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  1. 12-06-2006, 03:13 PM #1
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    Smile Ejaculoid My Mom swears by it

    Wasn't quite sure which forum this should go in but I wanted to share my experiences with a new sperm volumizing supplement called ejaculoid. I was having problems ejaculating over the last few weeks. Read some of my old posts and you will know heh! But my mom told me about this new product called ejaculoid that apparently her boyfriend has been using and she absolutely loves the stuff. Well I started taking it and had no sexual activity for about 5 days but last night I hooked up with this old broad who was **** buddy for awhile back. Well needless to say we went out to dinner and ended up going back to her place. After she put her kids to bed we jumped into her hot tub and started making out and all that stuff. Things got real hot and heavy and she started giving me head. It was so hot my meat pole was throbbing ever so hard! I hadn't seen this girl in awhile and since I last saw her she got a beautiful set of new tatters and man did they look good! I told her that I wanted to titty **** her so she agreed and I did it for about 2 minutes before I blew the most intense and massive load I have ever popped in my life right in between her lucious fun bags! It had to be from the ejaculoid. My mom was right. This stuff is amazing if any of you guys ever want to check it out. I bought mine at Vitamine Shoppe but you can also order it on the internet. I highly recommend it! Thanks bros!
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    Listen you spineless piece of shit, i dont want to hear about how you bust a nut, dont try to ****ing sell me anything either. Go back to your rosy palm, and leave ur stories to your buddies, not us

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    do you always share your mom's cum swallowing with everyone???
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    dude this is the 2nd post i've ever seen you make, the last one was about banging some chick with your juice buddies, this one your mom recommends you some shit her boyfriend uses.

    your mom actually said she likes the stuff her boyfriend is using to increase his ejaculate?

    fckin weird family you got bro
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brandon Iron
    Wasn't quite sure which forum this should go in but I wanted to share my experiences with a new sperm volumizing supplement called ejaculoid. I was having problems ejaculating over the last few weeks. Read some of my old posts and you will know heh! But my mom told me about this new product called ejaculoid that apparently her boyfriend has been using and she absolutely loves the stuff. Well I started taking it and had no sexual activity for about 5 days but last night I hooked up with this old broad who was **** buddy for awhile back. Well needless to say we went out to dinner and ended up going back to her place. After she put her kids to bed we jumped into her hot tub and started making out and all that stuff. Things got real hot and heavy and she started giving me head. It was so hot my meat pole was throbbing ever so hard! I hadn't seen this girl in awhile and since I last saw her she got a beautiful set of new tatters and man did they look good! I told her that I wanted to titty **** her so she agreed and I did it for about 2 minutes before I blew the most intense and massive load I have ever popped in my life right in between her lucious fun bags! It had to be from the ejaculoid. My mom was right. This stuff is amazing if any of you guys ever want to check it out. I bought mine at Vitamine Shoppe but you can also order it on the internet. I highly recommend it! Thanks bros!
    Weird..

    I'll look into it.
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    First of all she is not my real mom. I am adopted. But not all families are like the perfect ideal Christian, Mom and Dad together type family. I am sorry if I get a little too graphic in my descriptions but all of this IS true and the stuff I am talking about really does work! I am just sharing my experiences. Why should I be banned? This is an adult message board and I'm sure we all have some freaky stuff we could share and I am one of those who actually chooses to share my experiences.

    ... and BTW my mom is a former porn actress from the 80's so she is pretty liberal to begin with.
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    can i have your mom's number please or send some of her porn videos my way.....lolol no wonder she likes lost of his "stuff"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brandon Iron
    First of all she is not my real mom. I am adopted. But not all families are like the perfect ideal Christian, Mom and Dad together type family. I am sorry if I get a little too graphic in my descriptions but all of this IS true and the stuff I am talking about really does work! I am just sharing my experiences. Why should I be banned? This is an adult message board and I'm sure we all have some freaky stuff we could share and I am one of those who actually chooses to share my experiences.

