My customers have issues

**goodcents** · 12-13-2006, 10:22 AM

I'm working at my tanning salon and a lady brings her new born baby and wants to tan with the baby in the room, wtf? It is dangerous to the babies eyes and also in my state they would have a fit if the inspector came by with the baby in the room

Also boyfriends and husbands try to go into the room with their wives/ girlfriends too! Then the wives/ girlfriends get pissed, "it's my husband, what's the big deal" Try explaining that shlt in a professional manner w/o calling them fuking idiots

One prick even acted like he wanted to fight and gave me "hard looks" I just told him straight up to not even go there

He left mubbling like a little bltch. Just an average day at the salon

People are fuk heads

***perfectbeast2001*** · 12-13-2006, 10:24 AM

Do you want to hire a doorman??

**goodcents** · 12-13-2006, 10:31 AM

Last season this dude went back into his best friends' girls room and starting fuking her with her boyfriend standing out in front of the store waiting on both of them (he didn't know she was cheating on him

). My lobby was full and I went off on both of them and kicked them out of my salon and told them they can't do that shlt in my salon. Also teenage girls are good about trying to walk back into the rooms together so they can switch off tanning w/o the friend paying. Then parents try to have their little kids (even 2 yr. olds) wait in the lobby while they tan, wtf? Don't want to forget that about once every 2 months, some chic bleeds all over the fuking place and we have to bio clean it

**goodcents** · 12-13-2006, 10:36 AM

Originally Posted by perfectbeast2001

Do you want to hire a doorman??

That's almost no joke, I carry my glock and pepper spray

people are crazy. I've almost been in a few fights and had to call the police on a few people who just went looney. My salon is in a nice area, not in the hood. I've never had to use any kind of force but had a few pricks "buck up" (acting like they want to hit someone) over stupid shlt like not being able to be in the room with their wife?wtf?

**bbplaya21** · 12-13-2006, 10:53 AM

dude workin at a tanning salon is ****ing sick. I worked at one for a year and dont get me wrong i saw my fair share of naked chics(you'll be surprised how many hoes will let u see them naked for a free paket of tannin lotion) but i hated the clean up and the dirty ass girls that bleed everywhere and not at least wipe it up......i swear i was gonna puke a few times.

**boarder034** · 12-13-2006, 11:21 AM

Why not just have me stand at the door with my buddy mister easton (aluminum bat) and see how many dudes want to buff up there chest then...lol

**goodcents** · 12-13-2006, 11:24 AM

Originally Posted by bbplaya21

dude workin at a tanning salon is ****ing sick. I worked at one for a year and dont get me wrong i saw my fair share of naked chics(you'll be surprised how many hoes will let u see them naked for a free paket of tannin lotion) but i hated the clean up and the dirty ass girls that bleed everywhere and not at least wipe it up......i swear i was gonna puke a few times.

I don't even give them the packet

**gixxerboy1** · 12-13-2006, 11:34 AM

Originally Posted by goodcents

I don't even give them the packet

Just dispensing the homemade lotion huh?

RA · 12-13-2006, 11:40 AM

At least its more interesting than where I work

**goodcents** · 12-13-2006, 11:43 AM

Originally Posted by roidattack

At least its more interesting than where I work

What do you do?

**goodcents** · 12-13-2006, 11:45 AM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

Just dispensing the homemade lotion huh?

With all this stress I've had lately, I'm not even giving that away

It just stares at the floor and I end up apoligizing for him

**beuleux** · 12-13-2006, 12:12 PM

Sounds fun... Giza job

SVTMuscle* · 12-13-2006, 03:17 PM

Originally Posted by bbplaya21

dude workin at a tanning salon is ****ing sick. I worked at one for a year and dont get me wrong i saw my fair share of naked chics(you'll be surprised how many hoes will let u see them naked for a free paket of tannin lotion) but i hated the clean up and the dirty ass girls that bleed everywhere and not at least wipe it up......i swear i was gonna puke a few times.

Did you say bleed everywhere!?!

**Foskamink** · 12-13-2006, 03:28 PM

man told us a few times how hard your place is and work. ever considerd a break? do u love ur job?

**gixxerboy1** · 12-13-2006, 04:02 PM

Originally Posted by Foskamink

man told us a few times how hard your place is and work. ever considerd a break? do u love ur job?

He owns it. when you own a business you don't get a break. Don't worry I'm sure he is closed Christmas day.

**cfiler** · 12-13-2006, 04:22 PM

That's messed up. Can you charge people extra for damages due to them not cleaning up their mensus?

**goodcents** · 12-13-2006, 05:14 PM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

He owns it. when you own a business you don't get a break. Don't worry I'm sure he is closed Christmas day.

