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    Now Tell Me...

    if someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, does it become a hostage situation?

    Why do people point to their wrist when asking for time, but not their crotch when asking where the bathroom is?

    Did you ever notice when you blow on a dogs face, he gets mad at you, but when you put him in the car, he sticks his head out the window?

    Can you cry underwater?
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    my dogs try to lick me in the face when i blow in their face

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    l2elapse is offline That don't kill me, can only make me stronger
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    this thread is just weird

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    Quote Originally Posted by justinandrews7
    this thread is just weird



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    ur one messed dude

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    ur one messed dude
    They're Steven Wright jokes. He's really funny and never smiles when he's telling the jokes. e.g."if I fill my pool with dry ice, can I go swimming in it without getting wet?"

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    I think Wright is hilarious. I saw him live. One of the best shows I've been too.

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    wtf is this? This is a Tai thread, not a bigsexy one.

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    It got late last nite...and I was extremely bored and stumbled across them.

    heres a whole link to lots of them if anyone is interested....

    http://www.berro.com/entertainment/i..._questions.htm


    lol, it can be rather amusing

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    my dogs try to lick me in the face when i blow in their face

    haha mine too

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    Quote Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx
    It got late last nite...and I was extremely bored and stumbled across them.

    heres a whole link to lots of them if anyone is interested....

    http://www.berro.com/entertainment/i..._questions.htm


    lol, it can be rather amusing
    I agree. Here are some more from Steven Wright.

    http://meer.net/~mtoy/steven_wright.html

    http://www.weather.net/zarg/ZarPages/stevenWright.html

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