ROFL I got Owned!

**taiboxa** · 03-10-2007, 02:35 PM

ok long ago i signed up for an online thingy to hook up w/ chicks, but they all ugly! so i gave up. well my account was still there so i started Surffin the menu and HOLY KRAP a HOT CHICK On there so i messgae her and she said im not her type i said why and she said...

btw the email i sent her was 2 sentences LONG? WTF LOL

If you must know:

- I barely made it through your email, much less your profile. I love language; I'm deeply irked by utter disregard of it. This is excusable among the uneducated, but you say you've been in the military and are currently enrolled in collegiate classes... yet most 1st graders could produce a more readable document (The critera for readability being spelling, punctuation, and appropriate use of the English language).

- Secondly, although a readable email automatically merits an actual response, your approach is crass-- asking to be given things for free from someone you don't know is not only in poor taste, it produces the impression that you are a bit of a parasite.

- Thirdly, you don't appear to possess any of the characteristics I'm looking for in a significant other: Your profile reads like that of a self-absorbed child direly in need of discipline and some time in the real world (or perhaps even a third-world country)... as does your email.

So I'll repeat what I said previously: I'm not interested.

im no parasite

**PROTEINSHAKE** · 03-10-2007, 02:39 PM

**Booz** · 03-10-2007, 02:39 PM

LMAO........................
have some of that mr Fat titties

**Booz** · 03-10-2007, 02:39 PM

parasite lol.........................

**kaberle_15** · 03-10-2007, 02:44 PM

You lack discipline hahaha

**stuball** · 03-10-2007, 02:46 PM

Knocked The Fvck Out !!!!!

**ebjack** · 03-10-2007, 02:51 PM

fvck that pretentious biatch...she's got a stick way up her ass

**taiboxa** · 03-10-2007, 02:54 PM

she has like 2masters and is a psychaitrist or wat ever.. she makes lots of money.. and she is hot.. ima shiv her in da kidney

**king6** · 03-10-2007, 02:55 PM

You should reply with, "But my mom thinks I'm cool."

**taiboxa** · 03-10-2007, 02:57 PM

Originally Posted by king6

You should reply with, "But my mom thinks I'm cool."

heres wat i sent her

Ok, well thank you so much for taking the time to lay out the fine details for me. With the given information it becomes quite obvious that I would be ill suited for someone of your intellectual magnitude. I'm deeply sorry for wasting your time and even possibly diminishing your IQ through my utter disregard for "Language".

With the previous being stated, please allow me to inform you that even though my profile is that of a "self-absorbed child direly in need of discipline and some time in the real world" I my self am actually a logical, intelligent and even sophisticated/formal being. Not to mention an odd conflict I sense, is that your view of "Proper spelling, punctuation, and appropriate use of the English language" is apparently mandatory to grab one's attention and attain a chance at getting to know them better- I see it as boring, seeing how things are always the same with the same format and same rules which create redundancy.

i.e. "Dear So'n'So your profile was most exhilarating! I find my self in a state awe at your impeccable grammar! If possible I would love to get to know you better and if not become a couple at least become good friends" :/

Either, or. I must apologize for the lengthy response as it is VERY uncommon for me to get reduced to an insecure pile of confusion from such a sharp tongued response as yours- which I still am thankful to you for taking the time to break things down for me.

Oh yeah, I am no Parasite and I am no child
It's just sometimes I like to come across as "cute" though I often fail

**stuball** · 03-10-2007, 03:35 PM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

heres wat i sent her

Sounds like a lawyer wrote that !!!! I guess theres more to you than those dopey cartoon avator's, and those fantasy stories of ninjas !!!!

**spywizard** · 03-10-2007, 03:40 PM

You should write back

"Damn girl, a relationship??? I was just looking for some trim."

**stuball** · 03-10-2007, 03:49 PM

She cant get a date in the real world, cause she's a fvckin bitch, i doubt she will get one over the internet ...

**chest6** · 03-10-2007, 04:01 PM

Originally Posted by stuball

She cant get a date in the real world, cause she's a fvckin bitch, i doubt she will get one over the internet ...

yea thats what i thought

**Snrf** · 03-10-2007, 04:02 PM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

heres wat i sent her

Tai I'm impressed...I always thought you were some borderline retarded roidmonkey, then you turn out to be an articulate and educated roidmonkey.

j/k!

thats some funny shit

**Johny-too-small** · 03-10-2007, 04:10 PM

Can I see the profile? We could get a ton of milage out of this.

