I wanted to kill this guy at the restaurant today

**stayinstacked** · 12-05-2006, 10:49 AM

So I'm at this little redneck country cooking shithole I frequent often, because they serve chicken, greens, rice, etc. and I'm sitting next to the most annoying bastard. He's drinking sweet tea (go figure) and he's one of these guys who has to constantly stir his drink as if he is trying to come within .01 of the exact sugar/tea redneck ****ing equation. Well that sound of the spoon banging against the glass was really starting to piss me off. He didn't just do it for a minute or two, no, guy does it the entire ****ing time!!! It pissed me off to the point where after I had a drink of my water I slammed the glass down really loud against the table and he looked at me, and I gave him the death stare. I wolfed down my meal really fast, because if i was there one more second I was going to snap on this Jethro looking ****head!!!!! Anybody else have problems like this?

**Mesomorphyl** · 12-05-2006, 10:51 AM

You can fix that by getting off the tren.

or you could have just said "sir, I appreciate you having to mix sugar into your tea but that sound is like nails to a chalkboard to me... would you mind not doing that?"

**stayinstacked** · 12-05-2006, 10:57 AM

Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl

You can fix that by getting off the tren.

or you could have just said "sir, I appreciate you having to mix sugar into your tea but that sound is like nails to a chalkboard to me... would you mind not doing that?"

I'm off everything right now, if I was on I wouldn't have went in the place to begin w/

***perfectbeast2001*** · 12-05-2006, 11:03 AM

I woulda said "oi mate that sound is proper annoying"!!!

**Xtralarg** · 12-05-2006, 11:06 AM

The best thing you can do is relax, getting worked up like that will put you in an early grave....or jail.

**Mesomorphyl** · 12-05-2006, 11:07 AM

Originally Posted by perfectbeast2001

I woulda said "oi mate that sound is proper annoying"!!!

That would have worked too.

**stuball** · 12-05-2006, 11:23 AM

You should have walked over took the spoon outta the glass slammed it on the table told him to stop playin with his food and grow the fvck up !!!!

**PROTEINSHAKE** · 12-05-2006, 11:27 AM

Glad to see SS is back to his old form

**scriptfactory** · 12-05-2006, 11:28 AM

Originally Posted by stuball

You should have walked over took the spoon outta the glass slammed it on the table told him to stop playin with his food and grow the fvck up !!!!

...or he could have just ignored it. People should be courteous in a restaurant but the law doesn't state that they have to.

I have kids so I would have just ignored it. My baby would probably be making more noise than that little glass...

**MuscleScience** · 12-05-2006, 11:31 AM

Did everyone look at you when you slammed the glass down?

**rar1015** · 12-05-2006, 11:34 AM

How someone can get that pissed at something that stupid is beyond me????

**scriptfactory** · 12-05-2006, 11:36 AM

Originally Posted by rar1015

How someone can get that pissed at something that stupid is beyond me????

Yeah... welcome to the world of SiS... His motto should be something like "My anger knows no boundaries."

**donniebrasco** · 12-05-2006, 11:45 AM

the guy could have had a lot on his mind, could have had some real issues he was thinking about. probably contemplating suicide as no-one likes him. you probably pushed him right over the edge of the bridge he was on his way too, with that "death stare".
i hope you sleep well tonight.
lol
i do things some times without realising.

**Venomous Nemisis** · 12-05-2006, 11:48 AM

Lmfao

**goodcents** · 12-05-2006, 11:49 AM

Originally Posted by scriptfactory

Yeah... welcome to the world of SiS... His motto should be something like "My anger knows no boundaries."

Heart attack material

zzzzzzzzzeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnn, rrrreeelllllllaaaaaaaaaaxxxxxxxx

**Schmidty** · 12-05-2006, 11:49 AM

next time just bash his face in with the glass and scream, IS THAT MIXED ENOUGH FOR YOU. YOU FVCKIN REDNECK. Then leave a big tip because the waitress will have a big bloody mess to clean up.

**Carlos_E** · 12-05-2006, 12:08 PM

*Yawn*

**goodcents** · 12-05-2006, 12:14 PM

Originally Posted by Carlos_E

*Yawn*

Meanie

**Carlos_E** · 12-05-2006, 12:36 PM

It's easier to get up and move away instead of risking stress related health issues.

**needmorestrength** · 12-05-2006, 01:32 PM

Jeeze brother, too many things get you way too upset easily!! everytime this happens just ask your self, what good does getting this mad do?? None!!!!

