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  1. 06-18-2007, 08:58 PM #1
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    wow! nice first date

    Went out with this chik that lives around the block, cute little 20 year old (im 24) we went to this lounge got drunk started making out, convinced her to go swimming at my aunt's house who lives in the same neighborhood (3am)dropped her off so she could get a bathing suite, i did the same. we get to the pool, couldn't figure out how to switch the lights on, finally did it.we get in the water and went at it. (no f*cking tho)it was nuts. great tits. we get out, shes cold, so i cuddle with her with a towel, convince her to come to my house.we fooled around for 2 hours, we both fell asleep 6-8. 8-11 fooled around some more, everything but sex. im on test, so u could imagine how i was freaking out, biggest hard that wouldn't go away and she even commented on that. (always a plus)

    damn dudes!
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    my dates suck ><
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    I dont think I would tell that story to be honest with you. You basically just admitted that you couldn't seal the deal.

    Your as bad as Tai.

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  4. 06-18-2007, 09:09 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by muriloninja
    I dont think I would tell that story to be honest with you. You basically just admitted that you couldn't seal the deal.

    Your as bad as Tai.

    ahhh screw you lol
    i was licking her ***** after the first date.
    shell be back for more, might even be tomorrow...
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    its true i suck at dating! ><
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    Quote Originally Posted by DCB83
    ahhh screw you lol
    i was licking her ***** after the first date.
    shell be back for more, might even be tomorrow...

    You were doing what?

    That even makes it worse, you must suck at it. I think your test is bad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by muriloninja
    You were doing what?

    That even makes it worse, you must suck at it. I think your test is bad.
    haha
    made her cum everytime!!!!
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    So you performed fellatio on her/him but didn't get anything in return? You made it cum so she should make you cum.

    "What you dont want to do it? Okay dont mind me while I play with myself."
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    Quote Originally Posted by muriloninja
    You were doing what?

    That even makes it worse, you must suck at it. I think your test is bad.
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    ok ok ok....you have a coooollll aunt. you should have helped her hand help you.
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    had a similar event like that, when I went to a tournament. didn't play well the next day. but it was worth it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DCB83
    Went out with this chik that lives around the block, cute little 20 year old (im 24) we went to this lounge got drunk started making out, convinced her to go swimming at my aunt's house who lives in the same neighborhood (3am)dropped her off so she could get a bathing suite, i did the same. we get to the pool, couldn't figure out how to switch the lights on, finally did it.we get in the water and went at it. (no f*cking tho)it was nuts. great tits. we get out, shes cold, so i cuddle with her with a towel, convince her to come to my house.we fooled around for 2 hours, we both fell asleep 6-8. 8-11 fooled around some more, everything but sex. im on test, so u could imagine how i was freaking out, biggest hard that wouldn't go away and she even commented on that. (always a plus)

    damn dudes!
    Sounds like good times! Good for You man!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prada
    So you performed fellatio on her/him but didn't get anything in return? You made it cum so she should make you cum.

    "What you dont want to do it? Okay dont mind me while I play with myself."

    No Doubt. If she wouldn't reciprocate. I would have rubbed one out all over her gorgeous tits.
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    who cares she will come back tomorrow and youll prob get some
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    Quote Originally Posted by muriloninja
    You were doing what?

    That even makes it worse, you must suck at it. I think your test is bad.





    I sure hope she comes through quick or you just got bro
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    she got hers, and you got nothing....sucker...she'll never call....BWHAHAHAHAHAHA
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  18. 06-19-2007, 08:35 AM #18
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    yeah...uhhhh
    she came back last night... thats why i couldn't reply to your comments lol
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    wow, is everyone on this board just not getting any p*ssy
    too much hating on me
    hahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by DCB83
    yeah...uhhhh
    she came back last night... thats why i couldn't reply to your comments lol
    ya sure she did...we need pics to believe that story bro...

    not hatin bro, just teasin ya...we're proud of ya, i love see a guy finally lose his virginity and then post it on here....sweeeeeeeet....lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by WEBB
    ya sure she did...we need pics to believe that story bro...

