Tai's AMAZINGLY FVCKD UP DREAM!!!! (an NC17MUST READ!)
Warning its kinda graphic in all areas.
Now on to the main attraction!
It is mid day, the sky is grey as if it was in a black and white painting, there is a very LONELY feeling around, and im driving w/ my partner (i have NO CLUE to who he is- but he looks like Quintin Tareintino kinda thing but he is very nervous and skittish) in a black, enormous soccormom type of car. We pull into this huge parking lot that has only a few other cars in it and we get out and start walking to wat appears to be a tickit booth to the Zoo Entrance. I immediatly forget something RUN back to he car and pull out this awsome sword! its handle is wood w/ a lions face engraved and it is the sword of a pallidin... only problem w/ this sword that has an enormous handle/hand guard is... the blade! its like 5 inches long like a lil kitchen KNIFE!WTF?!
so i grab that put it on lol, oh yes it gets worse!
we go into the vacant area and there are trailers everywhere, the wind is blowing like mad and there is a church like building in the very center. we make our way around, investigating the scene... and we start to walk into the first trailor. once inside it is HUGE! 3 big ass rooms w/ a single door way shaped entrance from the middle room to the outher 2 that are on opposite sides. then outta no where a huge female zombie thing wanders around from behind a giant bookshelf that was infront of us. i attack it LOL and STAB it w/ my .. fancy lil kitchen knife stabing her right in the FOR HEAD ( kuz i remember saying u have to kill the brain to kill the zombie) well it didnt work, she knocks me back i go FLYING she pulls the tiny lil letter opener outta her head and chunks it. at this time my partner comes running in and like skreaming at the zombie to STOP and JUST GO AWAY!
while this is going on i find a new weapon! one of them lil wakasashi(sp) lil short ninja sword things. but there is a catch.. it has a rope tied to it that is linked to a GIANT FIRE POKER! oh yes its getting good. now as soon as i grab this lil weird combo thing another zombie attacks from the left! i like slash at his throat w/ the wakazashi thing and practically slice his head off to the point where its hanging back then i start Pounding the head, body and wat ever else i can hit w/ the giant fire poker until its in a billion pieces.
i next turn my attention to the first zombie that my partner is yelling at and see he is getting attaked real good! i run at the zombie start beating it down and slashing it and doing everything i can to MESS IT UP! but nothing affects it she just keeps KNOCKING me back like im nothing.
so we have no choice but to retreat. we run out side and see a black carriage circling the church like building. there are no horses pulling it and it has a red glow like there is someone in it w/ red eyes looking out. we wait for it to pass a few times then time our sprint so we make it to the church while its on the back side. we get inside and there is the most beautiful chick ever In there! her skin is super white and her eyes look like the red eye on a bad photo but she is GORGOUS and in some sort of gown... she appears to be zombie like or turning or wat ever and tells us that the carriage outside is the evil master and if he makes eye contact w/ you.. u die instantly. so i keep peaking out the window several times and keep seeing his siliuoette turn towards me like he is trying to link eyes and kill me! >< or wat ev, i just remember being so fxin skare in my dream!
ok heres the kreapy shit part. the chick says for me to put her outta her missery i have to hump her! OH COOL! she lifts up her gown and instead of pubes she has MAGGOTS! and its wow gross as all gross can be.. she is like but first u ahve to eat off the dead maggots and she hands me a straw! to suck them off! YEAH WTF IS WRONG w/ my head!!! so like me being all smart im like my partner will do all that if u give me an amazing blowjob (then i woke up)
WEIRD OR WHAT?
highlights for those who cant read it all kuz they lazy
i goto zoo w/ undead zombies in trailers, i fight them w/ a letter opener, fire poker and small japanese sword... i hide in church w/ chick who wants me to eat her dead maggot pubes?
yeah needless to say i woke up COMPLETELY OUTTA IT and Disoriented!
anyone know wtf it means?
this was the most realistic and vivid dream i have had in AGES!!!
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watch zombie movies and porno's before you go to bed.
What are we gonna do if AR's guinea pig dies?
Originally Posted by Titleist
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You asked what it could possibly mean and nobody seemed to be able to explain it.. dreams are often symbolic and do express our subconscious thoughts...however, for all I know, you could be in a totally committed relationship and this is just a product of tren 
