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  1. 10-03-2006, 10:35 AM #1
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    Wink My fortune Cookie

    There is a prospect of a thrilling time ahead of you.

    so far nothing
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    dont worrie it will happen....we just have not met lol
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    Did you eat the cookie?
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    Quote Originally Posted by FaizakaFez
    Did you eat the cookie?
    nope - i am not eating any junkie food for 2 weeks i wanna get ripped
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    nope - i am not eating any junkie food for 2 weeks i wanna get ripped
    I wish it was that easy Mizzy...
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    make sure u take the paper out before u eat cookie!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hackamaniac
    I wish it was that easy Mizzy...
    It's not too hard for me..

    i got a good base - just gotta stop eating my 3 chocolate bars and ice cream and god kows whut else a day
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    It's not too hard for me..

    i got a good base - just gotta stop eating my 3 chocolate bars and ice cream and god kows whut else a day
    i want candy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    i want candy!
    u have no idea how hard this is for me

    It's like the first thing i grab - and i try to rationalize i have a fast emtabolism etc and it's all true, but im sure i would improve without the junk
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    There is a prospect of a thrilling time ahead of you.

    so far nothing

    move in with me & your fortune will come true.. oh wait --thats my fortune
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    There is a prospect of a thrilling time ahead of you.

    so far nothing
    you are a hero <3
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    Quote Originally Posted by getnjakked
    move in with me & your fortune will come true.. oh wait --thats my fortune
    haha life is never that easy
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    Send your ice cream, chocolate, and fortune cookies my way... I'm dying for some junk food!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    haha life is never that easy
    sure it is....get in your car & drive here. FORTUNE COMES TRU!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by getnjakked
    sure it is....get in your car & drive here. FORTUNE COMES TRU!!!
    nono no it is not, u see then there would be a fight whos house she would drive to u cant just come first and expect no compitition
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    Thrill still hasnt happened
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    Thrill still hasnt happened
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    Thrill still hasnt happened
    pitty..cos we all get a thrill from your avi's
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    Quote Originally Posted by getnjakked
    sure it is....get in your car & drive here. FORTUNE COMES TRU!!!
    Damnnnn I would take that as an insult !!! If she was gonna make your fortune come true, you should be driving to her silly boy!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    u have no idea how hard this is for me

    It's like the first thing i grab - and i try to rationalize i have a fast emtabolism etc and it's all true, but im sure i would improve without the junk
    I cant begin to imagine a life with junk food in it. It is not appealing to me at all. In class the other night a girl asked me if I ever eat candy, I chuckled and said no. She said wow now thats discipline. I just thought it was called being healthy. What takes discipline is all of these fat people geting fatter and fatter in our society, trying to get as fat as possible and end your life as fast as possible through eating and eating. Now that takes discipline.

    Not that this applies to you Miz, but I felt like ranting. Junk food is just disgusting, I get no pleasure from eating chips or chocolate etc.
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    The fortune wont come true unless you eat the cookie Miz.
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    Quote Originally Posted by C_Bino
    I cant begin to imagine a life with junk food in it. It is not appealing to me at all. In class the other night a girl asked me if I ever eat candy, I chuckled and said no. She said wow now thats discipline. I just thought it was called being healthy. What takes discipline is all of these fat people geting fatter and fatter in our society, trying to get as fat as possible and end your life as fast as possible through eating and eating. Now that takes discipline.

    Not that this applies to you Miz, but I felt like ranting. Junk food is just disgusting, I get no pleasure from eating chips or chocolate etc.
    That is SO true!! The only things i eat ocasionally are ice cream and a burger now and then..
    Most people would not eat that much junk if they only knew how much they harm their bodies with this shit!
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    Quote Originally Posted by C_Bino
    I cant begin to imagine a life with junk food in it. It is not appealing to me at all. In class the other night a girl asked me if I ever eat candy, I chuckled and said no. She said wow now thats discipline. I just thought it was called being healthy. What takes discipline is all of these fat people geting fatter and fatter in our society, trying to get as fat as possible and end your life as fast as possible through eating and eating. Now that takes discipline.

    Not that this applies to you Miz, but I felt like ranting. Junk food is just disgusting, I get no pleasure from eating chips or chocolate etc.
    I feel the same way about carrots
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    Quote Originally Posted by AleX-69
    That is SO true!! The only things i eat ocasionally are ice cream and a burger now and then..
    Most people would not eat that much junk if they only knew how much they harm their bodies with this shit!
    NOW UR OFFENDING ME
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    Quote Originally Posted by STYLE74
    The fortune wont come true unless you eat the cookie Miz.
    I don't eat fried foods
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    NOW UR OFFENDING ME

    uh.. i am really scared now. You look kinda evil in your avys..

