
Originally Posted by
IronReload04
i feel weak already froom lack of prtein jesus
i always get myself in these stupid situations. last year, i made a thread just like this because i was making eggs in my dorm room one night, (last batch), and the last egg was severely cracked and i got put in wit h the other 11.
so i got all freaked and made a thread. took my chances then, came out fine, no chances tonight.
honostly though, if i was a bacterium, and i was in an oven that was 350 degrees. i would be like "ahh, my cell membrane wont work. shit. i cant breathe. whoa, my proteins are bending and unfolding and are out of whack, uh o, they are vibrating, shit now they broke apart and pieces are flying everywhere, o no, crap, i am drying out. fack, my dna dont work. crap, my enzymes arent doing anything, shit, my biological processes arent working, and my enzymes cant hold on to a substrate for shit. shit shit, i am losing my cytoplasmic contents,.....flat line........."
but it still tasted like shit, so i didnt eat it fack
but thte chicken tasted like shit, and ya never know, maybe toxins didnt die,