it, because its far from being fun
    Great post!!

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    What Timm said is right on...That article is filled with envy and jealousy. Guess we must face it, those of us who take care of ourselves and care about the way our bodies look are in the MINORITY. So I believe we must come to understand that being a minority in any social situation subjects us to the same trials and tribulations that other minorities face on a day to day basis. It seems as though the entire country has the spotlight on bodybuilders at the moment, not just those of us who chose to take it one step further to controlled use of anabolic steroids.

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    Wow, that article seemed pro-steroid to me. I want some vitamin S and to introduce Mr. Needle to Mr. Buttock as he put it.

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    OMG that is soo gay

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    Quote Originally Posted by thegodfather
    What Timm said is right on...That article is filled with envy and jealousy. Guess we must face it, those of us who take care of ourselves and care about the way our bodies look are in the MINORITY. So I believe we must come to understand that being a minority in any social situation subjects us to the same trials and tribulations that other minorities face on a day to day basis. It seems as though the entire country has the spotlight on bodybuilders at the moment, not just those of us who chose to take it one step further to controlled use of anabolic steroids.
    Very well put Godfather!

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    another article written by an uneducated,ignorant member of the media. the person that wrote that is probly an OBESE,jealous,hater that is still a virgin at 53years old.

    And TIMM.....nice post bro...dead on

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    Quote Originally Posted by slob
    what a fvcking clown.
    according to that article, i am a juicer.
    Only juice I get on is the occasional glass of O.J.
    lmao classic

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    How stupid is that shit.... crazy that they would put that on MSN

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    i wrote a letter to the editor of men's health about that article. if I get a response soon I will post it up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Superhuman
    i wrote a letter to the editor of men's health about that article. if I get a response soon I will post it up
    ditto.

    ill post mine too lol

    i gave him a major rant, i think i broke my word count function.

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    Yeah, I left feedback as well at the bottom of the page telling them how horrible that article was.

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