This is a sure fire plan!!
All you need is:-
3 Good Looking women,
2 Bathtubs,
Learn to play golf,
A set of twins (one must be loads bigger than the other)
And a geeky looking friend.
Here is how the plans starts –
First off, learn Golf. This may take 5-10 years to master hitting a little ball in a hole, but will be totally worth it.
Then simply start hanging around the golf club your local politician / law making official plays golf (they all do, you have to play golf to work for higher government, it’s a rule)
Happen to be rather muscular and good looking, this will help your plan in the next stage.
Get talking to the afore mentioned politician in the club bar and offer a round of golf with him next Sunday.
Play well, but let him win.
Then on returning to the clubhouse make sure your 3 good looking women happen to be lounging with your friend (slim twin) around the bar looking HOT! He will be so envious he will want to know your secret!!!
You disclose to him you happen to be the owner of a UGL that operates in a country where it’s legal….. and how you started with a pocket full of change, and now earn millions, and also that you happen to up-sizing at the moment.
At this point your geeky friend must burst into the club house (he must be wearing lab coat and have freaky hair for full effect!) and announce to you he has just jetted in and has cracked ‘what he has been working on’…..
you then hand him a big roll of money (few real notes wrapped around a roll of paper!) and tell him to book the first flight back, tell him to take your skinny friend (mention his name as BARRY), and tell him to make loads of ‘what he has been working on’…..
Have another drink with your politician buddy, and then tell him you must go get a flight, as you can’t sit around there not making money (point out how it’s not legal to be a UGL there again!)
Then go back to the golf club 2 weeks later, and go for a round. This time playing with the bigger of the twins! Make sure u finish your round just after the politician and go in2 the clubhouse where your 3 good looking women are already waiting!
Then the girls give u a big hug and happen to say in a loud voice owards for friend ”Hi Guys! O’my god BARRY you look so different!) This will spin the politicians head as he will remember BARRY being a skinny guy!
He will ask what the secret is…. And you say…. ‘Our New Product!’
At this point you get in2 a discussion about how your ganna find it hard 2 keep up with demand….
He will then offer to invest….
You decline his offer… and tell him “if roids were legal here then it would be worth it, as sales would go through the roof and make the company A LOT of money”
He will then give you a big pile of cash, and legalise steroids in your local area……
At this point you need to brew up 2 bath tubs full of gear, give him some samples…. AND LEG IT ABROAD!!!
Simple Hey!
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Originally Posted by STYLE74
