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    Can chicks REALLY squirt .......... ya know ?

    Me and my girlfriend were watchin this porno and when these chicks cum, they "squirt" like a fountain. We were discussing whethere or not it is cum or if they are basically pissing everywhere. I personally think they just piss all over but she says her friend told her she saw a girl do it once, actuall saw the girls boyfriend do it TO her. I mean, in your guys' expereince, when you make a chick cum like when yer goin down on em, isn't their cum not an actual liquid at all but more ......... creamy ? Anyway, whats yer take on it ? I say it's straight piss and that is really dissapointing.


    Sorry if I offended anyone or grossed them out.

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    I've made girls drip cum after an orgasm, but never squirt. I've wondered the same myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoggage_54
    I've made girls drip cum after an orgasm, but never squirt. I've wondered the same myself.

    Yea like, dripping and squirting it like a super soaker are two different things, I dunno...... lets see what everyone else says.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skullsmasher
    Yea like, dripping and squirting it like a super soaker are two different things, I dunno...... lets see what everyone else says.
    Had an old room mate whos girlfriend would squrit all over the place, we use to call her the gusher .. But thats a great question, quess we need a female opinion..

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    You never know with those porno movies, tits are not the only fake things in pornos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoggage_54
    You never know with those porno movies, tits are not the only fake things in pornos.

    Yea exactly. i was tryin to see what hole they are shootin it out of and I couldn't really tell. CG porn lol.

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    Wow I guess we are the only two people who know about women having orgasms lmao.

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    My friend is obsessed with it I'll try to find the link for you that he has, its actually a guy from britan that shows you how to get girls to do it, and he can get them to do it in a few seconds its crazy. Obviously I haven't seen it first hand in real life but I'll get you the link anyway!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dhriscerr
    My friend is obsessed with it I'll try to find the link for you that he has, its actually a guy from britan that shows you how to get girls to do it, and he can get them to do it in a few seconds its crazy. Obviously I haven't seen it first hand in real life but I'll get you the link anyway!

    Hell yea!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dhriscerr
    My friend is obsessed with it I'll try to find the link for you that he has, its actually a guy from britan that shows you how to get girls to do it, and he can get them to do it in a few seconds its crazy. Obviously I haven't seen it first hand in real life but I'll get you the link anyway!
    Send that link here too. It would certainly make a good party trick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoggage_54
    Send that link here too. It would certainly make a good party trick.



    Bwahahahahaha, a ****in party trick lo, thats ****in halarious.


    "Gather round, gather round, behold ............... "The Garden Hose Hoe" !! "


    j/k girls aren't always "hoes" even if they can squirt to the ceiling at a party.

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    I downloaded a video once about making girls squirt, one chick was hitting the ceiling, it was pretty intense, like they had a gardening hose attached to her box.

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    I'm gonna PM every female member here to get in here and explain this phenomenon to us.

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    I have made two women squirt, They dont squirt alot usually just the fluid that builds up as they become aroused. My women now get very moist and I have made her squirt 3 or 4 times in the past 2 years together. It depends on the girl. The porns that have it shooting out like a fountain are fake as hell. The ones that show women shoot out small amounts are more realistic to what happens. Most the time in my experiance its usually only one or two squirts that come out. My last GF was multi-orgasmic and could squirt more than once. But even then it was very infrequent when she would squirt during an organsm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleScience
    I have made two women squirt, They dont squirt alot usually just the fluid that builds up as they become aroused. My women now get very moist and I have made her squirt 3 or 4 times in the past 2 years together. It depends on the girl. The porns that have it shooting out like a fountain are fake as hell. The ones that show women shoot out small amounts are more realistic to what happens. Most the time in my experiance its usually only one or two squirts that come out. My last GF was multi-orgasmic and could squirt more than once. But even then it was very infrequent when she would squirt during an organsm.
    What would your estimate be on the length of the squirt? Are we talking centimeters or meters?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoggage_54
    What would your estimate be on the length of the squirt? Are we talking centimeters or meters?
    Dont really know my face stopped them each and everytime. LOL

    But some would flowout with a little force behind them and sometimes it was would actually squirt everywhere. I would say that it was never more than a tee spoons worth of fluid in both girls, but to be truthful I cant really tell how much would come out.

