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  1. 08-21-2002, 06:22 PM #1
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    i wanna be a cowboy

    and you can be my cowgirl...


    someone mod me... look at this contribution (plus it would save me from having to trade nude pics for a pass)
    I've never felt so accepted in all my life. These people look deep within my soul and assign me a number based on the order in which I joined.
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  2. 08-21-2002, 06:26 PM #2
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    WTF? Your trippin bro lol
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    i cant be your cowgirl, because im already a cowboy.okay so you wanna be a cowboy huh? first you gotta learn how to ride then rope ,brand,make fire out of twigs no lighter, hunt, kill, and hide your critters,sleep outside,make some damn good coffee,milk cows,herd them,ride bulls,castrate hogs and such,wear boots and jeans that are a size too tight a buckle thats big as a frying pan chew tobbaco,drink bud no lite beers allowed,then after all that you can start to be a cowboy...or you could just watch gunsmoke
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    I have a mechanical bull at home if you wanna try it out, actually it´s more like an manuell bull, but you can still ride it.
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    so you wanna be a cowboy?

    just live in texas...and everyone from every other state will >think< you're a cowboy...

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    palme may have a bull, but im full of bull....does that count?
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    Originally posted by jeffylyte
    palme may have a bull, but im full of bull....does that count?
    so what are you saying, you want him to ride you ???
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    Im not riding anything
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    I have made it a point never to get on the back of something that out weights me by 400-500 pounds. Call me a puss or whatever, but hey I value my gahoonies.... LMAO
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  10. 08-22-2002, 07:08 PM #10
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    Originally posted by Sicilian30
    I have made it a point never to get on the back of something that out weights me by 400-500 pounds. Call me a puss or whatever, but hey I value my gahoonies.... LMAO
    you calling me fat??

    i'm fat with a ph hon
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  11. 08-22-2002, 07:14 PM #11
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    *thinks to self*

    they are SO going to mod me ASAP for this.
    I've never felt so accepted in all my life. These people look deep within my soul and assign me a number based on the order in which I joined.
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    What exactly is this all about???
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    bump to clockworks post, im from A-TOWN also and whenever i leave st. or country and tell peeps im from tx, somebody always asks about my horse or my cowboy hat, (and their serious too) lol silly stereotypes
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  16. 08-23-2002, 11:01 PM #16
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    * I Wanna Be A Cowboy *
    Boys Don't Cry

    Riding on the range,
    I've got my hat - on,
    I've got my boots - dusty.
    I've got my saddle
    On my horse.
    He's called....T-t-t-t-t-trigger
    Of course.

    I wanna be a cowboy
    And you can be my cowgirl
    I wanna be a cowboy
    And you can be my cowgirl
    I wanna be a cowboy

    (woman's voice)
    Riding on the chuck wagon,
    Following my man.
    His name is Ted,
    Can you believe that?
    Camping on the prairie
    Plays havoc with my hair.
    Makes me feel quite dirty,
    Though we all do sometimes

    I wanna be a cowboy
    And you can be my cowgirl
    I wanna be a cowboy
    And you can be my cowgirl
    I wanna be a cowboy

    Looking like a hero,
    Six-gun at my side,
    Chewing my tobacco.
    Out on the horizon,
    I see a puff of smoke.
    Indians on the warpath,

    (Indian voice)
    White man speak-em with forked tongue. Isn't he

    Or not.
    I wanna be a cowboy
    And you can be my cowgirl
    I wanna be a cowboy
    And you can be my cowgirl
    I wanna be a cowboy
    And you can be my cowgirl
    I wanna be a cowboy
    And you can be my cowgirl
    I wanna be a cowboy
    And you can be my cowgirl
    I wanna be a cowboy
    And you can be my cowgirl

    Yippy Yippy Yi Yippy Yippy Yi Yo Yo
    Yippy Yippy Yi Yippy Yi Yo Yo
    Yippy Yippy Yi Yippy Yippy Yi Yo Yo
    Yippy Yippy Yi Yippy Yo Yo Yo
    Oh Yippy Yippy Yo Yo

    My name is Ted,
    And one day I'll be dead yo yo yo.
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    While we're on the topic of not making any sense it all, here's something funny that happened to me yesterday. Blue cheese dressing? That doesn't look like a towel! "Clear the carpark", said the man in the red suit. I've lost my sunglasses.
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    Classic Excess,
    Actually the first post on this thread that I really understood at all.
    IC
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    Originally posted by symatech
    bump to clockworks post, im from A-TOWN also and whenever i leave st. or country and tell peeps im from tx, somebody always asks about my horse or my cowboy hat, (and their serious too) lol silly stereotypes
    hehe, i was in cali last week and every blonde girl i talked to, i asked if she could surf...payback (in my demented little mind) for all the texas steriotypes i've faced! =)

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    Re: i wanna be a cowboy

    Originally posted by smallmovesal
    and you can be my cowgirl...
    I'm surprised Nathan hasn't volunteered yet ...
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  21. 08-27-2002, 02:14 PM #21
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    I'll totally be your cowgirl if you'll have me. But only if I get one of those pretty skirts with frilly things on the edges and a pink cowboy hat.
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  22. 08-27-2002, 03:49 PM #22
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    I did recognize the song right away. Just not sure how it is significant.
    One today is worth two tomorrows.
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  23. 08-27-2002, 04:32 PM #23
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    LOL...I was singing it in my head all day. Thanks, smalls!!
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