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  1. 03-23-2007, 11:53 PM #1
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    This is BULLSHIT! MY ASS!

    Can't sleep, ass is killing me. Damn you Test Enemyofmyass.
    Yep, swollen,hurts,feels like I have gyno on my right cheek.
    First injection was alittle painful , but the past 3 or 5 have been painfree.
    What the hell.....Damn you all.

    I don't know whether to feel my asscheek up or to eat 2 bags of tyson chicken.....hmmmmmmm hmmmmmm That would be around 200grams+fat/carbs/protein. My WEAKNESS! MUst CuT!

    Really whats the point of cutting....Why can't fat ppl be accepted in society. Girls should want to hop up and down on this...I know I do. Shit..............

    Fantastic 4.....small can of peas.....uhhhh what color are those red fire trucks........I can see them now all red and stuff........

    Frolic my children, frolic in the rays of light.

    I hate you all.
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  2. 03-24-2007, 12:09 AM #2
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    OMG!!!! I think you've gone off the deepside, someone help me get a big ass rope and help me try to pull this big SOB back over to reality!!!!
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  3. 03-24-2007, 12:14 AM #3
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    LOL.

    And u commented about my typing

    PS. Send me some tyson chicken with extra lard
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    I sold over 150 pounds of chicken today at the meat department, it was onsale for .99/lb But it was bone in whole breast with skin, so I didn't buy any. But I did buy 10lbs of 93% lean for the price of 80% lean 1.59 a pound!!
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    Seriously guys, it feels like I'm packing an infant on my loer back. It sucks!

    It hurts so good its retarded
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    Quote Originally Posted by dhriscerr
    I sold over 150 pounds of chicken today at the meat department, it was onsale for .99/lb But it was bone in whole breast with skin, so I didn't buy any. But I did buy 10lbs of 93% lean for the price of 80% lean 1.59 a pound!!

    I told you to quit prostituting! You basturd!
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  7. 03-24-2007, 12:21 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hellmask
    Seriously guys, it feels like I'm packing an infant on my loer back. It sucks!

    It hurts so good its retarded
    get some one to rub it out for you. good luck with that
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    Quote Originally Posted by cj1capp
    get some one to rub it out for you. good luck with that

    Whats your number big guy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    LOL.

    And u commented about my typing

    PS. Send me some tyson chicken with extra lard

    Honestly....I did'mt even read that thread!

    One look at it and my A.D.D kicked in after seeing that big ass paragraph.
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    Not to talk about rec drug use or anything, but you sure you injected the right stuff there big guy??? I think your high on life right now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dhriscerr
    Not to talk about rec drug use or anything, but you sure you injected the right stuff there big guy??? I think your high on life right now.

    I'm just happy cuz fishing is on the tube. Those tarpons look like a shiny penis.














    Huh?
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  12. 03-24-2007, 12:31 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hellmask
    Honestly....I did'mt even read that thread!

    One look at it and my A.D.D kicked in after seeing that big ass paragraph.
    LOL

    dammit I knew that would happen. Honestly I do the same thing when I see a long post. Im like ooop nothin to see here *hits back button*

    So I was thinkin man...If I was someone else..I wouldnt read my own thread..way 2 fvcking long
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hellmask
    Whats your number big guy.
    had me LOL .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hellmask
    Can't sleep, ass is killing me. Damn you Test Enemyofmyass.
    Yep, swollen,hurts,feels like I have gyno on my right cheek.
    First injection was alittle painful , but the past 3 or 5 have been painfree.
    What the hell.....Damn you all.

    I don't know whether to feel my asscheek up or to eat 2 bags of tyson chicken.....hmmmmmmm hmmmmmm That would be around 200grams+fat/carbs/protein. My WEAKNESS! MUst CuT!

    Really whats the point of cutting....Why can't fat ppl be accepted in society. Girls should want to hop up and down on this...I know I do. Shit..............

    Fantastic 4.....small can of peas.....uhhhh what color are those red fire trucks........I can see them now all red and stuff........

    Frolic my children, frolic in the rays of light.

    I hate you all.

    haha you were watching family guy last night lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by TolVlo
    haha you were watching family guy last night lol


    YEP!
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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    LOL

    dammit I knew that would happen. Honestly I do the same thing when I see a long post. Im like ooop nothin to see here *hits back button*

    So I was thinkin man...If I was someone else..I wouldnt read my own thread..way 2 fvcking long

    Exactly what I did!
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  17. 03-24-2007, 12:49 AM #17
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    ROFL..I just missed the family guy part.

