Simply Sarah!

**chest6** · 02-26-2007, 11:52 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3DeD...elated&search=

Peanut butter fudge...

MMMmmmmm good

**SMAN12b** · 02-26-2007, 11:57 PM

How many of those do you think she ate just to make that video......LOLOL

**chest6** · 02-27-2007, 12:50 AM

oh god u should see the other ones

she mixes..
1.5 sticks of butter
2 JARS of full fat mayo
bunch of fudge
like 8 chicken breasts

and a bunch of other CRAP all in one..then eats a bunch of it

Wheres the neck!?!?

***t-gunz*** · 02-27-2007, 01:04 AM

Originally Posted by chest6

oh god u should see the other ones

she mixes..
1.5 sticks of butter
2 JARS of full fat mayo
bunch of fudge
like 8 chicken breasts

and a bunch of other CRAP all in one..then eats a bunch of it

Wheres the neck!?!?

you mean wheres her heart attack????

**chest6** · 02-27-2007, 01:06 AM

lol ya.

That was my first question.

LOL notice that she disabled comments. Good thing i was gonna go to town

**Snrf** · 02-27-2007, 05:11 AM

man what a fat bitch

gross

**Snrf** · 02-27-2007, 05:13 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzVl7...e=user&search=

she has a valentine special, like a dick has ever been anywhere near her

**Snrf** · 02-27-2007, 05:20 AM

man I can't post a video response...

everything involves cream, sticks of butter, like 24 ounces of cheese....

**RuhlFreak55** · 02-27-2007, 06:39 AM

right so as soon as i saw that her head is as big as my torso i shut it off....

**Snrf** · 02-27-2007, 06:44 AM

**RuhlFreak55** · 02-27-2007, 06:45 AM

i'm scared......MOMMIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**king6** · 02-27-2007, 07:49 AM

Looks good, too bad there is a lot of butter and sugar in almost everything she makes.

**Snrf** · 02-27-2007, 07:55 AM

Originally Posted by king6

Looks good, too bad there is a lot of butter and sugar in almost everything she makes.

understatement of the century...

I was lookin at her profile...she's subscribed to the "Feasting Made Easy" channel, didn't think she'd need help in that department hahaha

**Snrf** · 02-27-2007, 08:08 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFfGwHN6DHo

"her famous chicken salad"

WHERES THE SALAD BITCH? she puts one onion in it...and some pickes...rofl.

im havin way too much fun watchin these videos

**king6** · 02-27-2007, 09:32 AM

I saw the episode where she makes chicken pot pie, she dumped a whole jar of mayo on the top of the casorole. Then she said it would take 45 min to cook, but she said her husband couldn't wait that long, so she made pigs in a blanket with cheese. Wonder what he looks like.

**Venomous Nemisis** · 02-27-2007, 09:54 AM

"This is one cup of real mayo" ....PLOP.. PLOP.. PLOP
more like half a friggin jag, Barf

**magic32** · 02-27-2007, 10:05 AM

She needs to observe the first rule of drug dealing:

"Never get high off your own supply."

A medical miracle, it’s as if she exceeded both the double and triple chins, and went back to one.

M.

**Snrf** · 02-27-2007, 10:12 AM

Originally Posted by magic32

She needs to observe the first rule of drug dealing:

"Never get high off your own supply."

A medical miracle, it’s as if she exceeded the both the double and triple chin, and went back to one.

M.

