this be great.
when you're leaving the airport go to where the cabs are all lined up, go to a cabbie and ask "will you take me to ________ for $5 and a blowjob?" unless you're in san francisco, he'll decline. do the same thing to the cab in front of the first one. go to the cab in front of the other two and simply tell the cabbie where you want to go and climb in the front passenger seat. as he drives you off thumbs up and wave to the other cabbies.