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    I flipped out on 2 customers tonight.......

    As not to Hijack big L 17's thread and just for you rake...here goes....



    So this Shit-for-Brains cock sucking shitfaced low life scumbag shit eating fvck walks in the store, this guy is about 45? 40? looks like a fvcking bird, is fvcking stupid, he keeps asking me about shit when its RIGHT FVCKING INFRONT OF HIM and is rude as hell.....

    So anyway, He comes in with his friend, Ill call him FF(Fvck face) and his friend DS(Dip Shit)

    FF:Gimme a pack of newport sho'ts in a box

    IFX: yeah

    FF:how much are they?

    IFX: 3.53 after tax

    FF: WHAT? when they go up? they 3.25 down the road...

    IFX: well, you should go get em down the road then.....

    (I dont care about sales or whatever its not my store, but Im busy and I dont like people fvcking around or asking fvcking useless shit)

    DS:how old are you man?

    IFX: why you wanna go out with me?

    DS:maaan this man is probably old enough to be ur father....

    IFX: so? Ill treat people as they deserve to be treated.

    DS: well you shouldnt tell ur customers to go somewhere else

    IFX: well, if theyre cheaper down the road, why should he buy them from here, Im trying to help him out...ya know?

    so FF interupts,

    FF: ahh man just gimme $1 in gas cocksucker

    IFX: *laughs* did you just call me a cocksucker?

    FF: nah nah cmon bro

    IFX: Listen you shit for brains cocksucker, show some fvcking respect or get the fvck out

    FF: man I was.....*Interuppted*

    IFX: I dont give a fvck if you were kidding, I dont fvcking know you but I do know that I dont fvcking like you.

    DS: man calm down, the guy was kidding with you

    IFX: I dont give a fvck what the fvck he was doing, *I turn towards FF* So what the fvck do you want?

    FF: just give me the gas.....You know man you made a big deal outta nuthin.....

    IFX: do you want a cookie? is that all.....??

    He pumped his gas and left.....MUTHER FVCKER...

    Another similar incident today

    THis guy comes in Ill call him ShitFvck

    SF:Can I get a box of swishers blunts?

    IFX:yeah

    SF:how much is it?

    IFX: 2.59

    SF: aww shit man I only got 2 is that kool?

    IFX: No

    SF: cmon man show some love brutha...

    IFX: well if you wanna show some love, why dont u just give me $5 ?

    SF: Man you be trippin......

    IFX: shit is it kool if you give me $5, is it ok if I fvck ur ear too??

    SF: pffftttt...****gives me this look, gets out gets $10 FROM THE ****ING CAR AND PAYS ME, SO THIS MUTHERFVCKER HAS MONEY, HE ALWAYS DOES THAT FVCKING SHIT AND WANTS TO GET FREE SHIT AND MAKE ME PAY FOR IT?? WELL FVCK YOU MUTHERFVCKER, IM ALREADY PAYING FOR YOUR FVCKING FOOD STAMPS WHICH I SHOULDNT BE MUTHER FVCKER, FVCK YOU YOU SHIT FOR BRAINS COCK SUCKING DONKEY RAPING PIECE OF FVCKING HORSE SHIT!

    I swear I cant stand the fvcking customers anymore, all they fvcking do is bitch and complain about the prices, steal shit, try to make me pay for their shit and fvcking throw the money accross the counter and it falls on the floor, spill shit all over and say "I made a mess back there, im just letting you know"

    WELL MUTHERFVCKER ARE YOU FVCKING 7?? GO CLEAN THAT SHIT UP BITCH???


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    "I made a mess back there, im just letting you know"

    HAHAHAHAA

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    Have you ever been robbed before?

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    did he buy any chewlie's™ gum?

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    nice bro keep us posted if any more shitheads come to your work....that shit is funny hahahahahaha

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    Too easy.. Check out the punisher tee shirt

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    Quote Originally Posted by muriloninja
    Have you ever been robbed before?
    No, people try to steal shit all the time

    I love saying "Fvckface, put that shit back where it belongs and get the fvck out of the store before I really make you pay for it and then send you to prison.....**then when h/she is leaving and look at me while going out** Hurry up...get out and dont let the fvcking door hit you on the way out

    If someone tried to rob me using a knife/gun if I could Id try to take em down and beat the shit out of em, easier said than done, but its a worth a shot neway.......

