How to hit on a milf?

[SVTMuscle*]

Well oppose to my other thread, I'm going from an 18 year old, to a hot mommy, probaly in her 40's. I see her in the gym everyday, shes smokin hot, and I notice her checking me out, and I always give her the little hi with a smile and she does the same, she wear no ring, never talks to guys her age, and I know a guy who works with her, and he says she loves young guys.... Soooo I figure I should diversify and try it out I just dont figure "Hey your moms age" is a good convo starter

[spywizard]

she will be cool.. remember though, once you have her, she will become disinterested...

do you really want to have to go to a different gym.??

[Snrf]

why go to a different gym?

I see girls around school that i've shagged all the time...its not something to worry about

[SVTMuscle*]

she will be cool.. remember though, once you have her, she will become disinterested...

do you really want to have to go to a different gym.??

Well it's perfect because this is the gym I go to when I'm at home, and not at school... Im on winter break, but after this I wont see her again till summer time.

[PROTEINSHAKE]

pull up in front of the gym in your mustang , but instead of blasting the hannah montana CD this time, flash some johnny mathis her way....you're in!!!

[SVTMuscle*]

pull up in front of the gym in your mustang , but instead of blasting the hannah montana CD this time, flash some johnny mathis her way....you're in!!!

It's all about the Mustang!

[PROTEINSHAKE]

bro...in all seriousness...."older" women know what they want...theres very little game playing...they are either interested or they arent....& it seems like you already know she is... now...u need to grow a pair & close the deal..

[stlhrse]

chicks dig Mustangs

I've dated lots of older women when I was in high school and they do go right to the point, no games.

[SVTMuscle*]

True. I mean, I have all the confidence to make a move, just how to go about doing it is difficult. Because whenever I see a girl around my age I want to talk to, I just simply say "Hey do you know so and so" or "Hey did you go to wherever high school?" But for an older chick it'd be like, "hey.. did you catch 60 minutes last weekend?"

[D-Bo Dre]

Nice! go for it bro.. Tell her that you've noticed she works out by herself and offer to work out together some time.. Then tell her you got the whole season of MatLock on DVD.. That will get her for sure! who knows, maybe you'll get to bang her on her "plastic covered" couch

[PROTEINSHAKE]

u just need a few lines...not cheesey...just conversation..to break the ice..usually gym talk is good since you are in the gym..ask her what she does for abs...or how much cardio she does...something flattering that tells her you notice how good she looks....its all easy from then on..

HINT .....dont ask her where her wheelchair is or how much geritol she takes.

[goodcents]

Just say high and she will take it from there Older chics are easy. They are a main stay of my diet

[zimmy]

just be straight and sincere w/ her. No game or lines...that shit only works with the young chickens.

[beuleux]

what is a milf?

[goodcents]

Wear a t-shirt that says "I like milf's"

[goodcents]

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[goodcents]

T-shirt that says "sex toy for mature women"

[StoneGRMI]

Ask her which hall she plays bingo at on Friday nights and then go. If you do go, don't win. They hate losing at their game.

[gixxerboy1]

True. I mean, I have all the confidence to make a move, just how to go about doing it is difficult. Because whenever I see a girl around my age I want to talk to, I just simply say "Hey do you know so and so" or "Hey did you go to wherever high school?" But for an older chick it'd be like, "hey.. did you catch 60 minutes last weekend?"

Ask her are Jim's mom? Or does your daughter got to this school?

[G-1000]

MILF are easy to get. You wont need help with this.

[crash187ct]

if you have any respect for your fellow male members, you will bone this woman

[PROTEINSHAKE]

MILF are easy to get. You wont need help with this.

you obviously 4 get who the threadstarter is..

[PROTEINSHAKE]

if you have any respect for your fellow male members, you will bone this woman

i fi wasnt leaving for vacation for 3 weeks...I'd make a wager that I bang a milf @ my gym b4 Svt does this old relic..

[MAJOR25]

Since u're at the gym then, just ask her questions about what's the best cardio, diet etc. then ask her if she can show u how to cook some of her dishes that belong to her diet plan. pretend that u don't cook and need help @ cooking. or just Make her laugh about anything. Tell her how good she looks, etc.

I done it before but is hard to explain it. Words just come out depending the situation.

Good luck and Get-Ur-Done!!!!

[D-Bo Dre]

cut a hole in your gym shorts and ask her if she knows how to sew.. u know she does..

[perfectbeast2001]

I will give my garuanteed pulling method. It's worked before and it will work again!!!

Walk up to victim with manly stride, pull up shirt sleeve and kiss your own bicep, say in deep voice "you want a piece of this BABY"?

Yeah thats how we do it in Bognor, west sussex

[MAJOR25]

We Need some Pictures............!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chest6]

bingo rofl

svt just ask her about her cardio etc and start convo..u said she seems interested and if you do this you should be fine

[PROTEINSHAKE]

bingo rofl

svt just ask her about her cardio etc and start convo..u said she seems interested and if you do this you should be fine

^see post #11 I GET NO STREET CRED!!! ?

[chest6]

post11?

I read the whole thread..I agreed with most everyones advice so just restating...

[G-1000]

I will give my garuanteed pulling method. It's worked before and it will work again!!!

Walk up to victim with manly stride, pull up shirt sleeve and kiss your own bicep, say in deep voice "you want a piece of this BABY"?

Yeah thats how we do it in Bognor, west sussex

So dod you ever get that sucking your on dick down packed or what?

[SVTMuscle*]

ahhh haha I love the responses, I will try my best not to let yall' down

[Panzerfaust]

You won't impress her with your car and most likely your pocket book either. If she is interested, it will only be to have you as a toy once in awhile.

Older woman do not put up with BS like younger ones, they know what they want and they have been there and done that and will not stand for petty shit.

Have your fling with her and move on.

[SVTMuscle*]

You won't impress her with your car and most likely your pocket book either. If she is interested, it will only be to have you as a toy once in awhile.

Older woman do not put up with BS like younger ones, they know what they want and they have been there and done that and will not stand for petty shit.

Have your fling with her and move on.

I wish kidding my with car man

Of course it'd just be a fling, I just wanna hit it and quit.
I'm thinking of brining something up involving cooking, and then have her talk about cooking ,and I bring up the idea of her cooking me meal and me coming over for it, because I don't think she'd enjoy coming to my parents house

[chest6]

ur gonna have her to ur dorm

Will that work?

[SVTMuscle*]

ur gonna have her to ur dorm

Will that work?

She obviously has a place fool! I'll just invite myself over!

[Sage]

milfs are easy to get in a sack, just display interest and your nuts will be on her chin in no time.

[chest6]

She obviously has a place fool! I'll just invite myself over!

lol fair enough

[chest6]

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lol

[Hunter]

She obviously has a place fool! I'll just invite myself over!

thats a classy statement