    But on a serious note.. trans fatts are REALLY bad for your health, as well as MSG and a couple of other stuff put in those processed foods. You won't notice the effects right now, but later you will.
    Recently on german televison there was a rather interesting show, which compared several women of the same age (around 50) but with diffrent eating habbits. The ones eating alot of junk looked nearly 10 years older compared to the women eating more healthy.
    Just something to think about, though i know most women have a sweet tooth
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    Quote Originally Posted by SMAN12B
    Damnnnn I would take that as an insult !!! If she was gonna make your fortune come true, you should be driving to her silly boy!!

    HELL NO, I aint livin in canada meng... too cold!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by getnjakked
    HELL NO, I aint livin in canada meng... too cold!!!
    haha its not that bad formost of the year

    it rained bad yrsterday and i wore my winter coat but just to protect my hair
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    Quote Originally Posted by getnjakked
    HELL NO, I aint livin in canada meng... too cold!!!
    Where does this come from?
    I dont understand how Canada is so cold, for one its about the same temperature here as it is in many of the states. And hey also...did you forget you have a state called ALASKA?

    Getnjakked I like you so Im not aimin this at you, but wow why is it so many Americans are so ignorant about Canada. Its October right now and Im walkin outisde wearing a t-shirt and its nice and warm. Go figure, I thought as soon as I stepped outta my igloo and got on the dog sled I would be frozen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by C_Bino
    Where does this come from?
    I dont understand how Canada is so cold, for one its about the same temperature here as it is in many of the states. And hey also...did you forget you have a state called ALASKA?

    Getnjakked I like you so Im not aimin this at you, but wow why is it so many Americans are so ignorant about Canada. Its October right now and Im walkin outisde wearing a t-shirt and its nice and warm. Go figure, I thought as soon as I stepped outta my igloo and got on the dog sled I would be frozen.
    hahaha, ya its just far too cold up here for all of us lumber jacks and hockey players....EH!

    I wonder if any Americans have watched the episodes of: "this hour has 22 minutes", where they make the Americans look like fools by asking them questions about Canada.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AleX-69
    uh.. i am really scared now. You look kinda evil in your avys..

    But on a serious note.. trans fatts are REALLY bad for your health, as well as MSG and a couple of other stuff put in those processed foods. You won't notice the effects right now, but later you will.
    Recently on german televison there was a rather interesting show, which compared several women of the same age (around 50) but with diffrent eating habbits. The ones eating alot of junk looked nearly 10 years older compared to the women eating more healthy.
    Just something to think about, though i know most women have a sweet tooth
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    Quote Originally Posted by pepperoni
    I wonder if any Americans have watched the episodes of: "this hour has 22 minutes", where they make the Americans look like fools by asking them questions about Canada.
    we know more about u guys - we actually have parts in history lessons and even whole class3ss dedicated to u guys
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    Quote Originally Posted by C_Bino
    Where does this come from?
    I dont understand how Canada is so cold, for one its about the same temperature here as it is in many of the states. And hey also...did you forget you have a state called ALASKA?

    Getnjakked I like you so Im not aimin this at you, but wow why is it so many Americans are so ignorant about Canada. Its October right now and Im walkin outisde wearing a t-shirt and its nice and warm. Go figure, I thought as soon as I stepped outta my igloo and got on the dog sled I would be frozen.
    I live in Houston Texas about 30 minutes from Galveston.......

    Canada is to FRECKING cold DAMNIT!!!!

    I can where shorts and tanks during the winnter here.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
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    LMAO.... I already knew that. And you are really looking good Miz!
    But you never know maybe in 20 years your sweet tooth rears its ugly head.. who knows.
    Nevertheless my statement wasn't to insult you in any way. If you misunderstood it i apologize honestly!
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    Quote Originally Posted by AleX-69
    LMAO.... I already knew that. And you are really looking good Miz!
    But you never know maybe in 20 years your sweet tooth rears its ugly head.. who knows.
    Nevertheless my statement wasn't to insult you in any way. If you misunderstood it i apologize honestly!
    nope i dont get offended that eaisly
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    nope i dont get offended that eaisly
    kk, i'll try harder next time then
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    see whats funny is if they put "tommorow you will die" 99% of people would be freaked out and might actually believe they were gonna die.
    but they put something optimistic and most people are like "f**king liars!!"
    i think i may start my own fortune cookie business.
    we can make fortunes like "next week a goat will brutally rape you in the butt and you will be eaten alive by a gang of angry grasshoppers"
    at least people would actually look forward to thier fortune.. for the laugh if anything.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bojangles69
    see whats funny is if they put "tommorow you will die" 99% of people would be freaked out and might actually believe they were gonna die.
    but they put something optimistic and most people are like "f**king liars!!"
    i think i may start my own fortune cookie business.
    we can make fortunes like "next week a goat will brutally rape you in the butt and you will be eaten alive by a gang of angry grasshoppers"
    at least people would actually look forward to thier fortune.. for the laugh if anything.
    Tai is a goat herder - so this fortune you are writing doesn't suprise me one little bit..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hackamaniac
    I wish it was that easy Mizzy...
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