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    New Condom, A Must Buy!

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9102cc6c2b

    I wonder where people come up with this shit...pretty funny though just to think about, enjoy

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    I heard about this on the radio.
    ***No source checks!!!***

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    Well thats really going to enhance the romance of the moment isnt it. "Hold on darling while I get the spray can for my cock" doh !!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kale
    Well thats really going to enhance the romance of the moment isnt it. "Hold on darling while I get the spray can for my cock" doh !!!!
    And im sure shed let me pound after i just sprayed blueshit on my dick the whole time...Goodluck keepin it up bros lol

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    il be a volunteer!!!!

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    Arnt you the same guy that likes golden showers? ewwww lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by boarder034
    Arnt you the same guy that likes golden showers? ewwww lol
    me? no definately not. altho i do recall posting some form of filth in that particular thread

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    ahahahaha alright, well good, I just figured that would explain you jumping up to try it out

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    Is that a can of spray on condom in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

    Now instead of having a small condom in my wallet, I have to lug around a big areosole container... yeah, that's convienient...

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    no i have a hard enough time goin into my drawer to get a normal condom...let alone sprayin my dick...

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    At least theres no wraper to play with ahahah, yea thats a no go on the Spray condom lol

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    im down to test it

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    well you can go out and buy it and let us know how it goes...Maybe you can meet up witht his ejaculoid character and use it on his mom!

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    Quote Originally Posted by boarder034
    well you can go out and buy it and let us know how it goes...Maybe you can meet up witht his ejaculoid character and use it on his mom!
    ROFLMAO

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    Like Kale said, i dont think the girl you're about to have sex with will be too happy when you say "hang on a sec, let me spray on my protection real quick." It may work but its a stupid idea IMO.

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    bad idea, real bad. It gives the chick time to think about it before you get it in, they start second guessing themselves and question whether they should go through w/ it or not, I used to be steadily going down on the girl and putting the rubber on my dick at the same time, it kept the action going to take away any hesitation at all from her.

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    its like magic shell(the stuff u put on ice cream) for your CACK

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    chicks already laugh enough at us when we're putting on a condom....no need to add fuel to the fire

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    Quote Originally Posted by DamnYouMSN
    chicks already laugh enough at us when we're putting on a condom....no need to add fuel to the fire

    maybe they just laugh @ you!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DamnYouMSN
    chicks already laugh enough at us when we're putting on a condom....no need to add fuel to the fire
    Bro they are not laughin at the rubber they are laughen at your PEEPEE

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    So if you spray it on then that means there is no jizz cap at the top, where the hell is it suppose to go?

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    Quote Originally Posted by king6
    So if you spray it on then that means there is no jizz cap at the top, where the hell is it suppose to go?
    the technical term is 'teat'. although i think 'jizz cap' is far better

    actually never even noticed the missing jizz cap. maybe after afew applications it becomes abit of an art form. you heard it here first: 2010, condom-art exhibits

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    Quote Originally Posted by king6
    So if you spray it on then that means there is no jizz cap at the top, where the hell is it suppose to go?
    I call it a cum-cup

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmidty
    I call it a cum-cup
    Ha! Ha!, I used to call my GF that. She didn't think it was funny.

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    MY buddy calls his ex wifew a cum-dumpster

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    Quote Originally Posted by king6
    So if you spray it on then that means there is no jizz cap at the top, where the hell is it suppose to go?
    Didnt your dad ever tell you that when it dont go out that meand it goes back. As in it will shoot straight out of your ass

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmidty
    Didnt your dad ever tell you that when it dont go out that meand it goes back. As in it will shoot straight out of your ass
    That will require a different type of condom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by getnjakked
    maybe they just laugh @ you!!
    har...har...har..... you guys are diks...

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    ROTFLMFAO this thread is hilarious !!!!

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    hMm... fuk kale damn you and that avy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stayinstacked
    bad idea, real bad. It gives the chick time to think about it before you get it in, they start second guessing themselves and question whether they should go through w/ it or not, I used to be steadily going down on the girl and putting the rubber on my dick at the same time, it kept the action going to take away any hesitation at all from her.
    Spoken like a true pimp

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