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    Angry Tai GOT HIS EGO FED!!!!!(FAT KIDS SUCK AT TALKING TO HOTTIES)

    So i goto tan today and there is this chica that i went to h.s. w/ and
    i even took her to a dance n' stuff like that when i was in highschool but i was way to skared to say like... "HEY U WANNA SLEAP w/ me" kuz she is A HOTTIE who i felt was outa my league and stuff and i was intimidated and hindsite tells me MAYBE she was intimidated of ME since she didnt make a move either?! oh how kids are so silly!!!!! ><

    ANYWYAS.... LOL
    she is like "I DIDNT RECOGNIZE YOU, because you are SO MUCH BIGGER!!" i was like yeah i broke my hand a while ago and i got Uber fat (im feeling like shit right now since im half as strong and twice as fat as i was before hand broked!) but she is like NO your not FAT AT ALL ur like MUSCULAR BIG! (makes me think maybe shes DESPERATE?! LOL) anyways i was in such shock at this i was like uhh THANKS.. and couldnt finish the convo kuz i forgot wat we were tlaking about so being all slick and stuff i go "well uhh i gotta go run some errans" and waddle out the door like a fuktard ><

    like before she said that i had the whole convo planned out but after that remark i didnt even ask her one question bout her self or even say the "YOU LOOK GOOD TOO" kinda thing

    FAT KIDS SUCK AT TALKING TO HOT CHICKS

    i feel like such a dick =/
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    Dude you are out of your mind...what the hell kind of gear do you take?
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    A better question would be what hasn't he took
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    Ask ninja, why fat ninjas cant talk to hot girls.
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    Quote Originally Posted by T3/T4 GSR
    Dude you are out of your mind...what the hell kind of gear do you take?
    lol
    wat kind? or how much?
    and i dont think i kan answer this Q in the public's EYES LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hellmask
    Ask ninja, why fat ninjas cant talk to hot girls.
    Umm ur gonna hav eto do it.. i just got an email from that site saying


    "Please do not send anymore questions to Askaninja.. YOU FAT KID"
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    you should give yourself a chop to the throat then go see her tomorrow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by perfectbeast2001
    you should give yourself a chop to the throat then go see her tomorrow.
    yess beastilson !
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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    Umm ur gonna hav eto do it.. i just got an email from that site saying


    "Please do not send anymore questions to Askaninja.. YOU FAT KID"



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    How dare they send that to there #1 fan. You should make your own site....Asktaitherealninja.co m and answer each one of the questions while stuffing your comfort foods down your face.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hellmask
    How dare they send that to there #1 fan. You should make your own site....Asktaitherealninja.co m and answer each one of the questions while stuffing your comfort foods down your face.
    YES
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    go in there with a manly strut next time and say, "YOU, ME, DINNER, TONIGHT, 8PM - SEE YOU THEN"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Superhuman
    go in there with a manly strut next time and say, "YOU, ME, DINNER, TONIGHT, 8PM - SEE YOU THEN"
    aww.. i see ur an expert at getting shot down too!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Superhuman
    go in there with a manly strut next time and say, "YOU, ME, DINNER, TONIGHT, 8PM - SEE YOU THEN"
    Or how about "YOU, ME, INTERCOURSE, NOW!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phreak101
    Or how about "YOU, ME, INTERCOURSE, NOW!"
    yeah sexual harrassment suits ROCK!
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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    yeah sexual harrassment suits ROCK!
    I say it to my g/f all the time and Im suit free, try it on yours when she isn't stealing your Adderall.

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    Next time go to her and say "I'm a ninja...And I have chosen your insides to serve as my seeds new sparing grounds....do you except?"


    ^ Oh it wont fail comrad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hellmask
    Next time go to her and say "I'm a ninja...And I have chosen your insides to serve as my seeds new sparing grounds....do you except?"


    ^ Oh it wont fail comrad.
    ROFL omfg dood she would look at me like im a retarded Trekky Fan! ><
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    Would that be so far from the truth Tai???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hackamaniac
    Would that be so far from the truth Tai???
    ITS a known fact ninjas dont watch star trek!
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    way to go. You must have accidentally castrated yourself with a wakizashi and have no balls.

    Does this chick still look good? If so, you better hope you see her again. Better find out if she has a boyfriend before you ask. It's a good opener because she'll get the point when you ask, and if she says she does, then it'll save you from getting shot down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MAXIMA5
    way to go. You must have accidentally castrated yourself with a wakizashi and have no balls.