    not hatin bro, just teasin ya...we're proud of ya, i love see a guy finally lose his virginity and then post it on here....sweeeeeeeet....lol
    lololol
    good one
    but not the case
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  22. 06-19-2007, 09:08 AM #22
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    You guys sure get worked up of getting laid. If I posted every time I screwed someone or ate some ***** I couldn't get to work.....it is sex people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DCB83
    wow, is everyone on this board just not getting any p*ssy
    too much hating on me
    hahahaha

    We are getting pu*$y! Its you who didnt get any. You just supplied her with cunnilungus and an orgasm and left empty handed.


    just teasing ya man, at least you got some finally. Was she naughty?
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    You might wanna go wipe the cottage cheese off your face...

    Who goes down on some random chick?


    I'm glad you FINALLY (theoritically) sealed the deal.

    But after all this, we need pics for verification.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DCB83
    yeah...uhhhh
    she came back last night... thats why i couldn't reply to your comments lol

    So? Did you hit it?
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    [QUOTE=Prada]We are getting pu*$y! Its you who didnt get any. You just supplied her with cunnilungus and an orgasm and left empty handed.


    just teasing ya man, at least you got some finally. Was she naughty?[/QUOT

    what do mean "finally"?
    by first date i meant first date with this chik.
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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack
    So? Did you hit it?
    not yet, but were both dying to.
    she wants to wait.
    ill wait, shes f*ckin sexy
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    Quote Originally Posted by DCB83
    yeah...uhhhh
    she came back last night... thats why i couldn't reply to your comments lol

    Quote Originally Posted by DCB83
    not yet, but were both dying to.
    she wants to wait.
    ill wait, shes f*ckin sexy

    I'm confused!


    Just admit you can't seal the deal, some people are just not good closers. Thats ok man, we understand.
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    Quote Originally Posted by muriloninja
    I'm confused!


    Just admit you can't seal the deal, some people are just not good closers. Thats ok man, we understand.
    i didn't f*ck her, but we did everything else.
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    If you didn't break the seal, then that deal ain't sealed.

    messin' with ya bro, hope you wait till marriage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nalbano34
    If you didn't break the seal, then that deal ain't sealed.

    messin' with ya bro, hope you wait till marriage.
    wait for what??
    im not a virgin!
    wow... i regret posting this thread lol
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    BS!
    He doesn't have to SEAL THE DEAL right away!
    She will go for it eventually. See, You have to be not only a good pitcher, but also a good catcher. Looks like they are having good times, hey, if she wants to wait a bit, fine, let her and in the mean time have some fun times! It'll happen sooner or later. Don't have to be pushy mother****er all the time. In some cases it would scare her away.
    See, everyone is jealous and hating on You for that!
    Well, in the end, who am I to talk, I didn't have any action in past 6 months! I am wayyyy over due. So I hate You too

    You don't use it, You loose it! So don't take too long with it!
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    somebody should pm bojangles on this one. i think we need some deep insight.
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    dcb83 well done you enjoyed yourself.
    but i love it how you explained everything LOL...
    good on you man..

    i think you did the right thing, personally you showed maturity and respect.
    gentlemen like, good work .
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgilligan10
    somebody should pm bojangles on this one. i think we need some deep insight.
    LOL...
    no thanks he will start talking about something totally off topic
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    Quote Originally Posted by collar
    i think you did the right thing, personally you showed maturity and respect.
    gentlemen like, good work .
    Exactly!
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    maybe she is mormon. Mormon chics will suck you raw but you can't stick until you are married.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hillshooter
    maybe she is mormon. Mormon chics will suck you raw but you can't stick until you are married.
    Yeah, how is it? What is the reason for that? Explain more.. interesting. Why do they think this way ?
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    sounds cool to me buddy, wish i had a swimming pool and a 20 yr old!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by UberSteroids
    Yeah, how is it? What is the reason for that? Explain more.. interesting. Why do they think this way ?
    oral is moral
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