Funny story about sprays and numb poles

[stunner5000pt]

Heres a little story my friend told me about what a little can of spray can do to ruin a good night

I wanted to impress my girl friend by lasti ng longer so I went into this 'sex shop' and bought this spray which supposedly makes you last longer.

while buying the sprya the salesperson told me taht he should spray AT MOST 3 -4 times and wait at LEAST 15 minutes before it takes effect.

I was about to have sex with his girl friend, she went into the next room to 'freshen up' and he decided to use the spray. I sprayed it a couple of times and waited, and I waited maybe 5 minutes and didnt feel anything. I sprayed a couple of more times and waited for another 2 minutes and still no effect...

I sprayed maybe 5 or 6 times more right before getting into the act with my girl friend. Then during the act it got numb... and i couldnt feel it. And then i went limp.

Needless to say i threw the can out... "

When will people leanr to read instructions?

This guy also wants to do some 'steroids (dbol) just to get buffed up... he doesnt know the first thing about working out... god help us all

[lucabratzi]

so ur freind is really u right?..oh and i've tried the climax control condoms and they make ur dick numb as **** too...my advice is jerk off before and think of nasty wierd shit while ur humpin to last longer..

[stunner5000pt]

so ur freind is really u right?..oh and i've tried the climax control condoms and they make ur dick numb as **** too...my advice is jerk off before and think of nasty wierd shit while ur humpin to last longer..

dont be silly now

i ahvent even gotten close to getting laid

















aww i just made myself sad ...

[stunner5000pt]

so ur freind is really u right?..oh and i've tried the climax control condoms and they make ur dick numb as **** too...my advice is jerk off before and think of nasty wierd shit while ur humpin to last longer..

and besdies with all the jerking of i think i quite desensitized to anything so i could last a while without any aids... but that remains to be seen

after all

what the hel do i know?

[305GUY]

sounds like this thing ive tried with my girl called anal-ease which is suppose to make anal sex easier for her.. yeah facking right.. she was still whining and complaining about the pain and my dick went totally numb.. stupidest invention ever...

[boarder034]

sounds like this thing ive tried with my girl called anal-ease which is suppose to make anal sex easier for her.. yeah facking right.. she was still whining and complaining about the pain and my dick went totally numb.. stupidest invention ever...

Thats why you dont tell her and you just slam it in there and tell her this " " and pound away

[stunner5000pt]

Thats why you dont tell her and you just slam it in there and tell her this " " and pound away

maybe it would work even ebtter if u told it to her BEFORE??

maybe?

[boarder034]

No, because that ruins the fun, who wants anal without the rodeo? ITs all about the ride ladies and gentleman, and im sure she'll buck after that ahahahah

[cfiler]

Never tried anything like that.

I wonder about that anal ease stuff... my fiance will not give me any because of the pain. I can't even get it in before she kicks me off. Maybe if I wear a condom it will protect me from that, and yet numb her? hmm...

[305GUY]

Never tried anything like that.

I wonder about that anal ease stuff... my fiance will not give me any because of the pain. I can't even get it in before she kicks me off. Maybe if I wear a condom it will protect me from that, and yet numb her? hmm...

hmmmm indeed... i just hate condoms.. let me know how it goes cause it does have a numbing affect on the females rectum... but if your girl is anything like mine, no matter what we try its never pornstar fun...

[STYLE74]

So basically you bought some numbing spray for your pickle and you couldn't have sex?

[stunner5000pt]

So basically you bought some numbing spray for your pickle and you couldn't have sex?

it wasnt me...

i havent gotten to that point yet