    Ahhhh firetruck firetruck...what color are those reddd firetrucks.

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=B-DIKW74t-8
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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    ROFL..I just missed the family guy part.

    Ahhhh firetruck firetruck...what color are those reddd firetrucks.

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=B-DIKW74t-8
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkgeBjpdpbQ is better
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hellmask
    I'm just happy cuz fishing is on the tube. Those tarpons look like a shiny penis.












    Huh?
    Ur fcked up man.LOL. I thought it said those tampons look like a shiny penis
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  20. 03-25-2007, 05:44 AM #20
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    Hello Hellmask
    where are you man? ami disturb you to much?
    thank you
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    Quote Originally Posted by walkfast
    Hello Hellmask
    where are you man? ami disturb you to much?
    thank you
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    This thread reads like watching Clockwork Orange sober...
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    there ill make it better
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    try getting trashed for a week straight and doing the Tai diet!! I feel like a breathing peice of lard!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hellmask
    Can't sleep, ass is killing me. Damn you Test Enemyofmyass.
    Yep, swollen,hurts,feels like I have gyno on my right cheek.
    First injection was alittle painful , but the past 3 or 5 have been painfree.
    What the hell.....Damn you all.

    I don't know whether to feel my asscheek up or to eat 2 bags of tyson chicken.....hmmmmmmm hmmmmmm That would be around 200grams+fat/carbs/protein. My WEAKNESS! MUst CuT!

    Really whats the point of cutting....Why can't fat ppl be accepted in society. Girls should want to hop up and down on this...I know I do. Shit..............

    Fantastic 4.....small can of peas.....uhhhh what color are those red fire trucks........I can see them now all red and stuff........

    Frolic my children, frolic in the rays of light.

    I hate you all.
    hahaha im not going to lie, this is one of the most random postings in awhile..sorry about your ass tho.
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    LMAO Hellmask youv made my day with this thread.....
    i know how you feel i just started my cycle yesterday and shot 1g of test in my right butt cheek and it feels like something is growing inside.............
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    Quote Originally Posted by walkfast
    Hello Hellmask
    where are you man? ami disturb you to much?
    thank you
    This thread was enjoyable till I hit this shit post...

    WTF?!
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    Oh such concern....Makes me so happy *tear*. haha

    Well ass update. Still FUXING HURTS! Alot better today though.

    By the way.....the night I posted this thread i got 30minutes of sleep....Dozed off (well I think I did) and saw the clock and 30 minutes passed.

    So heres what you do if you have a growth in your ass. Booz follow these instructions cuz you said you have the symptoms. haha

    I iced....numbed my cheek so less pain....afterwards no relief.
    Heat pad....some relief....aslo kids bare ass on bad, no boxers on.
    Long very hot shower with lots of stretches. Yes you heard right.
    Being in an apartment stretching naked and screaming loud in the shower was not unheard of yesterday.....Really helped I must say.
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    Also, I stopped my cycle.

    I tell you what, I can't go one cycle without some shit screwing me up...whether it's a surgery, injury, or no sex. haha jk about the no sex......thats a given.

    Now all I need is 15 IU's of GH for a year to brighten my spirits.*joke*






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    Damn bro!...I'm truly sorry to hear of your misfortunes.

    I'm glad shit like that don't happen to me...*knocks on wood*...well, once on a haphazard quad shot...I was f'cked for days.
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    Quote Originally Posted by shrpskn
    Damn bro!...I'm truly sorry to hear of your misfortunes.

    I'm glad shit like that don't happen to me...*knocks on wood*...well, once on a haphazard quad shot...I was f'cked for days.

    Don't worry, I've hired someone to make sure you have an "unfortunate accident"....beware.

    The ass pain didnt stop the cycle, its from a surgery I had a few months back keeping me from working out fully. SUcks.

    Thanks tho playa.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hellmask
    Don't worry, I've hired someone to make sure you have an "unfortunate accident"....beware.

    Shit! I will be sure not to feel sorry for you ever again!
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    Quote Originally Posted by shrpskn
    Shit! I will be sure not to feel sorry for you ever again!

    Gonna send you a pm plotting your demise.
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