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  1. 08-29-2006, 01:43 AM #1
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    Need help, GF

    Sorry its not a thread that has a deal with gf problems. I know theres some romantic guys on here = ] and i need some help with my Gf. Need some romantic ideas on what to do with her! thanks guys
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  2. 08-29-2006, 02:31 AM #2
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    alright...well i'm single but i'm the king of this sh*t. You can do the picnic thing...but that's a lil cliche. I mean what's the occasion...if you go over board it can make expectations high for later :P What's the budget?

    If you can spare 120 bucs or so...get her a couple of hours at the spa getting massaged. Drive her there and surprise her. Then while she's there getting pampered...cook a romantic meal for her at the hizzouse. If you don't know how to cook...go buy something and put it on proper dishes :P Then with desert, give her an "i owe you one kiss" card :P

    got tons of em... situtional info needed :P
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    yeah i need more zimmy! heh i already did the picnic, it went great, was by a pond with a lot of ducks and no distractions. Thought about the massage thing but she just had one done. and already did dinner for her recently
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    offer to hug her for a couple of minutes after sex instead of going to sleep. Buy her a new washing machine. Let her have a couple of hours off from cooking your protein meals. Thats what i do to treat my lucky girl
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    Spend some time at the beach or somwhere where theres almost no1, a nice place outdoors, be romantic, but in the end, grab her and fvck her like you havent fvcked her in a couple of years, Raw ROUGH ANIMAL HARDCORE SEX!!! mix em both together, niceness/romanticness and being a horny sex hungry animal, she likes you, so its ok to be a horny animal with her.

    Remmeber she has a pussy, she doesnt want another one...if she does...you're looking at trouble...or maybe...TONS of fun....
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    give her a really really good screw. That seems to get me in the goodbooks for a few days.
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    kill her cat and saute it up with some garlic and rice, she'll love how spontaneous you are.
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    Offer to stick it in her pooper, thats pretty romantic !!!!
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    oh god- at some of these dudes..

    Anyhow tell me her age, what kinda chick she is and stuff she enjoys doing
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    have a day out , go by a lake and just relax together, then take her dinner.
    or cook her dinner at home then give her a nice massage with essential oils, and dont try anything.

    make it all about her, meaning dont try to have sex with her.

    then make a bath for her..
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    try putting your penis inside her vagina. I hear they like that.


    on a serious note, try buying her a pet. Co-owning an animal can be a great bonding experience.
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  12. 08-29-2006, 06:12 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by MAXIMA5
    try putting your penis inside her vagina. I hear they like that.
    ROFL
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    Quote Originally Posted by collar
    have a day out , go by a lake and just relax together, then take her dinner.
    or cook her dinner at home then give her a nice massage with essential oils, and dont try anything.

    make it all about her, meaning dont try to have sex with her.

    then make a bath for her..
    What the hell man, were you a slave for a bunch of women??

    and guess what?? women are sexual beings too.......
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  14. 08-29-2006, 06:23 AM #14
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    their sexual beings but sometimes you have to make them feel special.
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    Seems like you're trying too hard. Every time I used to do romantic shit for girls before they took it for granted and then they expect it every day for the rest of your life. Not to mention the fact that being too nice can push them away. Just be yourself.

    Also, what exactly did you screw up? Come on, you did something bad and now you're scrambling to make up for it, right?
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    or wants sex maybe?
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  17. 08-29-2006, 07:29 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kale
    Offer to stick it in her pooper, thats pretty romantic !!!!
    LMAO!!! i was about to say something like this but now here is mine

    offer her a cock ring and say "you know what to do with it....

    needless to you she will love you
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  18. 08-29-2006, 07:30 AM #18
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    yea dude DON'T be too nice... i have done that far to many times

    you gotta be a asshole and say ****ed up jokes all the time to get some puss
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    hit it from the back door...remember NO actually means YES
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    haha you guys horny 24/7
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    how old is she
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    i got my woman apron....

    i suggest u do da same!
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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    i got my woman apron....

    i suggest u do da same!
    thats hot man!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    oh god- at some of these dudes..

    Anyhow tell me her age, what kinda chick she is and stuff she enjoys doing

    shes 17, shes very outgoing but also is in a wealthy family so enjoys the great things in life. shes always down for anything
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    Quote Originally Posted by justinandrews7
    very outgoing but also is in a wealthy family so enjoys the great things in life.
    Take her to a nice romantic dinner at the homeless shelter and show her how the other half (or 15%) live.
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  28. 08-29-2006, 05:36 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by justinandrews7
    shes 17, shes very outgoing but also is in a wealthy family so enjoys the great things in life. shes always down for anything
    does she enjoy special things?

    When a guy goes out of his way to notice my likes, dislikes as wells as my needs - honestly it gets me FAST
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    Get her a tattoo of your name on her butt cheek.
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    Why do you need to do something special? Is it her birthday?

    You could take her somewhere to have her hair done, or a manicure/pedicure?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DamnYouMSN
    hit it from the back door...remember NO actually means YES
    and OUTCHHHHHHHHHHHHHH means more
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    Nothing says "I love you" like suprise butt sex.
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    Quote Originally Posted by justinandrews7
    shes 17, shes very outgoing but also is in a wealthy family so enjoys the great things in life. shes always down for anything
    Ok even though my X is a two face bitch and i hate women right now i will share a real idea. If the girl has money then an expensive gift is out of the question. Think back hard on past conversations and what little hints/tips did she give off. For example: My relationship, girl had decent money so instead of buying an expensive gift she always talking about the cartoon char. Karopee (thinking spelling) the frog. Well it's a discontinued item so you can't get them anywhere. I went to Ebay, stuff animal which was 15.00, shipped from Hong Kong another 20.00 bucks. When she opened that gift she said the best thing to me while she hugged it "You know me." Man bring backs memories *sign* . Remember its the little things that show you care. Anyone can go out and buy her a watch , earing etc. Remember Less is more, make it personal.
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    Hey mizfit, thats problably one of the best looking picture of yourself that i've seen, very nice
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    you only know her best man, do what makes her happy and what she enjoys.
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    buy her anal lube.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gsxxr
    buy her anal lube.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gsxxr
    buy her anal lube.
    I hear XYIENCE is coming out with their own anal lubricant soon.

    Look for these other fine XYIENCE products in groceries everywhere:

    XYIENCE Morning After Pills
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    XYIENCE Hemeroid Cream
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