    Does this chick still look good? If so, you better hope you see her again. Better find out if she has a boyfriend before you ask. It's a good opener because she'll get the point when you ask, and if she says she does, then it'll save you from getting shot down.
    DOOD she is HOT
    iM FAT
    its a KNOWN FACT fat people can not interbreed w/ HOT people UNLESS THEY ARE RICH or are grandfathered i.e. like when i met rhonda i was a sexual beast and we are together NOW that im fat and she is still hot she still has to stay w/ me see?
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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    DOOD she is HOT
    iM FAT
    its a KNOWN FACT fat people can not interbreed w/ HOT people UNLESS THEY ARE RICH or are grandfathered i.e. like when i met rhonda i was a sexual beast and we are together NOW that im fat and she is still hot she still has to stay w/ me see?



    Sounds like your screwed......Maybe just one night ask if you can talk to her like your desperate which most likely wont take to much actin. Then explain how your lifes been going.....If my plan A. Baby ninja kidney chop..doesnt work then by god atleast maybe after she hears your pathetic story you'll get some pity sex.



    And you made a turkey/roastbeef/pepperonie/bacon/swiss/onion grilled sandwhich! Load that bad boy up with mayo. overkill.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hellmask
    Sounds like your screwed......Maybe just one night ask if you can talk to her like your desperate which most likely wont take to much actin. Then explain how your lifes been going.....If my plan A. Baby ninja kidney chop..doesnt work then by god atleast maybe after she hears your pathetic story you'll get some pity sex.



    And you made a turkey/roastbeef/pepperonie/bacon/swiss/onion grilled sandwhich! Load that bad boy up with mayo. overkill.
    yeah that sandwhich may be a no go .. my stomache HURTIN after those last 2 ><
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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    So i goto tan today and there is this chica that i went to h.s. w/ and
    i even took her to a dance n' stuff like that when i was in highschool but i was way to skared to say like... "HEY U WANNA SLEAP w/ me" kuz she is A HOTTIE who i felt was outa my league and stuff and i was intimidated and hindsite tells me MAYBE she was intimidated of ME since she didnt make a move either?! oh how kids are so silly!!!!! ><

    ANYWYAS.... LOL
    she is like "I DIDNT RECOGNIZE YOU, because you are SO MUCH BIGGER!!" i was like yeah i broke my hand a while ago and i got Uber fat (im feeling like shit right now since im half as strong and twice as fat as i was before hand broked!) but she is like NO your not FAT AT ALL ur like MUSCULAR BIG! (makes me think maybe shes DESPERATE?! LOL) anyways i was in such shock at this i was like uhh THANKS.. and couldnt finish the convo kuz i forgot wat we were tlaking about so being all slick and stuff i go "well uhh i gotta go run some errans" and waddle out the door like a fuktard ><

    like before she said that i had the whole convo planned out but after that remark i didnt even ask her one question bout her self or even say the "YOU LOOK GOOD TOO" kinda thing

    FAT KIDS SUCK AT TALKING TO HOT CHICKS

    i feel like such a dick =/

    I have a solution for talking to hot chicks that has actually worked for me many times....

    When you begin a conversation (Deosnt matter who initiates it) think very hard and project a mental image of her sitting on the toilet going #2. This will IMMEDIATELY make you more comfortable knowing that she actually does that and is human just like me an you. Might eevn feel like yer better than her after that.

    P.S. try not to laugh out loud.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skullsmasher
    I have a solution for talking to hot chicks that has actually worked for me many times....

    When you begin a conversation (Deosnt matter who initiates it) think very hard and project a mental image of her sitting on the toilet going #2. This will IMMEDIATELY make you more comfortable knowing that she actually does that and is human just like me an you. Might eevn feel like yer better than her after that.

    P.S. try not to laugh out loud.
    just makes me horny ><
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    When you begin a conversation (Deosnt matter who initiates it) think very hard and project a mental image of her sitting on the toilet going #2. This will IMMEDIATELY make you more comfortable knowing that she actually does that and is human just like me an you. Might eevn feel like yer better than her after that.
    good idea man, that should take your mind off what you are actually doing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    just makes me horny ><

    Lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    just makes me horny ><
    LMAO! thinking about #1 makes me horny... but poop is gross
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    Quote Originally Posted by Superhuman
    LMAO! thinking about #1 makes me horny... but poop is gross
    i was JOKIN...
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    Man im the same way..when i get fat its worse
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    What happened to Rhonda?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MAXIMA5
    What happened to Rhonda?
    she still here >< lol im probably stuck w/ her for rest of my life
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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    she still here >< lol im probably stuck w/ her for rest of my life
    Poor Tai
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