    Now I did have a friend of a friend who's girl would ruin a set of sheets everytime she did it. So I guess its differs from girl to girl that can actually do it.

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    Spywizard knew the answer and thought we were stupid for not knowing the truth so he left ..............

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    I just myspaced my friend for it so hopefully I'll get it in the next couple days, he's in Iraq so I dont know how often he gets to a computer. I hope it wasn't one he downloaded off Limewire or something otherwise it'll be a bitch trying to find it.

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    cool, just get as much info as possible

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    Even if it is piss, the distance and height is still incredibly impressive.

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    Or inches and feet, for those still under the obsolete imperial system

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    Very possible, my boyfriend can make me do it! The difference between urine and squirt is that squirt tastes sweet because glucose is released in a clear fluid. And urine is excreted from the urethra; and is a yellowish fluid that is slightly acidic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deltsarehot8
    Very possible, my boyfriend can make me do it! The difference between urine and squirt is that squirt tastes sweet because glucose is released in a clear fluid. And urine is excreted from the urethra; and is a yellowish fluid that is slightly acidic.

    well share the knowledge!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skullsmasher
    well share the knowledge!!!!
    Ok!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deltsarehot8
    Very possible, my boyfriend can make me do it! The difference between urine and squirt is that squirt tastes sweet because glucose is released in a clear fluid. And urine is excreted from the urethra; and is a yellowish fluid that is slightly acidic.


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    I was banging a squirter a month back, and it was absolutely insane. It was enough that I had to change the sheets every time we had sex. The best part is that you KNOW she can't possibly be faking it, but it gets old after doing laundry 3-4x week. It has a really distinct smell, hard to explain, but definently NOT the smell of piss. So it was fun and all, but then the girl gave me some sort of rash on my balls and yonson, so that ended abruptly

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    its ejaculation, just like men. not called a "squirt"...lol

    approx 3% of women can make themselves ejaculate

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mealticket
    its ejaculation, just like men. not called a "squirt"...lol

    approx 3% of women can make themselves ejaculate

    That was the name of the porno lol.

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    Send an email to Seymour Butts haha

    Personally this is something I'd rather not be involved with.

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    too much squirting in this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by collar
    too much squirting in this thread.
    haha i agree

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    Best thead I've seen in a while.
    Last edited by Receiver84; 07-17-2007 at 08:57 AM.

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    lol this thread is awesome

    I've always wondered myself

    And yea..ive heard its just a matter of teaching the girls how to do it

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    I've heard that it comes through the uretha, but it isn't urine. Apparently when a girl is cumming sometimes it feels like she is going to pee, but it isn't really urine, so if she doen't try and hold in the peeing feeling, she will squirt. I'm still searching for a woman that can squirt, so I don't know how much of this is true

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    On another somewhat related note, is there a way for us guys to shoot our stuff ? I mean, I can kinda but I wanna add some distance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skullsmasher
    On another somewhat related note, is there a way for us guys to shoot our stuff ? I mean, I can kinda but I wanna add some distance.
    I think there is a post in the hall of shame thread about some stuff called ejacuload that is supposed to increase the size of your load. Ive noticed i shoot further when i have bigger loads

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    I've seen the porns with the super-squirts like a meter up in the sky, it was unreal, but it was happening infront of the camera there werent any hidden gadgets or anything so i dont think its fully faked.
    My girl at the time was watching and said it was impossible!! And she was one of those messy wet girls who get too wet and mess up the sheets, but she couldnt squirt and she didnt think it was possible.

    I'm interested too, PM me the link when you guys get it.

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    do kegel exercises to squirt cum further

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    My wife can squirt off the end of the bed,she lets go with about a tea cup full when she gets worked up.The more foreplay the more liquid.Like somebody said they have like a sponge that fills with fluid and release it during climax.Any woman can learn to do it after they get used to the feeling and are not embarased to do it in front of you.One thing is for sure ,its not pee.Dosent smell or taste like it and theres no fakeing climax.

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    Yes,

    I've experienced it a couple of times, enough to wet the sheets.

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