Sealing the deal on a first date

**harleystrongman** · 10-13-2006, 05:43 PM

Hey, I am going on a date with a fly honey tonight. I went to the gym, and I have money, but I am not sure what to do with her, to ensure I get laid tonight. If I don, it will all have been a waste of time, because I already get some from my girlfriend. Help me live the dream.

**Herris** · 10-13-2006, 05:50 PM

The only way to be absolutely sure is... roofies. muahahahaha... :-)

**CoreyTampa09** · 10-13-2006, 05:53 PM

Please man...your so money you dont even know it. Just throw her a 50 piece...

**harleystrongman** · 10-13-2006, 06:19 PM

Your saying just offer her some money and get it over with?

**taiboxa** · 10-13-2006, 06:29 PM

omg retarded gettin laid on first date

**Hunter** · 10-13-2006, 06:40 PM

you rode the short bus to school alot didn't you?

**lightwaytbaby** · 10-13-2006, 07:31 PM

Wait, are you talking about this fly hunny?because money cant buy her love...

**needmorestrength** · 10-13-2006, 08:17 PM

and you already have a girlfriend?? I hope she has gonaherpieschypilaids and doesnt tell u !!! ha

**gixxerboy1** · 10-13-2006, 08:28 PM

Originally Posted by needmorestrength

and you already have a girlfriend?? I hope she has gonaherpieschypilaids and doesnt tell u !!! ha

Do they have an ointment for that?

**dan991** · 10-13-2006, 08:30 PM

Originally Posted by harleystrongman

Hey, I am going on a date with a fly honey tonight. I went to the gym, and I have money, but I am not sure what to do with her, to ensure I get laid tonight. If I don, it will all have been a waste of time, because I already get some from my girlfriend. Help me live the dream.

Uhm... if you want a sure thing... why you starting over? Take your GIRLFRIEND on the date, she'll be impressed that you "care" and give you some

**PROTEINSHAKE** · 10-13-2006, 10:45 PM

do what my buddy does.....just whip it out & see if she goes for it.... sometimes it works -sometimes it doesnt...but at least the suspense is gone..... hahaha

**NOREGRETS** · 10-13-2006, 10:53 PM

Originally Posted by getnjakked

do what my buddy does.....just whip it out & see if she goes for it.... sometimes it works -sometimes it doesnt...but at least the suspense is gone..... hahaha

That sh!ts funny!!! Some bro's are crazy. They're plenty of crazy women that love sh!t like that.

**zodiac666** · 10-14-2006, 12:52 AM

Originally Posted by harleystrongman

Hey, I am going on a date with a fly honey tonight. I went to the gym, and I have money, but I am not sure what to do with her, to ensure I get laid tonight. If I don, it will all have been a waste of time, because I already get some from my girlfriend. Help me live the dream.

your girlfriend's probably startin a thread just like this on another site

**spywizard** · 10-14-2006, 08:39 AM

Originally Posted by zodiac666

your girlfriend's probably startin a thread just like this on another site

**gixxerboy1** · 10-14-2006, 08:46 AM

Originally Posted by zodiac666

your girlfriend's probably startin a thread just like this on another site

no she isn't. She knows how to seal the deal. She doesn't need advise.

***perfectbeast2001*** · 10-14-2006, 09:44 AM

erm... why dont you just be nice and invite her back for coffee or something? There is no way of definate sex unless you are meeting a prostitute.

**GUnit33** · 10-14-2006, 11:40 AM

You have a girlfriend and are going on a date? tsk tsk.

**taiboxa** · 10-14-2006, 02:32 PM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

no she isn't. She knows how to seal the deal. She doesn't need advise.

thats the trueth BEST REBOUND OF MY LIFE!

**goodcents** · 10-14-2006, 02:47 PM

Do the old massage trick, that works most of the time for me

I have girls that call and I will say "I'm giving you a massage at lunch

they say "uuww, quit" and then they "pop in" for a poke

**goodcents** · 10-14-2006, 02:49 PM

Btw, hit all the chics you can while you are still alive

Just wrap up

You don't owe your girl shit, she will leave you anyway some day ( I know I have trust issues, all that wife fuking I do

)

**cfiler** · 10-14-2006, 02:50 PM

Cheating is not cool dude.

**lightwaytbaby** · 10-14-2006, 05:22 PM

Originally Posted by goodcents

Btw, hit all the chics you can while you are still alive

Just wrap up

You don't owe your girl shit, she will leave you anyway some day ( I know I have trust issues, all that wife fuking I do

)

you sir are a wise, WISE MAN...

