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  1. 10-02-2006, 07:52 PM #1
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    Cancer or Aids?

    Ya know, I'm sitting here watching the debate for Michigan Governor. Well, all I can think of is Cancer or Aids. How these clowns get even this far for election, I dunno, but it seems to me that no matter which one you vote for, your screwed. Same goes for president. You just gotta pick one knowing your screwed It's like having to pick if you want AIDS or cancer.



    Oprah for president? Jay Cutler? Arnold?


    I'd vote for Arnold
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    Quote Originally Posted by elvisinturn1
    Ya know, I'm sitting here watching the debate for Michigan Governor. Well, all I can think of is Cancer or Aids. How these clowns get even this far for election, I dunno, but it seems to me that no matter which one you vote for, your screwed. Same goes for president. You just gotta pick one knowing your screwed It's like having to pick if you want AIDS or cancer.



    Oprah for president? Jay Cutler? Arnold?


    I'd vote for Arnold
    Well if you pick AIDS it generally leads to cancer anyway
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    Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

    I'd love to see Arnold as Prez though. Hopefully he can have the constitution ammended.
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    Quote Originally Posted by elvisinturn1
    Ya know, I'm sitting here watching the debate for Michigan Governor. Well, all I can think of is Cancer or Aids. How these clowns get even this far for election, I dunno, but it seems to me that no matter which one you vote for, your screwed. Same goes for president. You just gotta pick one knowing your screwed It's like having to pick if you want AIDS or cancer.



    Oprah for president? Jay Cutler? Arnold?


    I'd vote for Arnold
    you can thank every person who calls themselves a "democrat" or "republican"
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    Oprah already runs the country, may as well make it official, lol.
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  8. 10-03-2006, 03:26 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack
    Go Devoss
    I don't care either way. I'm leaving this shithole state. Moving south to GA.
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    Whats in GA?
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  10. 10-03-2006, 03:29 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack
    Whats in GA?
    Jobs
    Cheaper (nicer) homes
    Nice weather
    Hot "corn fed" women
    Jobs
    Hot "corn fed" women
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    corn fed women? You mean fat pigs?
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    Quote Originally Posted by rake922
    corn fed women? You mean fat pigs?
    Nope, hot chicks (imagine Daisy Duke, not Jessica Simpson, the real Daisy Duke) that don't put a bunch of make up on to look pretty. Hot country girls that are naturally beautiful
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    Quote Originally Posted by elvisinturn1
    Nope, hot chicks (imagine Daisy Duke, not Jessica Simpson, the real Daisy Duke) that don't put a bunch of make up on to look pretty. Hot country girls that are naturally beautiful
    But your not going to have any chance with them. Your not related
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    haha,sad but true.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1
    But your not going to have any chance with them. Your not related

    bottle of shnapps and a pack of kools. your good to go.
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    arnold for prez

    then he can terminate all the fat people in the world

    and our army will consist of robots
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    It's like what comedian Lewis Black said about going into the voting booth in 2004: "You had to decide between two bowls of shit. The only difference was the smell."
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    Carlos for President!!!
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    i choose cancer
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyAddyct
    It's like what comedian Lewis Black said about going into the voting booth in 2004: "You had to decide between two bowls of shit. The only difference was the smell."
    ugh...i hate it when comedians recycle jokes... classic sarcastic statement / quote " same shit different smell"
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