**stuball** · 03-10-2007, 04:12 PM

Originally Posted by Snrfmaster

Tai I'm impressed...I always thought you were some borderline retarded roidmonkey, then you turn out to be an articulate and educated roidmonkey.

j/k!

thats some funny shit

Ya think he had someone write it for him ???

**stuball** · 03-10-2007, 04:14 PM

Originally Posted by chest6

yea thats what i thought

I think everyone knows a broad like this, she'a gonna grow old, fat, and lonely..

**STYLE74** · 03-10-2007, 04:21 PM

Fvck her, from what she wrote she seems like a c u n t anyway. You owned her more to be honest with you. Just one question. What the hell were you asking for free from her?

**stuball** · 03-10-2007, 04:43 PM

Originally Posted by STYLE74

Fvck her, from what she wrote she seems like a c u n t anyway. You owned her more to be honest with you. Just one question. What the hell were you asking for free from her?

He disappeared, he might be hurt by the rejection !!!

**STYLE74** · 03-10-2007, 04:48 PM

Na............

**notorious_mem** · 03-10-2007, 04:56 PM

nice.......

**x_moe** · 03-10-2007, 04:57 PM

i say post a her pic up here for all of us to see

**taiboxa** · 03-10-2007, 05:01 PM

Originally Posted by STYLE74

Fvck her, from what she wrote she seems like a c u n t anyway. You owned her more to be honest with you. Just one question. What the hell were you asking for free from her?

Her friend owns a saltwater aquariam store.. i told her to get me a free aquariam ><

**taiboxa** · 03-10-2007, 05:02 PM

Originally Posted by stuball

Ya think he had someone write it for him ???

actually i wrote that in like 3 minutes lol.. but i spellcheckd it in word .. i had a BUNCHA typo's - imagine that ><

**stuball** · 03-10-2007, 05:02 PM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

Her friend owns a saltwater aquariam store.. i told her to get me a free aquariam ><

Now thats fvckin funny !!!!

**taiboxa** · 03-10-2007, 05:02 PM

Originally Posted by x_moe

i say post a her pic up here for all of us to see

sure, even though i feel bad takin somone elses pic lol give a sec gotta shower and shit, i ****d up my nipplering at da gym

**NightTrain** · 03-10-2007, 05:06 PM

damn tai, you is a para... ahh whateva da she-bitch said thingy....

**Hellmaskbanned** · 03-10-2007, 05:13 PM

"It's just sometimes I like to come across as "cute" though I often fail "

AHHAAHAH that was quite amuzing.

What site is it? do you gotta pay? hit me up playa one desperate freak to another.

**stuball** · 03-10-2007, 05:20 PM

Originally Posted by NightTrain

damn tai, you is a para... ahh whateva da she-bitch said thingy....

WHAT ?????

**Haro3** · 03-10-2007, 05:22 PM

Originally Posted by stuball

WHAT ?????

LOL yea say whaaaa?

**stuball** · 03-10-2007, 05:28 PM

I think night train has been sippin the night train ...

**STYLE74** · 03-10-2007, 05:31 PM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

Her friend owns a saltwater aquariam store.. i told her to get me a free aquariam ><

DAMN that's funny...

.....you should have also told her to get you a nice fish to go with the new aquariam..

**STYLE74** · 03-10-2007, 05:32 PM

Fvckin whore!!!!

**guest589745** · 03-10-2007, 05:33 PM

"Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks"
-Snoop Doggy Dogg

**NightTrain** · 03-10-2007, 05:40 PM

Originally Posted by stuball

WHAT ?????

lame excuse at being cute... was trying to talk like a moron.... i think it worked

**king6** · 03-10-2007, 05:45 PM

Post a picture of this chick.

**slob** · 03-10-2007, 06:21 PM

i would have just said
"do u always act like this to people that are cooler than you? or is this just something new u are trying out on me?"

**stuball** · 03-10-2007, 06:35 PM

Originally Posted by NightTrain

lame excuse at being cute... was trying to talk like a moron.... i think it worked

It did !! lol ...

**stuball** · 03-10-2007, 06:36 PM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

sure, even though i feel bad takin somone elses pic lol give a sec gotta shower and shit, i ****d up my nipplering at da gym

Tai, wtf, a 2 hour shower ?? We need pic's !!!!

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