    ... and BTW my mom is a former porn actress from the 80's so she is pretty liberal to begin with.
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    seriously we need your moms name, her stage name i mean
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    imma need to see some pics now
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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    imma need to see some pics now
    yeah +1
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    this thread is just weird
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    I'll work on those pics. And if any of you bro's live in Kansas we could probably work something out. She is always having sex with her boyfriend and other dudes at the same time. BTW her current boyfriend is only 2 years older than me. She loves young guys. In all honesty she has been a great mom. Granted she is no Maggie Seaver from the show Growing Pains but she has always provided for me and allowed for me to go to a good college and have all the things I might never of had if I had stayed in foster care.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brandon Iron
    I'll work on those pics. And if any of you bro's live in Kansas we could probably work something out. She is always having sex with her boyfriend and other dudes at the same time. BTW her current boyfriend is only 2 years older than me. She loves young guys. In all honesty she has been a great mom. Granted she is no Maggie Seaver from the show Growing Pains but she has always provided for me and allowed for me to go to a good college and have all the things I might never of had if I had stayed in foster care.

    I'm glad to hear it, I don't mean to knock your mom its just a funny ass thread.
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    hm..allowing other doods to do ur mom....sure..not ur real mom..still seems weird

    Hm.im not in the same situation..but jmo
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brandon Iron
    Wasn't quite sure which forum this should go in but I wanted to share my experiences with a new sperm volumizing supplement called ejaculoid. I was having problems ejaculating over the last few weeks. Read some of my old posts and you will know heh! But my mom told me about this new product called ejaculoid that apparently her boyfriend has been using and she absolutely loves the stuff. Well I started taking it and had no sexual activity for about 5 days but last night I hooked up with this old broad who was **** buddy for awhile back. Well needless to say we went out to dinner and ended up going back to her place. After she put her kids to bed we jumped into her hot tub and started making out and all that stuff. Things got real hot and heavy and she started giving me head. It was so hot my meat pole was throbbing ever so hard! I hadn't seen this girl in awhile and since I last saw her she got a beautiful set of new tatters and man did they look good! I told her that I wanted to titty **** her so she agreed and I did it for about 2 minutes before I blew the most intense and massive load I have ever popped in my life right in between her lucious fun bags! It had to be from the ejaculoid. My mom was right. This stuff is amazing if any of you guys ever want to check it out. I bought mine at Vitamine Shoppe but you can also order it on the internet. I highly recommend it! Thanks bros!
    Hey fellas this guy is my roomate! Trust me when I say that all of this shit is true! His mom IS a former porn star and she IS hot as hell even for being like 42 years old. Awesome lady! I even asked him if he would let me give her a try and after he almost kicked my head in he told me he knows his mom does multiple dudes he just doesnt want any of his friends involved which I totally understand.

    And just so that you know.... I was NOT involved in "Brandon Iron's" orgy that he described in his very first post. He is my roomate and teammate but that is it. As I am writing this he is laughing at my ass calling me a pussy for backing out of the gangbang. The chick was hot and willing but that is not my sort of thing. I like being STD free
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    naw send her to Tx first..
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    WTF is up with this thread.................

    Yo i'll pay for her to come to New York and stay for the whole weekend all expenses paid.
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    This is the wierdest thread EVER!
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    I cant believe what Im reading, Let me get this straight, you and your mom blowin loads on funbags with multiple dudes that are 42 and roomates watching? I dont know If you arent in the hall of shame you are going to be now! congrats
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    Interestingly Brandon Iron is the name of a current male pornstar. I am calling on this entire thread !!!!
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    you guys are cold...

    her name isn't Debbie is it???
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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    you guys are cold...

    her name isn't Debbie is it???
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    She isn't a nice old country gal is she?

    Cus i know Debbie also did the Farm
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    yall aint right!! don't care if she is your adopted mom or not. You just don't talk about your momma that way.
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    You talk to your mom about shit like that. Your ****ed up bro
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    this is the greatest thread every!
    in before lock, hey if ur mum wants to go to europe make sure she comes to switzerland or france.
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    stage name of your mom please! we are intrested, this is great!
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    no need to lock yet... just watch the name calling...

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    not sure, and if i don't know.. it must be an obscure rule..

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