Hahahaha, oh man I want a signature so I can put that in it. I lol'd

**goodcents** · 02-27-2007, 10:23 AM

Originally Posted by Snrfmaster

man what a fat bitch

gross

She's a fuking beauty queen compared to the "things" that go to the rubber stamp store two doors down from my salon. One bltch had a big roll of fat hanging down in front of her waist danging like a huge dick, wtf? They set over at the stamp store and they have classes and it looks like a cafateria

The bltch that owns it makes alot of money catering to them

(I can't stand her stuck up ass either and I flip her off every time I see her

, it's like you have lard asses for customers, get back in there and eat some fuking more

) If you guys saw the things that went in there you would actually throw up

**RuhlFreak55** · 02-27-2007, 10:24 AM

rofllmao....that's hilarious....but true....the chin has expanded to amazing proportions

**goodcents** · 02-27-2007, 10:26 AM

Btw, I'm not kidding about the cafateria thing, it really looks like one and they paste shlt and eat for hours so they can give stupid shlt to their grand kids that they will never see grow up, wtf?

**Snrf** · 02-27-2007, 10:29 AM

goodcents u should whore ur last 91 posts tonight

**goodcents** · 02-27-2007, 10:31 AM

Originally Posted by Snrfmaster

goodcents u should whore ur last 91 posts tonight

I was thinking that very same thing, but it will be busy as shlt at the salon today, but when I get a few minutes each day I post

**magic32** · 02-27-2007, 10:36 AM

Originally Posted by goodcents

She's a fuking beauty queen compared to the "things" that go to the rubber stamp store two doors down from my salon. One bltch had a big roll of fat hanging down in front of her waist danging like a huge dick, wtf? They set over at the stamp store and they have classes and it looks like a cafateria

The bltch that owns it makes alot of money catering to them

(I can't stand her stuck up ass either and I flip her off every time I see her

, it's like you have lard asses for customers, get back in there and eat some fuking more

) If you guys saw the things that went in there you would actually throw up

You should take and post some pics.

M.

**goodcents** · 02-27-2007, 10:42 AM

Originally Posted by magic32

You should take and post some pics.

M.

Hey lard ass, let me take your picture

**chest6** · 02-27-2007, 10:54 AM

Originally Posted by Snrfmaster

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFfGwHN6DHo

"her famous chicken salad"

WHERES THE SALAD BITCH? she puts one onion in it...and some pickes...rofl.

im havin way too much fun watchin these videos

one cup of mayo my ass! Thats like 3 cups ROFL

"You can add a little more, no big deal"

Yeah...You can get a heartattack..no big deal

**goodcents** · 02-27-2007, 10:58 AM

How do you guys come up with this weird stuff? Is there something you guys want to confess? Are you secretly a tubby lover?

**chest6** · 02-27-2007, 11:02 AM

lol

i randomly found it on the lil side thing of all the vids on youtube...

I was lookin at liftin vids like i do sometimes and randomly i see a simply sarah and i was in love lol

**aadrenaline** · 02-27-2007, 11:03 AM

hahaha so much random shit today i love it

**chest6** · 02-27-2007, 11:06 AM

im dying on snrf's avatar LOL

**audis4** · 02-27-2007, 11:41 AM

I'd let her sit on my face...

**notorious_mem** · 02-27-2007, 11:43 AM

well shes no giada(sexy cleavage goddess off of food network)

**chest6** · 02-27-2007, 01:20 PM

Imma need pics of this giada lady

**PROTEINSHAKE** · 02-27-2007, 01:26 PM

Originally Posted by audis4

I'd let her sit on my face...

u better have a 10ft snorkel

**energizer bunny** · 02-27-2007, 01:28 PM

She was fukin out of breath just making that. LOL

**chest6** · 02-27-2007, 01:33 PM

hahaaha i was gonna say that she sounded like she was having a heart attack right there

**goodcents** · 02-27-2007, 01:34 PM

How can they even group things that look like her into females when we have chics like in getjackked's thread?

**chest6** · 02-27-2007, 01:35 PM

I was wondering the same thing

**muaythaiguy76** · 02-27-2007, 01:39 PM

ughhhhhhhhh ..... spin stir... ughhhhhhhh ... her breathing was freaking me out...

**energizer bunny** · 02-27-2007, 01:43 PM

It must feel mad, being out of breath doing nowt! it would freak me out, ad get paranoid all the time thinking a was guna stop breathing!!!

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