The night before Britney and all through my house,
I sit here on AR with my trusty little mouse.
I look through the threads as i dance to the beat,
less than 24 hours until i'm in my front row seat!!!
I just watched her on TV a few hours ago,
As i dream of the job i want her to perform that starts w/ the word blow.
She'll be half naked on stage and my will will be tested,
For if i jump on stage i will surely be arrested.
Should i try it or not?I just can't decide!!
Would the security guards really let me slide?
I'd be off in a cell getting mad props with glee,
For i'd be most respected in jail and no one would rape me!!!!!
I'll be King of AC's Correctional Jail,
Let's say this all happens.Will you guys post my bail??!!
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