10 Reasons To Bone Your Ex's Friends:

[dan991]

For all you guys breakin up with your girls

1. Her friends already know what your girlfriend will "do" in regards to sex. That being said, they will do MORE than your girl did to top your ex.

2. Her friends already know how cheap you are and what flaws you have.

3. Her friends already know where your ex is so you won't get caught.

4. Her friends already know how good you are in bed or they wouldn't be trying to fvck you.

5. Her friends already know you are "clean" and don't have the HIV.

6. Her friends already know how to pleasure you because your ex told them what you like.

7. Her friends already had a secret crush on you at one point, but you WERE off limits.

8. Her friend knows how your ex pissed you off to cause the break up so they won't do the same thing.

9. Her friends know your "hurt" and vunerable.

10. Her friends know your schedule already so won't bother you at work, school, etc.


NOW GO BONE YOUR EX'S FRIENDS!

[cfiler]

That's so true!

I did that once, and it was AWESOME.

[CoreyTampa09]

Im all about that..it's just so much better seeing the look on ur ex's face when she simply knows what went down but yet no words need to be exchanged...god I love it.

Not to hijack....but how about a cousin....

Freshman year I was in with this slamming girl a 10 by far...probally the most gorgeous girl I have ever been with. We were hookin up for a few months and then she told me my cousin is coming down to visit, lauryn shes a year older blah blah blah. So im like sweet if she looks anything like you i wont mind being around her. What do you know shes slammin just like her. So we all to a club in Ybor city, and shes like take care of my cousin...ya know make sure nothing happens to her. So im like ok fine so 4 or 5 beers in were dancing and shes getting all up on me and im like wtf...like if ur cousin sees this shit its gunna **** things up...so likek an hour later and more beers later she starts comin in and grindin up on me and is puttin her hands and shit all down my pants im like holy shitt finally we start hookin up on the dance floor and yep the girl im hookin up with sees. Ruins shit with that whatever. Fast forward one year...her cousin transfered to the school and were still friends and im still friends with the other girl...but I think I wanna hook up with the cousin now...do these rules still apply...haha?!

[slob]

I want to bone my ex's cousin. She is a swimsuit model. I told my ex as soon as I saw her cousin that I thought she was smoking hot... she didn't like that too much =D