Trained 2 more girls tonite, so I might take off sunday, but then I worry about shlt which is not good because you have to know when to "pass the ball"

I just got a whole stack of dvd's from netflix so I can kick it

(when you get tired, a good video is more fun than sex

) American dad season one

**big L 17** · 12-13-2006, 09:37 PM

i coudnt deal with that good luck

**chest6** · 12-13-2006, 11:17 PM

get naked for a free packet of tanning lotion? *Leaving to apply at local palm beach tan*

**big L 17** · 12-14-2006, 08:32 AM

Originally Posted by chest6

get naked for a free packet of tanning lotion? *Leaving to apply at local palm beach tan*

i wanna go lol ill give free packets all day

**goodcents** · 12-14-2006, 09:39 AM

Originally Posted by chest6

get naked for a free packet of tanning lotion? *Leaving to apply at local palm beach tan*

At your age, you would get laid every day at the salon. Hot chics too

The late 20's and 30 year old women would almost rape you

I'm 33 so it's not as easy as it was but I still do well

**chest6** · 12-14-2006, 02:26 PM

yess..Ive actually thought about it. The tannin place I go to at school...every girl employee there is hot as FVCK. Theyre always flirty too like "Did you workout today??"

**SnaX** · 12-14-2006, 02:29 PM

Originally Posted by chest6

yess..Ive actually thought about it. The tannin place I go to at school...every girl employee there is hot as FVCK. Theyre always flirty too like "Did you workout today??"

Be like, "I tried, but thinking of you made me all hot and sweaty like a cardio workout" Then stick it in her pooper. Jk.
No but really. hiiiit iiiiiit!

**chest6** · 12-14-2006, 02:35 PM

hahahaha...like a cardio workout

**spywizard** · 12-14-2006, 02:36 PM

Originally Posted by goodcents

At your age, you would get laid every day at the salon. Hot chics too

The late 20's and 30 year old women would almost rape you

I'm 33 so it's not as easy as it was but I still do well

are you kidding me??/

at 35 i was doing 23 yr olds, and 38 yr old women..

you can do the daughter, and the mom with out feeling bad..

**goodcents** · 12-14-2006, 03:49 PM

Originally Posted by spywizard

are you kidding me??/

at 35 i was doing 23 yr olds, and 38 yr old women..

you can do the daughter, and the mom with out feeling bad..

I did the grandma(59) mom (40ish) and daughter (18) the grandma knew about the others but the mom and daughter didn't know about the others

* I just had to do it

* how often can you hit the generations

**dhriscerr** · 12-14-2006, 03:52 PM

I wanna open a tanning place!!!!!!!!

**dhriscerr** · 12-14-2006, 03:52 PM

I wanna open a tanning place!!!!!!!!

**goodcents** · 12-14-2006, 04:37 PM

Originally Posted by dhriscerr

I wanna open a tanning place!!!!!!!!

Hope your privately wealthy, because they don't make money

I'm doing other things after this season

**beuleux** · 12-14-2006, 05:04 PM

Originally Posted by goodcents

I did the grandma(59) mom (40ish) and daughter (18) the grandma knew about the others but the mom and daughter didn't know about the others

* I just had to do it

* how often can you hit the generations

59... man Id rather j/o

**chest6** · 12-14-2006, 05:19 PM

59? Cmonn now

**goodcents** · 12-14-2006, 05:51 PM

Originally Posted by chest6

59? Cmonn now

*goodcents hides his head in shame*

I'd do it all over again..... &again and again

**goodcents** · 12-14-2006, 05:57 PM

It gets worse. While I'm hitting Grandma, she says just picture you are fuking Amber (grand daughter)

*goodcents still hiding in shame*

**Snrf** · 12-14-2006, 05:59 PM

thats just weird

**gixxerboy1** · 12-14-2006, 07:11 PM

Originally Posted by goodcents

It gets worse. While I'm hitting Grandma, she says just picture you are fuking Amber (grand daughter)

*goodcents still hiding in shame*

Your my new hero grandma>>>>

**gixxerboy1** · 12-14-2006, 07:12 PM

Originally Posted by Snrfmaster

thats just weird

It would have been weird if Amber was saying picture my grandma

**chest6** · 12-15-2006, 12:26 AM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

It would have been weird if Amber was saying picture my grandma

HAHAHAHA

**Foskamink** · 12-15-2006, 01:30 AM

59 40 18. damn man ur a legend!!!!

**Foskamink** · 12-15-2006, 01:31 AM

any one discrediting u must not like women!

**beuleux** · 12-15-2006, 01:52 AM

Originally Posted by goodcents

It gets worse. While I'm hitting Grandma, she says just picture you are fuking Amber (grand daughter)

*goodcents still hiding in shame*

The only thing worse than you poking a 59 yo granny is the fact your proudly telling us all about it

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