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    Cool Bartender

    Robotic Bartender




    A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"




    The man thought a moment then replied? "A martini please."



    The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had.



    The robot then asked, "sir, what is your IQ?"



    The man answered "oh, about 164."



    The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity', 'inter-stellar space travel', 'the latest medical break throughs', etc.......



    The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a different tack. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and asked what he would have? "A Martini please ."



    Again it was superb.? The robot again asked "what is your IQ sir?"



    This time the man answered , "Oh about 100". So the robot started discussing Nascar racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Dodgers to do this week end.



    The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, r eturned and took a stool.... Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?"??



    This time the man drawled out " Uh..... bout 50".



    The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked ,




    "A-r-e? y-o-u-r? p-e-o-p-l-e??? g-o-i-n-g? t-o?? n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e? H-i-l-l-a-r-y-?????












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    i'm using this one

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    i read that one before .... good stuff

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    haha nice one

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    that's funny because all people who watch nascar are stupid

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    Quote Originally Posted by Superhuman
    that's funny because all people who watch nascar are stupid
    If you are serious that's a very bold statement...I don't like nascar but there are educated people that do watch it..

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    i was half-serious lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Superhuman
    that's funny because all people who watch nascar are stupid
    I get the impression of gun toteing, beer belly, rednecks when i hear nascar

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    Quote Originally Posted by elite2kr
    I get the impression of gun toteing, beer belly, rednecks when i hear nascar
    Well that is not 100% true

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    Quote Originally Posted by elite2kr
    I get the impression of gun toteing, beer belly, rednecks when i hear nascar
    Don't forget frayed denim jean shorts with lots of flannel, wife beaters, and whiskey.

    I kid, I kid!!


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    I like ya GODDAMNIT!!!

    But I dont like Nascar goddamnit!

    But MA DADDY might goddamnit

    Robot bartender?? thats funny goddamnit!!!

    Im out goddamnit!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Superhuman
    that's funny because all people who watch nascar are stupid


    Somebody is missing the point of the joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IronFreakX
    I like ya GODDAMNIT!!!

    But I dont like Nascar goddamnit!

    But MA DADDY might goddamnit

    Robot bartender?? thats funny goddamnit!!!

    Im out goddamnit!


    You never cease to entertain.

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