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    **Warning**

    A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

    Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping items into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.

    It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat.

    On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

    I had my wallet stolen in January on the 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.



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    Ummmm please give out the location of this Home Depot so I can make sure to ...........avoid it.....yeah thats it.....avoid it at all costs........ LOLOLOLOL

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    ROFLMFAO!!! I want my wallet stolen too

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    haha thats a good story. I was about to tell u to go to Lowes so I can make fun of u when u walk in.....but i dont work there this semester

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    thats funny. I don't care who you are thats funny.

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    ahahahah.....where is this home depot? i want my walet stolen

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    haha3 times yesturday..hahaha

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    oh yaaaa thats why theres a line down at my home depot.

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    Damn scammers.

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    repost, but the last one was saying it was at wal mart.

    Still funny though

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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack
    A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

    Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping items into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.

    It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat.

    On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

    I had my wallet stolen in January on the 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.


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    roflmgdmfao

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    roid, you know that you cant post stuff like this on here, right?????










    well atleast not before you tell ME where this home depot is...LOL

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