    The concept of someone robbing me, forcing me to give something that I supposedly have responsbility for makes me angry as hell, no mutherfvcker ur not getting my money and you can go fvck urself shit for brains

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    Quote Originally Posted by rake922
    Too easy.. Check out the punisher tee shirt
    Haha thats funny I was wearing one today.......

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    How do you not get fired for talking to customers like that?

    BTw i would have luaghed my ass of ifd i was there and saw that.

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    I fail to see how they are "shit heads". Customers can talk however they want... you however shouldn't be able. And i'm sure if you are giving that attitude off...it's gonna put customers on the defensive and give them an excuse to be "shit heads"

    No matter what job you're in...you get what you give. I am in IT..i have to deal with some of the dumbest users in the world...promise you they ask questions that would make you want to shoot yourself...but I don't give them attitude...doesn't get anyone any where.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IronFreakX
    No, people try to steal shit all the time

    I love saying "Fvckface, put that shit back where it belongs and get the fvck out of the store before I really make you pay for it and then send you to prison.....**then when h/she is leaving and look at me while going out** Hurry up...get out and dont let the fvcking door hit you on the way out

    If someone tried to rob me using a knife/gun if I could Id try to take em down and beat the shit out of em, easier said than done, but its a worth a shot neway.......

    The concept of someone robbing me, forcing me to give something that I supposedly have responsbility for makes me angry as hell, no mutherfvcker ur not getting my money and you can go fvck urself shit for brains

    like u said... it's not your store. Store is insured. You think what you got in your register is worth your life? Hope you're not THAT young minded that you'd actually escalate an issue jus to be "tough"

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    Quote Originally Posted by IronFreakX
    FF: ahh man just gimme $1 in gas cocksucker
    who the fyck asks for $1 of gas lmao


    Quote Originally Posted by IronFreakX
    SF:Can I get a box of swishers blunts?

    IFX:yeah

    SF:how much is it?

    IFX: 2.59

    SF: aww shit man I only got 2 is that kool?

    IFX: No

    SF: cmon man show some love brutha...

    IFX: well if you wanna show some love, why dont u just give me $5 ?

    SF: Man you be trippin......

    IFX: shit is it kool if you give me $5, is it ok if I fvck ur ear too??



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    this was hilarious also! sounds like you need a new job iron. that shit must be depressing, not to mention your going to piss the wrong person off one day and get your shit fvvvvvvvvvvcked up!!! be careful man..

    glad i pick up a 50 box of dutch master palmas from sams club for like $26 so i dont have to put up with clerks like IFX..

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    get a new fvckin job man.....trouble this way comes for sure....already walked that path and made it out alive....you are way to good for these punks...aint seen the last of of them...they'll keep crawlin out from under every rock till the end of days....move quick

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    lmao they havent fired u yet

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
    holy shit, thats awesome!! I hate stupid people holy hell!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by IronFreakX
    Haha thats funny I was wearing one today.......
    I got one too!

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    IronFreakX maybe it is you who is pissing the customers off with attitude ..... I don't know .... but stores with assistants with attitude do not get my custom! Maybe you need a different approach ...... or maybe the dreaded roid rage is in there somewhere!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1
    How do you not get fired for talking to customers like that?

    BTw i would have luaghed my ass of ifd i was there and saw that.
    Well my boss is tolerant and he's taken alot of shit from customers too so he understands I guess if I flip out a bit on em hehe......

    Customers can talk however they want... you however shouldn't be able
    BS, they talk like shitheads Ill be an asshole and talk to them however I see fit, this is not "vent out ur anger store"....

    like u said... it's not your store. Store is insured. You think what you got in your register is worth your life? Hope you're not THAT young minded that you'd actually escalate an issue jus to be "tough"
    Who gives a fvck about the money? honestly, If I get robbed, Ill still get paid, keep my job and its all good I dont care, what bothers me is the concept of someone forcing me to give em the money, thats what pisses me off.

    glad i pick up a 50 box of dutch master palmas from sams club for like $26 so i dont have to put up with clerks like IFX..
    GET THE FVCK OUT ASSHOLE




    You wanna buy a box of Swishers Perfecto for only $21???