**Kale** · 10-14-2006, 05:35 PM

Can somebody please translate WTF a "Fly Honey" is ?

**taiboxa** · 10-14-2006, 05:37 PM

Originally Posted by Kale

Can somebody please translate WTF a "Fly Honey" is ?

Fly Honey: Noun, internet gangster slang meaning i have found a really hot chick on myspace who took great pics of her rack but is actually A FAT DESPERATE CHICK in disguise praying up on homosexual retard cheaters who having nothing better to do than to try and FAKE their own E-Coolness!

**Kale** · 10-14-2006, 07:35 PM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

Fly Honey: Noun, internet gangster slang meaning i have found a really hot chick on myspace who took great pics of her rack but is actually A FAT DESPERATE CHICK in disguise praying up on homosexual retard cheaters who having nothing better to do than to try and FAKE their own E-Coolness!

Thankyou Tai

**skipp** · 10-15-2006, 12:09 AM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

Fly Honey: Noun, internet gangster slang meaning i have found a really hot chick on myspace who took great pics of her rack but is actually A FAT DESPERATE CHICK in disguise praying up on homosexual retard cheaters who having nothing better to do than to try and FAKE their own E-Coolness!

Well in that case, I fvked these fly hunnIES the other night..

**CSAR** · 10-15-2006, 01:15 AM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

Fly Honey: Noun, internet gangster slang meaning i have found a really hot chick on myspace who took great pics of her rack but is actually A FAT DESPERATE CHICK in disguise praying up on homosexual retard cheaters who having nothing better to do than to try and FAKE their own E-Coolness!

**lightwaytbaby** · 10-15-2006, 01:29 PM

Originally Posted by Kale

Can somebody please translate WTF a "Fly Honey" is ?

kale please refer to post #8.LOL

**Oki-Des** · 10-15-2006, 01:36 PM

It all has less to do with you than you think. She already knows if she would sleep with you tonight or not. You probably could not change her mind from what ever she already decided. Therefore, go have fun.
Date tip: The most important thing you can do on a date is listen. Let her tell you about her, and BE INTERESTED. Ask her about herself in every way you can imagine. She already knows what you want, but before she gives it to you, you must show her you can give her what she wants. Listening is a good start.

**cantspeak** · 10-15-2006, 08:43 PM

just be straight up with her

**THE_DOME** · 10-15-2006, 08:47 PM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

Fly Honey: Noun, internet gangster slang meaning i have found a really hot chick on myspace who took great pics of her rack but is actually A FAT DESPERATE CHICK in disguise praying up on homosexual retard cheaters who having nothing better to do than to try and FAKE their own E-Coolness!

ya bro what tai said,

you are retarded and worthless and i would have a buddie pull your women away from you to see how it feels.what kind of person are you to cheat on your girlfriend, boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

**Sage** · 10-15-2006, 08:54 PM

so its been two days, whats the update

**stayinstacked** · 10-15-2006, 08:57 PM

karma is a bitch bro

**Bojangles69** · 10-15-2006, 09:08 PM

he obviously did nothing with her, his last 5 words were "help me live the dream"

i have a feeling 99% of his life has been a dream he has never lived before.

**IronReload04** · 10-15-2006, 09:22 PM

Originally Posted by perfectbeast2001

erm... why dont you just be nice and invite her back for coffee or something? There is no way of definate sex unless you are meeting a prostitute.

i have to laugh because ya know what??? thats very true

**Mizfit** · 10-16-2006, 08:25 AM

Originally Posted by getnjakked

do what my buddy does.....just whip it out & see if she goes for it.... sometimes it works -sometimes it doesnt...but at least the suspense is gone..... hahaha

"I play with snakes, but your worm is a little below me."

**biglouie250** · 10-16-2006, 08:31 AM

Originally Posted by Kale

Can somebody please translate WTF a "Fly Honey" is ?

tai speaks jive.

**Mizfit** · 10-16-2006, 08:46 AM

Originally Posted by Bojangles69

he obviously did nothing with her, his last 5 words were "help me live the dream"

i have a feeling 99% of his life has been a dream he has never lived before.

Guess no one ants to pat his baby worm that he hids in his drawers

**Mobligator** · 10-16-2006, 05:16 PM

Originally Posted by mn_fighter

you rode the short bus to school alot didn't you?

Now that cracked me up!

Nice shot mn_fighter.

**skipp** · 10-16-2006, 08:19 PM

piitb

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