**NYGIANTS21** · 12-05-2006, 01:59 PM

I always love your stories!!!

**taiboxa** · 12-05-2006, 02:00 PM

Originally Posted by stayinstacked

I'm off everything right now, if I was on I wouldn't have went in the place to begin w/

oddly enough when im on tren.. im so much more relaxed lol nothing bothers me im too lethargic to give a dam

**stayinstacked** · 12-05-2006, 02:55 PM

Originally Posted by donniebrasco

the guy could have had a lot on his mind, could have had some real issues he was thinking about. probably contemplating suicide as no-one likes him. you probably pushed him right over the edge of the bridge he was on his way too, with that "death stare".
i hope you sleep well tonight.
lol
i do things some times without realising.

Or he could have just been some annoying redneck dipshit who likes to mix his tea to the point where the spoon has disinegrated

**stayinstacked** · 12-05-2006, 02:56 PM

Originally Posted by Schmidty

next time just bash his face in with the glass and scream, IS THAT MIXED ENOUGH FOR YOU. YOU FVCKIN REDNECK. Then leave a big tip because the waitress will have a big bloody mess to clean up.

I like this guy, he's got the right idea

**italianplayboy09** · 12-05-2006, 02:59 PM

Originally Posted by perfectbeast2001

I woulda said "oi mate that sound is proper annoying"!!!

**chest6** · 12-05-2006, 04:25 PM

that sound is really annoying..i also hate the sound of silverware against plates

**taiboxa** · 12-05-2006, 04:46 PM

Originally Posted by chest6

that sound is really annoying..i also hate the sound of silverware against plates

I LIKE IT!!! it makes me think of.. FOOD!

**Sage** · 12-05-2006, 04:47 PM

just move to another table and enjoy your meal like a mature adult

when you slammed the glass and looked right at him in the unhealthy way without informing him verbally, he probably thought you were a redneck as well.

**PaRiS2005** · 12-05-2006, 04:51 PM

Just pick up the glass, stab him in the eye with the spoon, and pour the tea on his head.

F*n bastard.

Okay, I'm only kidding, but seriously..why didn't you just ask for another seat?? Or maybe I just have wayy to much common sense.

**taiboxa** · 12-05-2006, 04:52 PM

Originally Posted by PaRiS2005

Just pick up the glass, stab him in the eye with the spoon, and pour the tea on his head.

F*n bastard.

OMG IM INLOVE!!! a spoon! never thought of that, BET THAT WOULD HURT ALOT MORE than something sharp!!!

**PaRiS2005** · 12-05-2006, 04:58 PM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

OMG IM INLOVE!!! a spoon! never thought of that, BET THAT WOULD HURT ALOT MORE than something sharp!!!

Well he was stirring his glass with a spoon..which was causing the annoyance.

**PaRiS2005** · 12-05-2006, 04:59 PM

Originally Posted by PaRiS2005

Well he was stirring his glass with a spoon..which was causing the annoyance.

Well the spoon hitting the glass.

**stuball** · 12-05-2006, 05:16 PM

Originally Posted by PaRiS2005

Just pick up the glass, stab him in the eye with the spoon, and pour the tea on his head.

F*n bastard.

Okay, I'm only kidding, but seriously..why didn't you just ask for another seat?? Or maybe I just have wayy to much common sense.

Oh shit, you def. belong in New York !!!

**stuball** · 12-05-2006, 05:19 PM

Originally Posted by scriptfactory

...or he could have just ignored it. People should be courteous in a restaurant but the law doesn't state that they have to.

I have kids so I would have just ignored it. My baby would probably be making more noise than that little glass...

Exctally what i mean, you would except that from a child not an adult..

**Panzerfaust** · 12-05-2006, 06:05 PM

I would'nt have noticed nor cared personally.

**taiboxa** · 12-05-2006, 06:07 PM

Originally Posted by muriloninja

I would'nt have noticed nor cared personally.

ditto..

**Johny-too-small** · 12-05-2006, 06:12 PM

Where are those toxic aas farts when you need them?

**big L 17** · 12-05-2006, 07:04 PM

i hate when people smack there gum

**Superhuman** · 12-05-2006, 07:50 PM

Originally Posted by Xtralarg

The best thing you can do is relax, getting worked up like that will put you in an early grave....or jail.

ABSOLUTELY!

**cfiler** · 12-05-2006, 09:59 PM

Next time, just cut the fool.

Seriously though, it's not a big deal. You could have changed tables, asked him to stop, but instead you decieded to give him the death stare?

Sounds like you were over reacting.

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