    IronFreakX maybe it is you who is pissing the customers off with attitude ..... I don't know .... but stores with assistants with attitude do not get my custom! Maybe you need a different approach ...... or maybe the dreaded roid rage is in there somewhere!
    Negative, I run the store all alone, all the other stores Ive seen have ATLEAST 2 people, I run the register, front the merchandise, coolers, take the gas readings, clean up, etc..... all while still doing the register.....

    Im nice with most of the customers and most of em like me alot, I go out of my way to help some of them, like this goddamn old guy who was fvcking slow, but was very weak physically, I got his stuff, opened the door for him took the bags to his car and left, I wasnt expecting money nor do I want money from anyone.

    Im nice to those who deserve it, but those who are fvcking rude Ill treat them the exact same way.

    pS: that same guy, was asking for a beer one time WHICH WAS RIGHT INFRONT OF HIM and I told him where it was, he kept asking for 5 mins, and being rude, the customer I had got sooo pissed off....He went to the Shithead and told him HERE ITS RIGHT HERE ARE YOU OK?? CAN YOU SEE??

    It was love at 1st sight after he told "shithead" that

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    Quote Originally Posted by 305GUY
    who the fyck asks for $1 of gas lmao
    LOL, beat me to it. Be careful IFX, there are a lot of crazy people in this world.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Slick Arrado
    LOL, beat me to it. Be careful IFX, there are a lot of crazy people in this world.


    I dunno, IFX is a pretty crazy guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by audis4
    I dunno, IFX is a pretty crazy guy
    But he has the physique of Paris Hilton... what the hell is he going to do?

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    Wow, yer tough.

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    do you allow sip stealing?

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    man im a cashier too...ppl treat me like a shithead. Sumtimes i just wanna talk like that to them too

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    Quote Originally Posted by jpkman
    do you allow sip stealing?
    Get the FVCK OUT!!!!


    JK

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    man im a cashier too...ppl treat me like a shithead. Sumtimes i just wanna talk like that to them too
    I knew you would like this

    Ask a friend to come over and have em go around the store a bit and when a customer bugs you he should automatically look at the customer and say "damn what a fvcking retard"

    Theres nothing the customer can do and if he starts getting physical tell him "sir, no fighting in the store or im gonna call the cops" and ull watch em get angry and pissed off like crazy.....thank me later



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    Quote Originally Posted by IronFreakX
    Well my boss is tolerant and he's taken alot of shit from customers too so he understands I guess if I flip out a bit on em hehe......



    BS, they talk like shitheads Ill be an asshole and talk to them however I see fit, this is not "vent out ur anger store"....



    Who gives a fvck about the money? honestly, If I get robbed, Ill still get paid, keep my job and its all good I dont care, what bothers me is the concept of someone forcing me to give em the money, thats what pisses me off.



    GET THE FVCK OUT ASSHOLE




    You wanna buy a box of Swishers Perfecto for only $21???




    Negative, I run the store all alone, all the other stores Ive seen have ATLEAST 2 people, I run the register, front the merchandise, coolers, take the gas readings, clean up, etc..... all while still doing the register.....

    Im nice with most of the customers and most of em like me alot, I go out of my way to help some of them, like this goddamn old guy who was fvcking slow, but was very weak physically, I got his stuff, opened the door for him took the bags to his car and left, I wasnt expecting money nor do I want money from anyone.

    Im nice to those who deserve it, but those who are fvcking rude Ill treat them the exact same way.

    pS: that same guy, was asking for a beer one time WHICH WAS RIGHT INFRONT OF HIM and I told him where it was, he kept asking for 5 mins, and being rude, the customer I had got sooo pissed off....He went to the Shithead and told him HERE ITS RIGHT HERE ARE YOU OK?? CAN YOU SEE??

    It was love at 1st sight after he told "shithead" that

    No offense mang...i know you probably hate hearing sh*t lik ethis...but you sound like me at that age...you'll grow out of it...question is when.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zimmy
    No offense mang...i know you probably hate hearing sh*t lik ethis...but you sound like me at that age...you'll grow out of it...question is when.
    I'm happy where I am, if growing up means having people step on you like a door matt, treat you like shit and do nothing about it....

    Then NEVER.

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